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The Simpleton Puts On Her Sunday Best!

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Maybe her new man likes them butch!

JSimpleton was spotted shopping in the men's department of Bloomingdale's yesterday wearing this striking little number, and we are never ceased to be amazed by the effort she constantly puts into her appearance!

Lesbian high school gym teachers want their look back, bb!

And we're not even going to tell you what we think Sue Sylvester would have to say about this mess!


[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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59 comments to “The Simpleton Puts On Her Sunday Best!”

  1. 1

    She doesn't have to get dressed up to go shopping on a Sunday. Get over yourself! It's getting beyond ridiculous.

  2. 2

    her weight gain's more surprising to me then the outfit………and please note, i did not call her fat but it's blatantly obvious she's gained a few lbs……..

  3. 3

    Oh my, someone didn't get all dressed up so they could go shopping… what the hell the is the world coming too?

    *rolls eyes*

  4. 4

    stereotyping gays? tisk tisk perez.

    jessica is beautiful, what is wrong with relaxing weekends? it's not like she is on the red carpet! silly post.

  5. 5

    AT first glance I thought that was Britney. Thats such a BS gettup

  6. 6

    Fuck you Perez; she look fine

  7. 7

    Gawd Mario you are such a tool, she is shopping for christ sake would you rather she be in stiletto's and an evening gown?? you should talk about attire you always look horrid.

  8. 8

    That is such a nasty insult calling her Simpleton. The only simpleton is the rude "individual" resorting to high school name calling. Childish anyone?

  9. 9

    You *DO* realize this picture is from like, two weeks ago right? Way to try and pass this off as your own.

  10. 10

    Seriously what is wrong with you? I thought you were all about No H8? WTF she cant wear some casual sweats without you taunting her? And automatically it means she's a lesbian? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're such a fucking hypocrit dude.

  11. 11

    you are an asshole.
    look at the crap you wear in public. your family is not telling you the truth……….. you're an embarrassment……

  12. 12

    Its called casual dress you DUMB PUTZ

  13. 13

    Look at the bags, Perez. Lol..

    Also, why does she need to walk around all dressed up right now? It's freaking hot out.

  14. 14

    Geez, no wonder our kids today have such self image problems! Sorry we all can't be size 0 and look fake all day, every day. My God! Can't we just be without all the glitz and fake eyelashes?!?!? Then if she went Heidi on you then you'd be complaining about that too. Some people just can't win.

  15. 15

    How is this butch?? Short ass shorts and a hoddie? Really????

  16. 16

    Of course she is working hard shopping in the men's department! Carrie Underwood got married, and Jessica is one not to be out done (though I think she will be out done). That simple dude who she now is with is not going to jump from one marriage to another that quickly, I hope, anyway. That never is a good thing for either party.

  17. 17

    Hmmm…she looks pretty normal and casual to me!

  18. 18

    Re: Oh Resist Her – Oh is this two weeks old? Ha!

  19. 19

    Whatever, she looks fine. She doesn't have to be g'd up all of the time. Lord knows you aren't, Perez!

  20. 20

    I miss her hot mess days. Eat some tuna baby!

  21. 21

    So a baseball cap, sweatshirt, and shorts makes a lesbian? Then I'd better tell my husband that I'm gay because I've been dressing like that for a long time. I wasn't aware that lesbians wore uniforms.

  22. 22

    nothing wrong what she's wearing but it is obvious she has gained quite a bit of weight.

  23. 23

    Funny joke. You're right. Lesbian gym teachers look like sh*t. Wait…you're gay bashing now too? WTF?

  24. 24

    Why are the posts not being listed. Also you pigface you are a bit late with this. She looks comfy and actually that is what I wore to the store this morning. Get real and learn how to dress yourself without looking like an asshole.

  25. 25

    I don't think she looks bad at all! She just looks comfy to me…and she still looks pretty!

  26. 26

    are you sure that's not joe simpson?

  27. 27

    I will always love jessica. No matter what!!

  28. 28

    Simpson is looking THICK…..

  29. 29

    she still looks pretty

  30. 30

    Why I come back to such tasteless crap like this…..I ought to protest more!! This kind of shit really pisses me off. I mean really!?!?!? Simpleton?!?!? How gay are you?!? Butch?! Really? Grow up! I thought Sunday was a day of rest?! I guess not. Jessica, sorry hon, I guess you were supposed to wear those 6" hooker heals and dress more like Lady Gaga and fall flat on your face. Then you would make the news as 'Fashoin Forward Gurl!'

  31. 31

    She was so stylish towards the end of her marriage to Nick and that first year after, then she just went back to dressing plain. That said, I don't think the outfit she's wearing in this pic makes her look like a lesbian at all.

  32. 32


  33. 33

    She looks like Renee Zellwiger does EVERY DAY.

  34. jaims says – reply to this


    I think she looks gorgeous!!! People don't have to look "red carpet ready" to do a little shopping do they?!?! Give her a break.

  35. 35

    i think it's great she cares so little about what you write about her, that she wears what half of america wears to the mall — remember, she's not a gay man

  36. 36

    Re: Sister Mary No No – Seriously? You are proud of that?

  37. 37

    i personally don't see anything wrong with what she is wearing. whether it be in running shorts, hoodie or what have you, what does it matter but enjoying the experience of shopping, and in comfort, as jessica is doing? not sure what you were expecting to see her in perez…dressed to the nines in a valentino couture dress and harry winston jewels to shop at bloomies? just because her sense of comfort doesn't sit well with you doesn't mean you have to be juvenile and resort to name calling. grow up, please!

    how about the 'crap-tastic' outfits you wear, perez? (blue hair & matching suits - yuck! - etc.) it's a pity that your absolutely hideous & god-awful, trash-tastic fashion sense can't get you on the cover of GQ or any other male fashion magazine equivalents; jessica's rocked elle, glamour and a host of many others over the years.

    oh, speaking of fashion…how's your cow patty-esque t-shirt line going? (insert deflating balloon sound effect here) ’nuff said. :]

  38. 38

    such a hater perez!

  39. 39

    Re: so what – 'what half of America wears to the mall'? what half, the lower half? You fucking moron. She makes too much money to look like shit. Sorry, get yourself together. Take a shower.

  40. 40

    Thanks for the education, Porky. Since I'm a straight guy, I never knew butch lesbians and lesbian gym teachers were offensive to gay males. So, if I want to insult someone I'll call them butch or a lesbian gym teacher.
    No wonder most of the gay community hates you.

  41. 41

    I never understood who would wear something like this in public, much fucking less shopping. What are you shopping for? Clothing? Where do you were it? Out in public. Go home and change clothes. I don't care if you are pregnant or not. Madonna was the crappiest looking pregnant woman I ever saw. She wore sweats down below her stomach. Break down and buy some decent maternity clothing.

  42. 42

    When people get dressed up to go shopping, you say they are looking for attention from the paparazzi. When they go casual, you say they should dress up more. Make up your mind.
    And by the way, I think she looks great.

  43. 43

    What a cow!

  44. 44

    It's OK Jessica want to be at a healthy weight; just don't expect the public to spend money on a PORKER!

  45. 45

    My word! Can this barn of a woman spell D-I-E-T?!!?

  46. Wrenn says – reply to this


    She's got a man and Perez doesn't!!!! You are sooooooo jealous. Besides, her asshole looks better than your face.

  47. 47

    Jessica Simpson empire: $80 Million made from entertainment, fashion, endorsements, etc.

    Perez Hilton empire: @ $4 Million made from gossip and outing people

    Who's the nasty simpleton?

  48. 48

    Are you calling Jessica names?????!!!!!!!! YOU EFFING HYPOCRITE, AND BIGOT!

  49. 49

    Re: camaguey – You are a stupid mother f*cker! She is not fat, if you'll take a second realize she's wearing a sweatjacket over a t-shirt, dumbass! Her legs are thin and her face is as well. My gosh, you people are stupid!

  50. 50

    Re: April 20th – WEIGHT GAIN????? Are you stupid?

  51. 51

    Perez, Let's just let Jessica be happy for a bit…I think she deserves to be… show the love like you do with Katy and Russell.

  52. @v@ says – reply to this


    There's ol' sexual napalm now. This is reality; not the pics taken after 3 hours professional prep time and photoshop. You either enjoy a person's company or you don't.

  53. 53

    I don't care for her much, and I love fashion as much as you Perez, but really let Ms. Simpson do her thing. The celebs have a right to go out and be comfortable as well as we do. Not to mention, it is good for young girls to see them acting and looking somewhat normal.

  54. 54

    STFU you fat blob. Nobody has to dress up all the time just to please you. Just look at all the ridiculous shit you wear all the time. I don't know how you can even dare to be a fashion critic.

  55. 55

    Also, if you want to pick on someone that dresses like a troll - pick on the Olsen twins. They are super cute girls but ewww !!!

  56. 56

    Leave Jessica Simpson alone your always on at her! She's a sweet girl and i think she's beautiful inside and out you only have to see her on her new show to realise this! Don't stereotype homosexual people either i hate it! Sorry Perez but this is a horrible post! Jessica simpson is great! x

  57. 57

    she looks like some beer bellied redneck….ha ha

  58. 58

    Re: Jazz-hands Chaz – That's so true & when I 1st saw this picture. I thought the exact same thing! Perez, Why so much hate? You really need 2 think about what U say about people sometimes!!! Everyone is entitled to casual days, Anyways!!!

  59. 59