Jennifer Love Desperate Wants A Child! (Hide The Orphans!)
Every child deserves a good home and Jennifer Love Hewitt is considering giving that to an orphaned child.
Except the kid would have to live with her, be raised by her and have to belong to Team Edward in order to be loved by her.
In a recent interview, Jennifer told In Touch Weekly that she is "absolutely open" to adoption. Then, somehow the conversation drifted into how lonely she is and how she likes being single, but functions better as a couple and needs another person in her life to feel complete.
Hopefully, adoption agencies around the country are reading this and realizing that she would probably be better off with her Twilight box set keeping her company than a child.
Just saying.
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Once again you prove what a complete and utter assfuck you are Perez. Pull your head out of your ass (or CaCas ass) for once and STFU. Children all over the country are in desperate need of adoption and you, once again, complete ignore and mock the situation with your sad and pathetic rants against people for no good reason. She has more class in her shit than you will ever have in your entire fatass body.
seriously, what the hell is your problem with this girl? what has she done wrong? break up a marriage, drunken bar fights, drug problems, freaky trashy clothes, 5150? nope, nothing. i bet if she did some of those things you would be kissing her ass. you truly have a warped sense of judgement.
She actually seems like the type that would be a good mother
THAT IS NOT WHAT SHE SAID, YOU FAT FUCKING ASS-HAT. She said she'd "be open" to adoption, that she "functions better as a couple" but is "starting to learn a lot about herself." Not only did you only take the pieces of the interview YOU wanted to post, but you did the worst -and technically illegeal- thing in journalism; you participated in "yellow journalism." In your case, probably b/c you pissed all over your ethics (HA! You might need to Google that word), as well as pissing all over what she said. Get the fuck over it. You've been reduced to MASSIVELY overaggeriting and flat out lying. I'm starting to understand why you were punched; the funny thing about that is you whined and cried like a baby, then unleashed some of the most hateful words ever. So, in essence, you can dish it but CANNOT TAKE IT. What a bloody hypocrite. I'm not a "Team Hewitt" person, but I am a "Team Kindness" and "Team Honesty" person. Honestly, the only reason I ever read this site is b/c it's like driving by a trainwreck (i.e. YOU); you don't want to look, but you can't help it. Stop lying about people. Slander and libel is a crime.
What did this beautiful and talented woman ever do to YOU to deserve such ridicule and shame? Pee in your wheaties? Steal your boyfriend? Steal your dress? What? She doesn't deserve the amount of hate you waste on her. Get over it…
you sir are fucked
why do u hate her so much?
What do you have against this girl. Seriously, though. This is absolutely a new low. She seems like someone who would make a great mom.
This girl is never in the news for drugs or being crazy. The worst you can come up with is that she's "desperate". I'm curious to how you came up with the conclusion that she wouldn't be a good mom, Perez. Please enlighten us! Are you really as ignorant as this is making you look?
Was your mother a drugged-out whore who left you out in your pig sty to roll around in the mud for days without a single bucket of swill? Did your mother choose to breast feed "Uncle Jack" instead of you? Is that why you hate a lovely, scandal-free, hard working young lady that would obviously make a wonderful mom? You must really despise your mother because all along all you really wanted was J "Love" Hewitt. Now go eat your bacon, Porky, and STFU!
So many children need someone to love them. Good for her.
perhaps you're just bitter that she has about a 500% chance that she will get a man before you. Stop picking imaginary boyfriends on this site and stop picking on jlh and get a life!
Once again you keep proving how shallow, superficial and empty you are. No matter how much weight you lose, your sour, angry soul and horrendous pork face will always be with you. You are gonna get it good one day hog face, that punch from the Black eyed peas was only an appetizer.
Possibly the lowest you have sunk. I'm sure she would make a great mother to a child in need of a loving family and home. WHAT A MORON!
You seriously would post bullshit like that to stop a child with no family to going to a probably good home with a loving family?? You are so sick Perez, this is BEYOND low even for you!!
Re: WatcherOne – Not any of the ones she'd be adopting.
Re: Greatdane/ – Again, probably not any of the ones she'd be adopting. They already have loving families.
For God's sake!! What the hell is your problem with her??? She's done nothing wrong in her personal life, she's still got a successful career and she's just trying to do what she likes. So why do you put down EVERYTHING she does? I think it's great that she'd want to adopt a child, and I think she'd make an excellent mother. Saying what you said is a new low, even for you. Also, you call her "desperate" and "attention-seeking". Sorry, but all she does is talk about projects she's involved in. She doesn't go around saying "Look at my weight loss" or "Look at this artist I discovered" or "Look which celebrity I got my photo with". Just fuck off and leave the woman alone. If someone like Beiber or GaGa did the same things she does, you'd buzz for days. I can imagine this article being about GaGa: "OMG it's SO fab that she'd do this. Any kid would be lucky to have her as a mother. She's the best person EVER"… You really do infuriate me. You have no right to speak ill of ANYONE, the way you act. You're the attention-seeking famewhore with no real career. Just go away and find a real job.