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Lindsanity's First Night In The Slammer Was "Difficult"

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Poor BB! Detoxing from Twitter isn't as easy as they said it would be!

Lindsay Lohan hasn't even seen the inside of her jail cell for a full 24 hours, but already she is having some issues. Her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, was the first to visit her client behind bars. She reveals that LiLo is having a "diffcult time adjusting" to her 12-by-8 cell, which she will be spending the next two weeks locked up in. Miz Holley explains:

"She's trying to make the necessary adjustments to an extremely stressful and difficult situation. There were some tears…Generally, the first two days in jail are the most difficult. I just kept reminding her of that. She's doing the best she can."

Though her spirits aren't very "high," the guards at the prison say that she is reacting as anyone would be in a similar situation. Course, we think her subdued demeanor is just a facade. Sources tell us that E! reality star Alexis Neiers, occupies the cell next-door, which was once used by Paris Hilton.

If we know our LiLo, we imagine she is playing it cool so she can request an upgrade and kick Alexis out of what is surely the nicer cell!

One day down, 13 to go!

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40 comments to “Lindsanity's First Night In The Slammer Was "Difficult"”



  1. 1

    She should of gotten the full 90 days and an extra 100 days after that!



  2. 2

    linds, ya' need to get youre act together. hopefully, this will be the last and only time in jail. Drugs and Alcohol won't solve youre problems. :/



  3. 3

    I wonder if she's dropped a big, smelly dump yet?



  4. 4

    it's two fucking weeks….not 2 years…trust me…she will survive…



  5. 5

    WAH,WAH,WAH,BOO FUCKING HOO…WHAT ABOUT THE MOTHER OF 3 ,IN A REAL CELL,WITH NO ONE TO HELP HER AFTER SHE GOT CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING BREAK OR SOUP OR SOMETHING TO FEED HER KIDS? WAH WAH WAH…PUT THIS PANSY ASS PILL POPPING HOOKER IN GEN POPULATION WITH SOME REAL HARD ASS BITCHES..SHE NEEDS A GOOD ASS KICKING TO HELP HER REALIZE SHES NOT ”THE SHIT”….



  6. 6

    Wonder if she painted "F*** you" on her fingernails for the guards???



  7. 7

    homegirls mugshot is gross lol… but poor girl. lets hope her face starts looking better. i pray for u lindsay



  8. 8

    who cares? this shouldn't be news - of course she's crying and upset..most people are that go to jail………



  9. 9

    Oh I wish the tables were turned and Perez had to do his 14 days in jail. Wonder if he's be so flippant about it.



  10. 10

    Boo fucking hoo. And man her face looks JACKED in that mug shot.



  11. 11

    2 weeks in jail seems like 2 years in jail…



  12. 12

    Jail is fun? Really…and here I thought people went there for fun.



  13. 13

    she probably wants to kick Alexis' ass!! wasn't she a "Bling Ring" victim?I hope Linds makes it through this and comes out of this situation with her shit together.



  14. 14

    LOL trust me she'll survive paris hilton screamed and cried the first hour of her being locked up. I give lindsay props shes a hardass especially for a girl, hope she stays calm and wait out those 13 days and its over. Thge bitch has spunk alot tougher than i thought she would be.



  15. 15

    Re: Brainbug – WTF??? Is that question even neccessary to fucking ask?? smh lmao



  16. 16

    Oh waahh. She only has to be there for 2 weeks instead of the original 90 days. Whats that going to do for her?



  17. 17

    I honestly hope she gets better. She really isn't a bad person, just consumed by drugs and alcohol. It's sad, but it's a typical "child star" path. And why does she look gap-toothed in this picture?

    She needs to dye her hair back red, put on a LITTLE more weight, and get back to acting. She also needs to drop her "Hollywood" friends that are probably not a good influence to someone who is trying to improve their life.

    And PLEASE LINDSAY, stop puffing your lips up. I don't know what you think you're doing, but it's aging you more than actually making you look better.



  18. 18

    Boo hoo! She is in jail, although it SHOULD be the 90 days she is serving just 2 weeks, 2 WEEKS! It would be nice to open a magazine, newspaper OR INTERNET and not see a trace of her coked-up face on it for atleast the next 13 days! NOW that would be paradise!



  19. 19

    the fuckin mayanooise jar with tits will be back snorting coke right after getting out of jail and partying on tues mornings

    slootbag



  20. 20

    HANG IN THERE LINDS!
    There are people out there in this world that want you to succeed and not give up on life…things are hard..but not always as hard as it seems. You can do this! Server your time and hang in there!



  21. 21

    She's not going to learn anything in 2 weeks- she's just going to go back to her old ways. Serving the full 90 day sentence might've actually made a difference.



  22. 22

    WOW, can you imagine sitting on the same stainless steel toilet Paris Hilton once did? That makes it worth going to jail in and of itself!



  23. 23

    Nice attempt to get your client some sympathy, Chapman Whorey. Blohan gets NONE. Two weeks is NOTHING. The judge should insist full 90 days. This is such Bullsh*t. Blohan will learn nothing and will just go back to her old ways. And, btw, I have many friends who got DUIs in LA, and when they went to jail, they f*cking went to jail for the time the judge ordered. I don't believe that most people who get sentenced to 90 days are out in 14. Every single expert predicted at best it would be 22-26, or more. NOT LESS. F*ck this.



  24. 24

    WHy hasn't that hot, dump, pretty slice of pie Alexis not out of the pokey yet? She has been in for over a month. Shouldn't she be let out because of "overcrowding" soon, too?



  25. 25

    LezLo and Alexis are where they belong.



  26. 26

    She should be in a pace of gratitude…at least she isn't in GenPop!



  27. 27

    its bullshit. its not fair that she only gets two weeks. she should do the actual time just like everyother "real" person in this country. its lame that other girl seems to be doing just fine for her 6 month sentence. i think we all know she'll be back to her old ways by winter…..



  28. 28

    Yeah. Withdrawal sucks.



  29. 29

    woohoo right now my life is better than lindsay's



  30. 30

    Thats not fair poor paris was treated much harsher for less. xx



  31. 31

    TWO WEEKS? WTF!!! THOUGHT IT WAS 90 DAYS! ANYONE ELSE WOULD HAVE TO SPEND THE FULL 90 DAYS…FAIL



  32. 32

    she should be happy her sentence was reduced. jeez. what a spoiled brat. and she should be happy they are letting her take all her drugs. she is prolly pissed that they are not allowing her to crush and snort her adderall like she does at home.



  33. 33

    WTF? 2 weeks? FUCKING CAKE WALK. What a bitch.



  34. 34

    Of COURSE it's not easy!! Jail isn't SUPPOSED to be a vacation!! I don't know that her reaction yesterday was really a "facade"… I think it just hasn't sunk in that she REALLY did get jail-time… I think she went into court thinking she might still have a chance to get out of it… I'm sure it'll hit her soon enough… Of course, it won't be as bad for HER, since she gets to take the meds she obviously doesn't NEED…



  35. 35

    why the fuck she only gotta do two eeks? if it were me or you, we'd be in there for 6 months, minumun.. That fucking bullshit. money talks



  36. 36

    She should have thought of that before she broke the law. She is getting off way too easy. People who Get DUI's don't care about anyone but themselves. She is an adult she should take responsibility for herself. I don't feel sorry for her.



  37. 37

    OH BOO THE FUCK HOO.

    She deserves to be there. She is a menace to herself and society. You break the law…you go to jail idiot.

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    Do she and Aubrey O'Day order the same lips from an injection catalogue? She looks like she belongs in Geographic with that flat plate lower lip.



  39. 39

    Why only two weeks? Ugh. That's not gonna do shit.



  40. 40

    Who's bright idea was it to put lindsay in a cell next to a person that may have robbed her house? Didn't the find Lindsay's stolen jewellery in Alexis' house? Methinks a bitch fight is imminent!!