Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Yeah, we bet you ask yourself a lot these days, douchebag!
Check out yet another clip of Tiger Woods being a poor sport and pulling a baby temper tantrum after he missed a putt during the 2010 British Open!
We wonder if he cursed at himself every time his performance in the bedroom with one of his slam pigs wasn't up to par!
Sucks to be you, bb!