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Madge's Boy Toy Looks Damn Hawt!

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Madonna really knows how to pick'em.

Jesus Luz is looking all kinds of tan and seksi while enjoying the beaches of Rio de Janeiro this week.

Yummy! Book our ticket to Brazil NOW!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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41 comments to “Madge's Boy Toy Looks Damn Hawt!”



  1. 1

    I would think he is a little pudgy around the midsection for Madge's taste…but he is adorable!



  2. 2

    She could do better look and closer to her age i mean its like she just has him to show she can get that young.. But she could do hotter!!



  3. 3

    courtly paleness



  4. 4

    looks like he's put on a little weight….plus he dick is not that hawt .lol



  5. 5

    Wow he lost his underwear modeling "taut" six-pac and very sexy "V" I'm surprised you're not shredding him to bits!

    I guess Madge has you on the payroll as well…



  6. 6

    When are you going to out him pig-vomit? Intelligent readers all know that he is Madge the Vagisil's paid gay monkey-boy.



  7. 7

    And for the record, I do agree he looks damn hot, I like a bit of meat on the bones! He was desparitely in need of a hamburger, glad he got one!

    As for the idiots posting that Wentworth Miller is now "fat" shut the hell up, he still looks damn fine to me. He has bulked up since I knew him in Dallas, but that boy has a face the will always be beautiful regardless of size….to a healthy point!



  8. 8

    Hot alright, but still very, very, very gay.



  9. 9

    omg, the squares are gone, the abs are gone, he's looking so generic. Madge, you can dump him now.LOL



  10. 10

    fatty



  11. 11

    is he gainin weight??? ooooooooooohhhh your 15 minutes are over :S



  12. 12

    looks porky



  13. 13

    Yeah a little thick in the middle these days. I'm sorry this guy does nothing for me…but you go Madge….



  14. 14

    "looking all kinds of tan and seksi".. you must be blind !



  15. 15

    You mean Madonna "BEARD". This guy is GAY, GAY, GAY and even said in public he is NOT repeat NOT her boyfriend!



  16. 16

    dude, he's got moobs!



  17. 17

    Ummmm …… I must be smoking too much weed, b/c Madge's sexual lord and savior Jesus is not HAWT. I'm just saying! Plus he's lookin a lil pudgy in that pic.



  18. 18

    Intelligent readers all know that when he is with Mad Donald, she keeps him on a strict diet of steamed vegetables and once a week a special treat of poached haddock. The minute he is out of her sight, he sneaks off to Mickey Dee's and orders the whole menu.



  19. 19

    OK, he's adorable, but "all kinds of tan"??
    What kind of tan does he look? He looks kinda pasty to me…



  20. 20

    Looks as though she will have to trade him in for a more slender, younger model.



  21. 21

    He used to be way hotter… I guess fucking Madonna isn't doing much for his looks… He's really annoying though… Like, you seriously don't wanna spend three minutes talking to him… He's that annoying.



  22. 22

    Just an average guy.



  23. 23

    Hm, no cute. Him and cristiano ronaldo can hook up.



  24. 24

    I will pay Madonna five dollars to go away.



  25. 25

    i live here in brazil, and i gotta write this….
    HE IS A FAME WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!
    since he started dating madonna-botox, he also got free pass in every major night club here in brazil, always polluting the V.I.P areas of all the night clubs that my friends used to go, and he thinks that only because he is F…ing a music diva he can be one too, someone must have told him that he could be a Dj…now endure it!!!, every stooooopid dj let this tool play a little bit with their gears, it's disgusting, i never liked to party in night clubs, now i have an excuse for not showing up!!!!!!!!!!
    but for the people that are saying that he is fat, well, he is healthy now, he was looking like a skeleton, now he is doing the right thing and he is actually eating!(here in brazil is nearly impossible not to eat, our culinary is super delicious, and REAL food here cost a lot less than in U.S, with 100 $$$ you can eat like a QUEEN for days!!!!)



  26. 26

    He's not hot or tan. Well, compared to Madonna's nasty ass he's tan, but not normal people.



  27. 27

    Did he get fat?

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    28

    Re: Phibes – Mad Donald, lol.



  29. 29

    madonna is hot. im 24 and i really think she is hot. she must know everything in bed. for some reason even jesus thanks her when he received the award for best body. madonna does miracles. and now imagine when she was younger. damn it. shes sexy



  30. 30

    Re: bigray – no . he is not gay. and he already said specially in brazil press how he loves madonna and how he loves her kids. he also said he wrote two songs dedicated to M. and he even thanked madonna when he received an award for best body. he said "i would like to thank maodnna for taking care of my body every night" he said that lol and she wasnt even there



  31. 31

    Re: fer cyccone – oh shut up. i live in brazil too. he is very nice. of course he can get in every club. he dates the most important female artist ever. but he loves her, he is always there for her and he never tals about those things. he works. and he is been working a lot. he is noit living with M s money. she wouldnt let that happen anyway. when madonna was in brazil they went to a restaurant and he payed the bill for the entire table.



  32. 32

    when he is with M he is always around her. like every minute. giving her kiss. everything. he is a good man. he is very very nice. talked to him a lot and he never say things about M. he is a gentleman



  33. 33

    looks like a cheap knock off of Joaquin Phoenix..imaging what his poor body has to endure being with Madonna…



  34. 34

    Yet another talentless individual who is now considered a celebrity and does nothing but jet-set around the world.



  35. 35

    Re: MadonnaLive
    You live in your MAKE BELIEVE MADONNA BUBBLE, I choose to live in the REAL WORLD, where it is OK to be GAY. Take a deep breath and BREATHE!!!



  36. 36

    Re: @v@ – Thanks pal. Thanks also for the honest assessment the other day. You're an island of sanity in Piggy Pink Page's sea of flotsam and jetsam.



  37. 37

    He looks like a pale K-Fed! And wasn't he afraid of catching a disease when he banged Madge? Icky! Her vagina (& other body parts!) are certified PETRI DISHES of bacteria! You could make penicillin injections from her shiz!



  38. 38

    Re: MadonnaLive
    Girl..nobody is convinced that you know any of these people personally or their goings-ons. Stop acting like you do.



  39. 39

    madonna sucks, I love LadyGaGa



  40. 40

    i love Queen of the Gremlins



  41. 41

    madonna queen of the gremlins sucks, I LOVE LadyGaGa QUEEN OF POP