Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
He's past a point of no return, so we suppose we'll have to just grit our teeth and laugh at his desperation!
This morning, hours before his lil' Lindsanity gets carted off the prison, Michael Lohan booked a morning radio interview to once again vent and rant about the unfairness of Lindsay getting jail time.
We imagine you didn't hear it, since you had about 5 million better things to do. (Don't worry, you are not alone.) But we just happened to come across the audio and thought you would enjoy just a little taste of Michael's sad attempt for people to listen to his advice, since Lindsay obviously isn't.
If you think your stomach can handle it, CLICK HERE to listen to Michael pretend to be a devoted and caring father.
If you decide to skip it, no worries! He is sure to be on a dozen or so more media outlets throughout the week. You'll catch up with him at some point!
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