Will People Even Care If He's Not On The Show Anymore?

Oh, boy.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is writing a self-help book about the Jersey Shore lifestyle.

Here's The Situation, a guide to "ripped abs, grooming and how to keep up with your GTL," is due out in November courtesy of Gotham Books.

Just what the world needs!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: book deal, grooming, gtl, jersey shore, mike sorrentino, the situation

Posted: Jul 19, 2010 at 11:45 am / Email this »

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32 comments to “Will People Even Care If He's Not On The Show Anymore?”

No Talent_Blogger says – reply to this

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That bargain bin is going to overflowing with garbage from you and him.
TheRockChick says – reply to this

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I cant stand this fucking douche bag.. I wish he would just go the hell away.
THEAWESOME89 says – reply to this

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And you better believe it is going to sell like CRAZY
April 20th says – reply to this

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what a shame money is just thrown away in this world so this guy can inflate his ego even more………….all of these idiots will have absolutely nothing in 10 years, they all think life revolves around what they look like…..which ain't that good to begin with
fiona says – reply to this

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Who's is this nobody?

Wait, I don't care at all.
so what says – reply to this

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i assume this will be a picture book
Douche Hunter says – reply to this

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God I hope he dies in a plane crash or someone cuts his abs off and slices his eyes out
Cidney says – reply to this

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His book title should be "How to deal with life as an STD".
sansan says – reply to this

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I won't care.
AvaLovesAbs says – reply to this

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who gives a shit about this moron
jack e jett says – reply to this

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The book entitled……Soon I Will Come Out………or…………..I Am Closet Case, Hear Me Moan and Whine.
Mad Dog says – reply to this

12

The end of The Constipation.
dholmas says – reply to this

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I think both you and Jersey Shore should go dig a big hole for your fat asses and have it cemented over.
The Eyes Have It says – reply to this

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Eww he is not cute at all and his ego is out of control. His teeth are ugly, he's too skinny, yuck. The only one I think is good looking and a genuine nice guy is Ronnie.
Lollokitty says – reply to this

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PATHETIC D-CELEB!!! Get the f***k off!
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www.nattstad.se/lollokitty
funkbunny says – reply to this

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Yeah right….. like this tosser can even spell its own name.
missmary1984 says – reply to this

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HELL NO!!!!!!!!!! nobody cares
NaughtyAngel says – reply to this

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ugh. trashy!
strikers2 says – reply to this

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The show will not be the same without the situattttionnn
Her Majesty says – reply to this

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Ew, just.. ew. I do not find him attractive.
So, America doesn't have enough money to give aid to starving children in third-world countries.. but it DOES have enough money to fund a show, basically about a bunch of spoiled Italian whores?
Tsk tsk.
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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LOL! This guy is just a fad/novelty and it will soon be over…..just like the "pet rocks" of the 1970s!!!
Pam's Silicone Breast says – reply to this

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My My, it looks like Mike WILL BE doing Gay Porn sooner that we thought! I bet he's a bottom …
KatProvRI says – reply to this

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I hate all the losers on that fucking shitshow Jersey Losers. Please someone take it off the air.
Mama Jama says – reply to this

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Wow, a picture without him pulling up his shirt. What the hell does the Shituation know about anything, except being a dumb fucking douchebag?
LaffyTaffy says – reply to this

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UGH….I CAN'T STAND THIS DUDE!!!
Swear to ME! says – reply to this

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Does it include…

How to score Valtrex.
How to apply cold sore medication to your dick.
Why Rogaine is going to extend your club life.
The Sitch's personal bar friendly STD med pack.
Why it's best to have your mom shave your pubic hair. (and back..and chest).
Dating your sister or cousin: It's not a bad SITUATION.

I'm sure he's a regular genius on the above.
hamnip says – reply to this

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no wonder the world is so fucked up
seeitinow says – reply to this

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fuck u mike
wslandry says – reply to this

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He is a perfect candidate for hanging out on Selma Ave. after his short time as a what ever you call it. I'll bet on top of it he has a small little button. I pray and hope he crashes and burns like most of the shit heads on that program. If you watch that program more than once you are just another shit bag.
marchione65 says – reply to this

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I wish the entire Jersey crew would go away. It just proves that anyone can become famous.
stayhighj says – reply to this

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"how to get ugly deformed abs and a weird mishaped body"..no thanks..
cauldrons says – reply to this

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can't stand him.