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Something for her to watch when she's out of the pokey!

    Posted: Jul 20, 2010 at 5:49 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      Good GAWD, Mario - you sound disturbingly like Andy Rooney.



    2. 2

      lol…ur funny

      SHE WILL NOT CHANGE !!!! i guarantee she might change for like a month but then revert back to her old ways! promise!



    3. 3

      ok really, a message with that attitude isn't going to help her out at all.



    4. 4

      how self righteous for a trashy c list gossip queen who wouldn't make any money if it wasn't for others peoples messed up lives. Good luck when they cart you off for something, you old fool. on the plus side, at least Lindsey will get some ass, even the desperate won't fuck you in prison.



    5. 5

      Lindsey is a such person, … money doesn't make her really happy. u can't buy TRUE BLUE… ehm, sorry, True Love and thing ~ and a brain, a mind… u know..



    6. 6

      hey dude thanks for not slamming her,even though you could of.shows you got compassion!



    7. 7

      What a fucking idiot. What's it going to take for Perez to realize that he can do this without a) being Self-Righteous and b) being a hypocrite



    8. 8

      You're an asshole.



    9. 9

      no one cares



    10. 10

      uqh perez hilton please swallow your tounge!



    11. 11

      What's a bideo?

    12. Eizza says – reply to this


      12

      Dude, who the fuck do you think you are???? HOMO OPRAH????



    13. 13

      Perez you are such a smug pompous ass. Karma tends to bite the ass of those who think they are better than someone else.



    14. 14

      What's with all the stammering and awkward, long pauses? And I'm sure she will be moved to know that you cared enough to spout off some tired cliches for her.



    15. 15

      That was so incredibly fake and so far from sincere. If you really feel that she needs jail to get better, why not just wish her the best instead of being a sarcastic dickhead?

      I'm disappointed, Perez.



    16. 16

      I didn't catch any of the message, I was like a deer in the headlights staring at Perez's giant nostrils.



    17. 17

      Jail is not going to help her any more than it did Paris Hilton, and she's already been to rehab 3 times so we all know how that will go. I predict she'll be at a club the day after she gets released from rehab. Besides, she'll have to get totally coked out to film those disgusting scenes in the Linda Lovelace movie, if it ever starts production.



    18. 18

      Admit it Frankenstein, you're just jealous that she is going to prison and not you. We know how you want to be locked up with all of the big muscular men.

      Of course when you got out of prison your arse would look like the Lincoln Tunnel.



    19. 19

      Perez did you pop some pills before making this vid?



    20. 20

      im not even going to watch it just wanted to say YOURE A MORON



    21. 21

      Re: Martin Döringer – WTF?!? Are you on the same stuff as Lindsay? lol.



    22. 22

      Perez, you are a little bitch and FYI, she will get a hell of a lot more money for the interviews. P.S. when you get sent to jail for being a perv, she'll be laughing….



    23. 23

      PEREZ, LINDSAY DOESNT NEED YOUR OPINION YOUR NOT HER PARENT, SHE KNOWS THAT SHE NEEDS TO GET HER LIFE TOGETHER. YOUR VOICE IS ANNOYING YOU SOUND LIKE A WHINEY CHILD TAKE SOME VOICE CHANGE LESSONS OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT.



    24. 24

      God, Perez is fugly



    25. 25

      Looks like Perez's hair is thinning in the front. Got a bit of a comb over



    26. 26

      honey, the only thing you're qualified to give advice on is how to eat a package of cookies in under a minute



    27. 27

      You sounded like a complete fake.
      We all know you don't like her.
      Why try to act like you do???
      It will only make people hate you even more.



    28. 28

      I suspect Neil Fifer filled up Lindsay enough over the past few days for her to snack on for the next 3 weeks.

    29. YUCK says – reply to this


      29

      DOUCHEBAG! and btw great fucking combover loser. you are going to be one ugly old gay. that fake fucking tv voice is annoying. who the fuck talks like that. I know only a fucking douche. God I wish Mel gibson gives you a fucking beat down.

    30. YUCK says – reply to this


      30

      Imaging if peres was talking this way during his heated fight with the black eyed peas in canada, that would be fucking funny.



    31. 31

      huge nose holes…



    32. 32

      she doesn't shower every other day even when she's free.



    33. 33

      I'm sure this is a message for Lindsay Lohan! Since you know, you posted it on your website instead of emailing it to her or something.



    34. 34

      Fuck off. Whatever you have to say only supports some agenda that puts you first. You could give a rat's ass about anyone but yourself, you pretentious egomaniac. And I don't watch any video where I have to listen to that annoying pedophile voice.



    35. 35

      Re: kriskriskris – agreed



    36. 36

      For some reason Perez believes huis opinion matters. It is morons like us who are giving him million$ of $…. This little fucker will get h is one day, and I will keep coming here until it happens. He should just hope I don't see him in a dark alley some night….. Oh how I wish that would happen…



    37. 37

      UGH UGH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU WHORE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE??? AND YOU FACE? Ugh. You look like a fucking pig with that world globe that you call a head. GROSS!



    38. 38

      Nice hair piece baldy.



    39. 39

      Shut up you fucking idiot, Perez GIBSON.



    40. 40

      lol Perez thinks his opinion matters… Here's some advice fucg-man. Post your bulliten news and keep opinions to yourself, no one cares much about what you think.



    41. 41

      perez i am so proud of you for being KINDA nice to lindsay…



    42. 42

      What happened to your CHIN pig-vomit? It looks like you got hit by a golf ball which lodged there.



    43. 43

      my god you are ugly. And close your hole with that whiney voice, piggy



    44. 44

      Perez, you are really kind to say something encouraging to this truly lost soul….you have a good heart. Lindsay, you don't have cancer (at least i hope not), you are not dying - things could be worse. I'm a mom of girls around your age - you're young you have your whole life in front of you - get through this, learn from it & remember that it's these very difficult things in life that can be "the making of us" - not fame, but character. And if you have that, really - you can bear anything. Good Luck.



    45. 45

      You are such a self-righteous jerk. The first 15 seconds were unnecessary if you're trying to give advice. The long awkward pauses are just looking for attention, you trying to draw attention to the fact that you're insincere and "looking" for good things to say about her. Wow, how sincere. You are the biggest jerk I've ever seen in my life.



    46. 46

      Haha, good talk. I would say exactly the same to her!



    47. 47

      why is it that every time you open your mouth it looks like you've had one too many cocks in it? oooooooh, thats cause its true!!



    48. 48

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      Nice combover, loser.
      -
      Fat, ugly, stupid and now bald. There is a God.
      -



    49. 49

      You are starting to fame whore yourself on your own site — ahahhaha — you must like to listen to yourself talk because Lindsay won't be seeing any of this since she is in jail you fool…. lmao



    50. 50

      your such a bitch perez.



    51. 51

      lmao! seems like this site is nothing but slamming him now…funny!

    52. YUCK says – reply to this


      52

      btw if that is your home in the background? for a gay you have really tacky taste, how could someone making more than six figures per year live in such squalor, your body, your face, your home, your ugly down turned mouth, they all reveal how awful and miserable you are on the inside. go join scientology maybe the can cure you or your afflictions for 90% of your income. if they succeed in this case, it will be well worth it.

    53. YUCK says – reply to this


      53

      Re: Phibes – ha ha ha, so true

    54. Ros says – reply to this


      54

      WHo in hell is Perez to give advice????? If she behaves you wont have any story to sell



    55. 55

      piggy stop with the whining



    56. 56

      hehehe it looks like he has a piggy snout



    57. 57

      Re: ForeverWyld – EXACTLY. In this case though it seems like it's NEVER going to happen.

      Did you gain weight Mario?



    58. 58

      I'm with kriskriskris – not even going to watch it…this is just yet another sad pathetic attempt of yours to try and weasel your way into headlines taking advantage of her situation isn't going to help you moron I can assure you 98% of people don't give a damn what your message is and more importantly Lindsay Lohan doesn't either



    59. 59

      Perez, you look diseased, you need to gain some weight, are you anorexic?



    60. 60

      wow. you're some special kind of asshole aren't you?



    61. 61

      ur so fug



    62. 62

      She is spoiled rotten. She needs to learn a lesson, but will be kept away from everyone else, and get her 3 meals a day, etc. This is even after her repeatedly thinking she is above the law.

    63. Scrib says – reply to this


      63

      What's with the pausing and shifting your eyes to veer off into the distance like you're thinking deeply? Glenn Beck does the exact same physical expression and it's so fuckin annoying. Seriously dude, you look like a mental patient.



    64. 64

      umm!!! and you call Spencer and Heidi fat cookie fame whores? ur just doing this for attention? hahahahaha ur gonna win fame whore of the year congrats perezita…..

    65. Scrib says – reply to this


      65

      Are you sitting in some sort of opium den?



    66. 66

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      was this clip filmed at the N.A.M.B.L.A. lux lounge?
      •



    67. 67

      Good job Perez!



    68. 68

      WHY do you insist on over enunciating when you speak???!?!?!?!!!!! Do you think it makes you sound "smart". It doesn't, it makes you sound annoying and dumb. Almost like you have to focus really hard on EACH AND EVERY WORD !! Gawd, I can't wait til someone woops your mutha fuckin ass for being such an annoying lil bitch !! Pig Puke !!!!!



    69. 69

      P.S. You can lose all the weight you want, you'll still alway be one ugly mutha fucka. I wouldn't fuck you with Tiger Woods' overly used cock !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    70. 70

      Well, phuck face, the word on the street is that she is handling herself with a bit of class in the pokey. Attentive, compliant, polite and respectful are words being used. She screwed up and that is why she got the book thrown at her, but she is showing some dignity and class, two traits that you have yet to exhibit. When she gets out she will have the moral high ground, just you wait and see.



    71. 71

      What's the point of this? Really?



    72. 72

      Nobody cares what you think, phaggot!



    73. 73

      Wow, you sound like Donald Duck and your teeth look like you've been snackin on barbecued bullets. Get fucked. I like your site, but when I see your face it's like… not worth it…



    74. 74

      Um, I think maybe somewhere deep down you care, but you don't really want the world to know that you care :) lol



    75. 75

      Re: YUCK – Thanks, and also for the use of p-v. You're right about that ugly decor, which looks curiously like a mash-up of a funeral home and a bowling alley.



    76. 76

      And Mario, what is it gonna take for YOU to grow? You're in no position to be giving life advice… eventhough your physical appearance may have changed, you're still a rotten-to-the-core individual who's on the edge of the abyss himself…



    77. 77

      Haha Perez is SUCH a catty bitch! I love it!



    78. 78

      YOUR A SAD SOUL MARIO, Why are you such a women hater? Lindsay needs help and your knocking her down. Atleast she worked for fame all you do is talk shit and diss people. I cant wait for the day you go to jail and we all get to laugh at you. You sure where scared about the Miley pics werent you, such a typical two face. YOUR HAIR IS A MESS! IS THAT WHY YOU COME THE FRONT OVER YOUR BIG ASS FOREHEAD? YOU ARE GOING BALD HAHAHA SUCH A UGLY LOSER

    79. Jay88 says – reply to this


      79

      First of all Perez, u have no right to be talking about lindsay the way u do, and fyi any messed up celebrity is way better and more classier then u. you're not even famous only this site is and i only wish someone could shut your fake ass down because you're pathetic and i'm so happy u got punched…although will.i.am wasn't the only one in line i'm sure I would've been right behind him. Do us all a favor and get a real fucking job



    80. 80

      Can't see shit.



    81. 81

      HAHAHAH. ohhh perez. you are my world. lighten up people. she got herself thrown in jail.



    82. 82

      Poor girl. Her options for advice are her f'ed up Father or Mother, Samantha Ronson or Perez (Clint Howard) Hilton. This kid is screwed!



    83. 83

      TOTAL FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!! DUDE HAS ADD OR WHAT?? FAT BOY IS TOTALLY STOOPID. I CAN SEE HIS PAUSES ARE A RESULT OF BEING SMACKED UPSIDE THE HEAD BY THE BEP'S ROAD MGR. THAT AND CRACK!! FUCKIN DOUCHE.



    84. 84

      You look a lot like Herman Munster here, Perez :D



    85. 85

      Your a dick Perez Hilton you give humanity a bad name!!!!!!!



    86. 86

      Mind your own business or tell her in person you fake bastard

    87. Dusss says – reply to this


      87

      Ehm… I think this was Perez' attempt to seemingly be compassionate, smart, wise etc… o yeah, and funny.

      But all I heard was "… blablaa.. I don't know what to say so I say things twice.. bla bl;aa… "



    88. 88

      HAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA NICE HAIR YOU FUCKING ASS. I'm on Lindsay's side over ur stupid FUG ASS



    89. 89

      Whats with everyones negative comments to Perez… If u hate him so much why r u on his web page & leaving comments etc?! I personally love Perez and all the shiz he writes makes me laugh.

    90. kc729 says – reply to this


      90

      Perez I love you and for once i gotta say i agree with u boo.. she does need it. its gotta b a wake up call for her but in all reality what kinda wake up call can she get out of 14 days? she needs to come into reality and realize her life's a mess; a huuuuuuge mess. Like most celebrities she has ppl hoping for her to learn but she needs to do just that. Learn from your f*ck ups and turn it into a positive thing. she needs to admit that she has a problem ( and we all say that bc her life is so public and we've seen her scew up.) Enough w the excuses. I understand she loves her mom but shes enabling her to be where she is now. She needs to get out of jail, go to rehab, prove that she can do it. She might feel like she has nothng to prove to the public eye but thats the life she chose. get yourself together and I guarantee shell have ppl backing up her projects. I truly like her acting but like most young actors she screwed up. Look at B. Spears she messed up huuuge and shes pulled herself away. I dont fall for the bs ppl write about her bc she seems well put together, she can do the same. Make money out of interviews who cares ppl do n e how, but back it up with positive outcome

    91. npc25 says – reply to this


      91

      if i saw then when i got out of prison id beg them to put me back in



    92. 92

      Just a heads-up: words of support, compassion and wisdom should never be preceded by a Marshall's commercial.

    93. npc25 says – reply to this


      93

      my god, who the fuck do you think you are. i just watched it after posting…i mean you couldnt write down what you wanted to say?
      and if you KNOW HER SO WELL AND ARE REALLY CONCERNED MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT HAVE HAMMERED HER INTO ADDICTION. I guess you're hoping that now she'll let you back into her world since gaga has left you far behind



    94. 94

      Re: blowbot –
      Same here! You could fly a jumbo jet through those caves! And is someone going bald, bb?



    95. 95

      Re: Eizza – actually that is EXACTLY who he inspires to be! LMAO!



    96. 96

      lol. you listened to me perez, luv you!



    97. 97

      don't you love how he inserts himself into a story that has NOTHING to do with him?



    98. 98

      oh em gee Mario Lavadeira, in order to hear/see your mouth vomiting words of emptiness, we must watch a fucking commercial! i can't believe i'm going through with it. how miserable must i be to be doing this? what's next, death?

    99. myjah says – reply to this


      99

      Perez Hilton is as bad as fucking Michael Lohan.



    100. 100

      this was just like michael lohan who screamed we love you lindsey, knowing that when she gets out shes gonna be even bigger than she was on probation, all you douches are looking for are interviews with her and making a quick buck off of others downfalls, fuck you perez fuck you!!

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