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Lindsay Allowed To Pop Her Pills In The Slammer!

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Well, at least now she has something to keep her busy!

Sources close to the Lynwood Correctional Facility confirm that despite Michael Lohan's famewhoring pleas to cut her off, Lindsay Lohan will be allowed her prescriptions of the ADHD med Adderall, as well as the sleeping pill Ambien!

There you go, bb!

You can take Adderall during the day and maniacally clean your 12-by-8 cell, and then at night you can fight the effects of Ambien and hallucinate that you're somewhere else, doing something you're more comfortable with - like lines off of a toilet seat in the ladies room of Bardot!

Lucky break, bb!

These two weeks will go by in no time!

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41 comments to “Lindsay Allowed To Pop Her Pills In The Slammer!”



  1. 1

    Damn, some of your comments are way too harsh.



  2. 2

    what is the point of her doing time then??? she will just be the same when she gets out



  3. 3

    So I take you been in the ladies room at Bardot? Wow, isn't it kind of scary for you to be around so many real vagina packing beings?? Loser.



  4. 4

    This is not going to help her.



  5. 5

    that is so funny because they both counteract each other. and besides, what does she have to pay attention to in small cell for 22hrs a day? this girl needs help, not jail.



  6. 6

    I mean why not let her do anything she wants to? This way she will never really be accountable for her actions. celeb justice ftw



  7. 7

    she looks ever so slightly delusional in the above pic…….



  8. 8

    Again: what kind of fucking retard writes this shit?
    She won't be allowed to take as much as she wants as these pills will be given by the screws only as the prison doctor decides.



  9. 9

    Can all inmates take Addreal and Ambien?



  10. 10

    Re: ladynTO – It is now supported by the LA taxpayers!



  11. 11

    If she REALLY needed the Adderall for ADHD, then it would have the OPPOSITE effect on her, than it would for someone who DOESN'T have ADHD… Therefore, she wouldn't NEED Ambien!! If you DO have ADHD, and take Adderall, it helps you focus, etc…but doesn't SPEED you up… Then, if taken properly, you are able to wind down and actually SLEEP when it's time to… So, I'm thinking if she needs Ambien to sleep, then maybe she doesn't really have ADHD and it simply taking Adderall for the speed-like effects… Just a thought…



  12. 12

    Wow, a notorious drug-addict is allowed to bring amphetamines to the slammer. That's what I call "Hollywood justice".



  13. 13

    Does anyone understand how she can be released early for overcrowding when she's kept in an isolated part of the jail, used only for those with "notoriety"? I mean, how overcrowded can that get?

    Sad about the drugs but not surprised.



  14. 14

    She should take all those pills in one go and end this boring fiasco. Thats my oxygen that skank is suckin on!



  15. 15

    SEE what Whoreywood does for ya? She looks like a 60-year-old. WOW.



  16. 16

    hahahah Perez I love you !!



  17. 17

    PORTRAIT OF A DRUG ADDICT. SAD.



  18. 18

    No problem with her WEANING OFF these drugs in prison, but I seriously doubt that's the plan.

    PRESCRIPTION DRUGS KILL. Got anxiety and depression? EXERCISE , EAT RIGHT, and TAKE VITAMINS.



  19. 19

    No dilaudid? I know people who have had mastectomies and didn't get dilaudid. I hope she OD's in jail, fucking bitch.



  20. 20

    Depending on what dose, and when she takes them, you cant just quit taking meds…you can get really sick, or worse. they will have to ween her off of them slowly if they dont want her to have them



  21. 21

    Good for her! If you can't have illegal drugs, then legal drugs should cut it. It would be more boring without the pills in jail. She could get lost in her own mind.



  22. 22

    You have really turned into such a bitter, lonely, vile human being. I had hoped for the better.



  23. 23

    Re: Soda-Pop-Lover – I agree !00% way to Harsh



  24. 24

    Jail is not the place to ween her off of the medication. That should and will be done in rehab.



  25. 25

    Eww, Ambien. That stuff is utterly nasty. Get yourself some Lunesta, LL.



  26. 26

    Honestly, you can't just stop taking those medications, you can get serious side effects if you do. So this should no be news worthy to anybody. It would only be VERY newsworthy if they did tell her she had to stop taking them.



  27. 27

    Re: A Voice of Sanity – Just because you have the odd down days and have no idea what it is like to suffer from depression, please don't preach your healthy life style to others. Mental illnesses have been recognized by the medical community for decades now. Millions of people suffer from them, and if it were not for the medications that they take, millions would have committed suicide by now. TAKING A WALK DOES NOT CURE DEPRESSION!



  28. 28

    Re: JungianQueen – No Perez is quite right, you have rather nice hullucinations if you have not fallen asleep from them after about 30 minutes. How he knows well…



  29. 29

    That's ashame. In prison, you have to go through so much red tape just to get an aspirin. Why bother putting her there when she isn't even treated the same as regular inmates?



  30. 30

    Re: Narcoleptic_Sleep_Around
    Totally agree…I have an ADHD young adult and she takes Adderall for work bc it helps her concentrate on the #'s…its good for 8 hours so she takes it once a day then has no trouble sleeping. Unless you get a full workup from a psychologist you can not know whether you are ADHD or ADD….



  31. 31

    Wow…Alexis Neiers as a celly, Adderall and Ambien? Why didn't they just let her stay home? Sorry, if you get a "private cell" there is no overcrowding issue.



  32. 32

    Exactly how many times now have you posted about this same thing, Perez? She's allowed her prescriptions. We get it. Get over it!



  33. 33

    Hope she OD in jail, then



  34. 34

    Just FYI…if she truly is physically dependent on these drugs, just going cold turkey could be devastating…even fatal. I'm sure that that was taken into consideration when they made the decision to allow her to continue taking these drugs. I'm glad to see that they're not allowing the dilaudid. Getting weaned off of these while she's in there and then going in to rehab right after she gets out will be a good thing for her. Hopefully she'll be able to get the drug monkey off her back and get back to having a life where she can work. Why all the vitriol, Mario? What do you have against her?

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    35

    90 days equaling two weeks is nothing but a joke. Why even bother. She won't work through any stages of forced jailhouse recovery. She'll just come out P.O.'d and more rebellious. Could she or her skin get any more yellow looking? She doesn't have the coloring for pee yellow hair, so adds orange stain to her skin, but keeps the dark brows. She looks like an old leather handbag. She's a dark redhead with white skin, and that's part of what made her special. Now she's just a bad version of every other whoreywood bimbo.

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    36

    Re: Lafemme22 – Actually, taking a walk, or better yet, taking it outside which adds critical Vitamin D to the body is one of the PRIME ways to overcome depression; and there are many studies to back this up. You have to keep doing it, forever. Pharma isn't a permanent whole solution, and can create other unwanted side effects. Pills suit some people, and if they think it works for them, they should go with that. Usually a multilayered approach is best including good nutrition and adequate rest.



  37. 37

    Why doesn't jail time come with a fine to pay for the services provided? Why don't they work to earn their food and internet access time, books and dvds just like everyone else? I don't understand it. If they are not working in jail, the only thing left to do is organize more crime right?



  38. 38

    It's bull shit, because she probably needs neither drug, seeing as they're contradictory. But, on the plus side, the pills will be givin to her in the same dose everyday. The adderal effect will not even make a difference in two days, if that, depending on chica's preferred dosage.



  39. 39

    She may as well sleep those 23 hours away.



  40. 40

    GIVING SOMEONE AMPHETAMINE WHEN THEY USED TO BE ADDICTED TO COKE (AND PROBABLY STILL ARE) IS CRIMINAL AND NOT IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE PATIENT. WONDER HOW MUCH SHE PAYS THE DR. TO GET HER DRUGS? I KNOW SOME PEOPLE TRULY NEED THESE MEDS, BUT I DOUBT SHE IS ONE OF THEM. I MEAN, SHE DID FINE FOR YEARS, FUNCTIONED EVEN BETTER WHEN SHE WASN'T ON THEM SO I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE JUSTIFIES TAKING THEM. BUT ALL YOU REALLY NEED IS $$$ TO GET WHATEVER YOU WANT WHILE OTHERS DON'T GET THEIR MUCH NEEDED MEDS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY OR HAVE A COMPASSIONATE DOCTOR. NICE GOING LINDSAY….WHY DON'T YOU DONATE ALL THOSE DRUGS TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY NEED THEM.



  41. 41

    Rails off of a toilet seat? You slay me, Perez.