Tom Hanks Wets Himself

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After catching a movie in El Lay on Sunday, Tom Hanks left the theater with a little wet stain on his pants.

Pee pee, perhaps?! Or did he get too excited?!

Depends may be the next step!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Tags: pee, salt

Posted: Jul 19, 2010 at 1:15 pm / Email this »

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56 comments to “Tom Hanks Wets Himself”

Lollokitty says – reply to this

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Fatso!!
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jax76 says – reply to this

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or it could be he rested his drink on his lap and it was sweating . . . why is everything always a bodily fluid with you?
daylilie222 says – reply to this

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Really? You people are idiots.
hs05ip says – reply to this

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Tom Hanks is still hot.. even if he accidentally spills a drink or something on his shorts.
goldennyc says – reply to this

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or maybe he just spilled on them? perez you are such a jerk (and an idiot which isn't a good mix) but some of your posts are relevant so thats why I keep reading.
Mabel Leaf says – reply to this

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He has a small spill on his shorts and you assume he has pissed himself or ejaculated during a movie!!!??? You are disgusting and your days of glory will soon be behind you.
Jazz-hands Chaz says – reply to this

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Wait till he takes a swing at you, mario.
daylilie222 says – reply to this

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Annnnddddd… I wouldn't give two $hits if he peed his pants soaking wet. This is Tom Hanks. Practically Royalty.. and a million times the human being you are. You would never catch him making fun of someone for getting a wetspot on his pants. Idiots.
VegasD says – reply to this

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Stupid. Slow News Day? Geezus.
Kelly021310 says – reply to this

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Re: daylilie222 – Great post!!! I agree 100% He just probably rest his drink on his lap. It's called condensation!!
RoxRed says – reply to this

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You are an IDIOT!!!! I spill something on myself almost every time I go to the movie theatre. He did not wet himself - Grow UP!!
jade_iris says – reply to this

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probably just spilled something.
xcalibur says – reply to this

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XXX MOVIE. DUDE BEAT HIMSELF OFF ONE. NOT A SURPRISE…
bonczani6488 says – reply to this

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I think this is just in bad taste. Tom Hanks is, like, God!!
John D says – reply to this

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You are being a jerk Perez, it was probably just condensation from his beverage cup dripped in his lap. Of all the people for you to go after…jeezh!
bitter hag says – reply to this

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Ouch, that was unnecessarily catty.
lulu1975 says – reply to this

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Yes, because the only 2 logical options for someone having a wet spot on their pants is either pee or spooge. Seriously, grow up.
Narcoleptic_Sleep_Around says – reply to this

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You're SOOOO damned STUPID, Mario!!! Like you've never had a drink get your clothes wet!??! Why the HELL is this NEWS?!?! And you KNOW it's NOT urine, etc… You're getting more and more pathetic, I swear!!
sonicdahedgehog says – reply to this

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Not everybody is a demented pedophile like you, Perez. Maybe it's from his beverage?
Starflower11 says – reply to this

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Aw, leave him alone Perez.
nancycampbellslut says – reply to this

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This is truly the lamest post I EVAH did see.
AvaLovesAbs says – reply to this

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you are so gay Mario, he spilled water look where it is even you are NOT funny you moron.
Nick ROX says – reply to this

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Probably condensation from where he's rested his drink cup.
twatswat says – reply to this

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ha…first time any of your posts turn everyone against you. Stop acting like your five and maybe youd get more respect Perez.
MJJ says – reply to this

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First look where the stain is and its most likely from his drink seriously perez unnecessary.
Bboss says – reply to this

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You fucking wanker! THIS is news???? Your desperation is seeping through your pants you git.
SadieG says – reply to this

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Idiot. That's nowhere close to the right spot to be pee or "something else". He probably just split his drink. -_-
Teddy & Fidel's Awesome Adventure says – reply to this

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Wow if this is news…..no wonder your site is going to Hell. Tom Hanks is so above you anyway Mario that he probably feels sorry for you.
Fabu says – reply to this

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Perez, you idiot… you really should be more careful… you're going after one of the most respected men in Hollywood… he obviously spilled something on his pants anyway… it would be funny if he responded to you and your so-called career came to an abrupt halt because of it…
metrecht says – reply to this

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You're so juvinile. That isn't even close to where it would be if it were pee.
JessicaTandyWasMyHero says – reply to this

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It was probably whatever beverage he was drinking at the time that either sweated or spilled on him. *rolls eyes* It happens. Normally though, when it happens people don't have to worry about some asshole making baseless comments about it on a blog.
ass says – reply to this

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You really are a complete fucking idiot Perez. Ever taken a drink from a fountain pop at the theatre after some condensation has built up?
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Why do you always have to be fucking disgusting?
BlueMilk says – reply to this

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Um i don't really understand how you came to the conclusion that this could be piss. It's no where near the spots that it would take me to think someone MIGHT have pissed their pants. It looks more like a drink leaked or dripped on him.
Chinwe Okorie says – reply to this

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or something spilled on him.
hollywoodbasher says – reply to this

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Who writes this garbage???
mr.ghjunkie says – reply to this

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Now THAT is clearly ejaculate which has seeped through the fabric of his shorts. It would seem to indicate that Mr.Hanks may have been discreetly playing pocket pool (that slow, one-finger stroke off, even). Or it may have been a spontaneous emission. Even dads of a certain age can still experience those (if the movie is good enough).

I think its ridiculous of those who argue that it is a splash from an innocent concessions beverage. What Diet Coke does THAT? And in such a free-form, orgasmic, I mean, organic shape??

And it wouldn't be such a well-defined stain. You need a bit of "substance" or goo to make and hold such a stain. (Or maybe now he was using lubricants in the back row of the movie theater)?

Why are people so amazed when a movie star or major celeb might have spontaneously ejaculated on himself while out in public??
shorelinebeads says – reply to this

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this is an idiotic post.
cookieookie says – reply to this

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OH brother.
opalocka says – reply to this

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you are ridiculous
dholmas says – reply to this

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Pigshit you are such a fucking idiot.
mochaddict says – reply to this

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aww i love tommy.
giggity37 says – reply to this

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im pretty sure he just spilled something on himself
Paris France says – reply to this

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Looks like he spilled his drink. Sometimes just getting to your seat can be a problem. Watch half the people come out of movies with drinks and stains of all kinds from food.
menaleigh123 says – reply to this

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he has a spill on his shirt too. Don't ignore all the evidence of things being spilled just so you can twist a picture to make it somewhat perverted or taboo.
hubwoof says – reply to this

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if this was lady caca, it would have been "oh she spilt her pristine imported water on herself" leave tom hanks alone buddy, your really getiing way way out of line like jax76 said why is everything a bodily fluid with you?
vixposh says – reply to this

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r u kidding - that doesn't look at all like he wet himself.
Martin Döringer says – reply to this

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I wonder, what movie he watched
For Every Sprinkle I Find... says – reply to this

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WTF? Not only can you not read or write, but its also clear you need an anatomy lesson.
Catty says – reply to this

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Tom is hollywood royalty in case you didn't know, your page will be over pretty soon by going after the masters.
Don02895 says – reply to this

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there's a spot on his shirt also you dumbass. you sucking so much cock lately its all you think about huh pig?
durka dur says – reply to this

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How immature can you be, Mario? That's clearly not piss, and Tom Hanks is a really respectable and nice fellow. What's your problem?
Kyleen Junier says – reply to this

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Re: Martin Döringer – He went to see "Inception". I know because I'm literally right next to him in the original version of this picture………….thank GOD I got cut out because I have the saddest look ever on my face, since he refused to let me get a picture with him.
Ellectrika says – reply to this

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Looks like he made another 'Splash' lol
racheey says – reply to this

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Tom hanks is a fucking legend mate, best actor ever! better than you will ever be perez.
Revolennon says – reply to this

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How dare you, Perez. Make fun of one of the greatest actors of our time? Crawl back under your rock you miserable little troll and leave the real actors alone.
sunflowers says – reply to this

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obviously he spilled something on himself weirdo. tom hanks is an awesome actor