Rachel Uchitel Making Up Addiction?!

We wouldn't be surprised!
Although she is the newest addition to Celebrity Rehab, it seems Rachel Uchitel is missing something important, eh, like an addiction.
A few days ago, she was telling people in private that she did not have an addiction to prescription medication, but now she is touting that she's a "pill popper."
Guess she'll do anything for some $$$$$!
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She's quite obviously a famewhore
This skank is just shameless. Her lips are so nasty she's hard to look at.
*S*he may be lying about having an addiction, but I think she's def lying about being a female. The WORST case of man-face. This broad doesn't have enough blackmail $$ from Tiger? Jeeesh, I wish she'd put on another "off the shoulder" tops she always wears, put a big pout on her manface and duck lips and go back and hide in Vegas at the nearest whorehouse.
shes a famewhore and all of this is making dr drew and his brand look like a joke. pathetic. I have enjoyed the other seasons I definitely will not watch this season I dont support the downward spiral this country is heading in.
Um if someone offered me $500,000 I'd pretend to be a pill popper too. The structure of Celebrity Rehab seems counterproductive anyway because some of these people get even more famous afterwards. This means they have even more resources to continue to dive back into their old habits.
She doesn't even have an addiction, BUT Dr. Drew Fraudski has DIAGNOSED her with "A POSSIBILITY OF GETTING THE DISEASE OF ADDICTION" and mandating her to convert to the 12-Step Religious Cult's Almost-Addicted Anonymous cult
HOLY HELL THAT WHORE HAS HUGE HANDS!!!!!!!
Maybe she can use her dad's addiction since he OD'd in Anchorage, Alaska.
Whores will do whatever it takes to be near the objects of their affection…in this case, Dr. Drew… Too bad she doesn't stand a chance in HELL of getting with him!! Maybe she should get help for her low self-esteem and her obvious sex addiction!!
SHE HAS GOT TO BE POPPIN SOMETHING IF SHE THINKS SHE IS LOOKIN GOOD! BLAH, STOP THE FISH LIPS, STOP THE FAKE TAN, STOP THE SKANK EYES…OH WAIT SOME THINGS THIS SKANK JUST CAN'T CHANGE!
AND HOW THE HELL IS THE BITCH A CELEBRITY ANYWAY, THEY MUST REALLY BE HURTING FOR REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES. FUCKING A CELEBRITY DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE YOU ONE!!! THAT IS SO FUCKED UP!
She looks like a washed up hag. I can't believe any man finds this tired drab look attractive. She totally has a butterface. Or, as one of my fave songs goes "She's just a 3 dressed up as a 9"
For 500k I will tell ya anything you want to hear….. especially in this recession. I doubt she is hooked on ambien…..
I think what we will discover on the next Celebrity Rehab, is that this hot-mess of a whore has a DICK!! What was Tiger thinking?
This show is called CELEBRITY rehab. Since when did home-wrecking fame whores = Celebrity???
This is really disgusting if this is true. There are people out there who really do have problems and needs rehab, and she fakes it just because she wants money and to be a star soo badly. This bitch fall off the face of the earth for all I care. She's a waste of air.
Why in the world would Tiger or ANYONE mess around with this UGLY whore??? She is UGLY,SKANKY and is a GOLD DIGGING PROSTITUTE!!!
Un-fu*kin-believeable you become famous for sleeping with someone's husband. Pisses me off!! (Had to get it off my chest);-)
Stop giving homewrecking whores publicity Perez!!!!
Wow, she really should keep her Raybans on! I had no idea she looked so "horsey" underneath them. I guess Tiger had a thing for slumming it.
Re: Jeanne923 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No problem for dr quack. He can plant some blow on her, or something, and have her hauled to jail.
Re: tallchick – She's here for a good time (not a long time).
i saw you deleted the post calling her a ho. did she threaten you with a lawsuit too? tell us! this fucking troll, of course she's gonna say she has an addiction so they can pay her sex change operation.
Future Donatella face.
wait i thought she got $10 mil from Tiger???
I know Ambien can be addictive but her being admitted for that doesn't make sense to me. And how it improves sex is totally a mystery to me. I take ambien to sleep at night. I have to be careful to not take it before actually going to sleep. Although I've been told I'm fully functional after taking it, I don't remember what I wrote, said, etc.
It's the American way. Disaster capitalism, I tell ya.
Tiger is a drug addicted alcoholic that gets so drunk & wasted he'll screw a skanky New York ho and not even know it until the abortion bill/child support order/penicillin prescription is in front of him.
Her addiction is fucking married celebrities and shaking them down for money. She's just trawlng for her next pay day. I expect by they'll shoot all her scenes by night and when the sun comes up she'll retire to her crypt in wait for the next night's feeding of celeb blood. I can't undestand some of these celeb husbands. Why don't they just have sex with their wives instead.
Doesn't she looks like Oksana? Fat lips and both gold diggers.
Trash!!!!
Perez, I kind of think you're enabling this fool. Look at the background: PEREZ HILTON. She's clearly at one of your events. And you bitch about her, pfft. You clearly don't mind her, or else she wouldn't have been there!!
Steven Tyler is that you?
Please….. She's not doing the show for the money… Tiger gave her that… it's all about the exposure… get with the program Perez… you live in Hollywood, don't you know how things work?
man hands
Re: Melbourne Is A Tropical London – It was Pumpkinhead's birthday party which he arranged for himself back in March. Lindsay Lohan was there too. He paid them an appearance fee to attend. Note the cynical "Guess she'll do anything for some $$$$$!" He would know, since he paid the $$$$$ in cash.