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Maury Has Taken Over Ellen's Turf!

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In these hot summer days, housewives and college students are pumping up the A.C. and getting fixated on their TVs.

And what better to watch during the daytime than the trashy exploits of knocked up, unwed trailer park dwellers and transvestites on the prowl!

The ratings show that Maury Povich is kicking daytime TV ass this summer, beating out the likes of Ellen DeGeneres in syndication with his talk show Maury!

Hooray for corning the market on DNA testing! Boo for Ellen losing her audience just because her shows aren't as funny the second time around!

Oh, but don't be fooled! Though Maury has broken the top 20 syndicated shows this summer, there is one fierce bitch that rules supreme.

Bow down to Judge Judy, soap operas and game shows! She owns you all!

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27 comments to “Maury Has Taken Over Ellen's Turf!”



  1. 1

    Come one now. No Talk Show is funnier than Maury!



  2. 2

    Who the fuck watches Maury? If you've seen one "Who's The Daddy?" show, you've seen them ALL.



  3. 3

    Ewww…Maury..



  4. 4

    ppl are so sad and pathetic. Ppl need to turn off the tv, pc and get a LIFE!



  5. 5

    can someone explain to me why these television networks care about ratings on televisions shows that are repeats? If I watch something, and it repeats I am not going to watch it again, especially a talk show. I wonder if the day will ever come when America gets off their fat asses and goes outside and enjoy nature, rather then getting fatter on the couch.



  6. 6

    ellen IS NOT ALL COMEDY. she has celebrities on hawking something, and when it is a show or movie, it is boring as hell, the second time around, what the hell, it is boring the first time around. If she could leave the celebrities out, she would be fine, THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ARE BORING!!! Now, even repeats of Maury's idiots insisting 200% that Tyron is the father of Ilisiamiah, Ilisiamiahia and Tyron Jr. and he is the father of none of them, and La la goes crying and screaming down the hallway and saying 'I was 200% sure.' and Maury says, is there anyone else that could be the father, we will test them for free and she stops crying for a minute and says, well, there's Eli, Jayson, my mother's boyfriend, Merin and Bob, for Tyron jr. and for Ilian……….. Stuff just blows your mind-why do they go on tv -for the free tests? to be on tv? to go to NY for the day? is it worth looking like a slut for the entire nation???????



  7. 7

    That show is the Best
    Maury: Terell….you ARE the father!!!!
    Obese black girl on welfare with 9 kids: Wha chu got to say now? Wha chu got to say now?? Uh huh! uh huh!



  8. 8

    MO-PO RULES!



  9. 9

    Yo Tyrone, you bee humpin' my cuchi and da baby bee yours. Don't bee sayin' he ain't cause you bee da only boy what bee bumpin' my cooter.

    Maury: Tyrone, you are not the father!

    Dat slimy ho been pimpin' all the bro's, and she probably have your baby Maury.
    It look white and old like you Maury.



  10. 10

    Judge Judy rules… Ellens show is for Morans, those stupid white women, and a few gays, you see in her audience are what makes America look stupid.As for Maury, Same goes……



  11. 11

    Did you write, "Hooray for corning the market on DNA testing"? What is corning? People that watch daytime TV have the IQ of a corndog , that's where this Baby's Daddy country is at!

  12. m.j says – reply to this


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    Re: LuckyStar101 – Your joking right? Watching tv and/or getting on the computer is just a way to pass by time. Get real. Doesnt make anyone have less of a life… -_-



  13. 13

    Ellen looks like a man



  14. 14

    Re: LuckyStar101 – comming from a guy who tuned to perez site to bitch



  15. 15

    your just jealous that Ellen makes up for what you have done to the gay community



  16. 16

    i love Maury!!!



  17. 17

    o shut the fuck up Perez. they are re-runs, no one cares. Im one of ellens biggest fans and i rarely watch the reruns, if they aren't celebrities u like being interviewed why would you want to watch them twice, if i'm not doing anything Ill sit and watch them, but I'm not gonna rearrange my day to watch a rerun ive already seen. Im sure if you had a show you would get no viewers anyway so leave ellen alone.



  18. 18

    What the hell is Ellen's actual talent? Is she supposed to be a good interviewer? Is she supposed to be funny? Is she just famous because she's a dyke? I don't get it?



  19. 19

    Re: LuckyStar101

    LuckyStar101: Welcome to the ranks of us sad and pathetic souls. What did you use to write your post if not a pc?



  20. 20

    Not gonna lie, I love me some Judge Judy.



  21. 21

    Love that Maury! Best entertainment ever!!! I love it when the guests throw themselves on the floor! Or try to convince their victims that the lie detector is wrong!!!



  22. 22

    I didn't even know Maury was still on. That show is hilarious.



  23. 23

    Re: rico35 – Way to pull out the race card and make yourself look like an idiot. If you're going to insult people - spell morons correctly.



  24. 24

    Re: Scatter – Ummm, she's funny.

  25. rayna says – reply to this


    25

    There is nothing more boring than watching Ellen "dance". Why do people egg her on? she's a horrible dancer and conceited enough to fill up as many minutes with lame dancing. Audience members might have fun just being there but at home - BORING, and I'm embarrassed for her for not realizing how dumb she looks.

  26. @v@ says – reply to this


    26

    The Maury show wallows, and Ellen doesn't. Figures.

  27. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: rico35 – It's 'Morons,' moron, and from the look of your post, you shouldn't be calling anyone else 'stupid.'