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84 comments to “Perez's Oprah Audition!”



  1. 1

    I wonder if she has any idea who you are…. Is it possible for you to talk without yelling? Damn.



  2. 2

    Loveeeee it!



  3. 3

    Re: douseekamy – hahahha fuck ya! that made me laugh



  4. 4

    I think she knows who you are but oprah has class and she wouldn't want you on her network…lol you can maybe do jerry springer someday…



  5. 5

    You sir, make me sick.



  6. 6

    LOLOLOL Love you perez XD



  7. 7

    There you are back in that gay nightclub / den of iniquity / funeral home again. What happened to your teeth? Chip one pactising on a fire hydrant, did we?



  8. 8

    FUCK OFF DOUCHE!!!! JERK-OFF NEEDS TO BE 6FT UNDER.



  9. 9

    omg…THAT WAS THE WORST TAPE I HAVE EVER WASTED TIME WATCHING! Perez…you are getting so lame! And obviously more than a little arrogant about your "endevours". Whatever…just please don't post anything so gagawful ever again. Ugfh.



  10. 10

    you make me want to puke



  11. 11

    Desprate as usual



  12. 12

    You can lose as much weight as you want put when your ugly your ugly. Is it me but your pig nose is getting bigger …. YUCK!!!



  13. 13

    I'd pay money to watch someone beat the shit out of this guy



  14. 14

    Perez Hilton = HERMAN MUNSTER



  15. 15

    would be cool if it happened. would be cool if she interviewed you in her last year with the show.



  16. 16

    You have a great face for radio.



  17. 17

    dude, in all seriousness, are you a meth addict now? you look like shit. Most people look good after losing weight but you honestly look and sound like a crack ho



  18. 18

    ?????????



  19. 19

    huge nose holes….



  20. 20

    wow…i can write 10 pages of how fuckin whack you are….



  21. 21

    … and you call Jennifer Love Hewitt "desperate"…. look at you



  22. 22

    this is so fucking stupid!



  23. 23

    Wow. You are becoming way desperate for attention. It's a little too obvious, bb.



  24. 24

    Why did I just waste nearly two minutes of my life for that?



  25. 25

    Perez, that was the dumbest thing EVER! Oprah is going to think that video was really stupid!!!!!! Take it down if you got any dignity left in you!



  26. 26

    Pervez, did one of your parents mate with a pig to conceive you? With that disgusting face of yours, you must be at least half hog. Bleck.



  27. 27

    Nice Comb-Over. WTF is up with your hair. Shittier than usual.



  28. 28

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    OMIGOODNESS!

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    Mario. Sweetikins. You've really got to stay behind the camera. That is t say OFF….camera.

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    As I scrolled down suddenly there you were and honestly, kid, you look hideous, or as you would say "shiteous".

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    Heavy, slim, doesn't matter. You're one homely homo either way, poopie.

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  29. 29

    Looks like you are wearing a bad Wiglette



  30. 30

    Aw Perez I think that was cute!! Love you!!



  31. 31

    jeez…you are one ugly fuck



  32. 32

    You're a fucking leech just like Michael Lohan and other fame whores!



  33. 33

    Perez , Your getting to arrogant. You probably just pissed off the most powerful woman in hollywood. You only have a website and ( Small Radio Show ) it can go away as fast as it appeared. You need to remember that.



  34. 34

    you have got to be one of the ugliest people around, and you don't even have a decent voice. Sorry, but you are best behind a keyboard where nobody can see or hear you. All the money you make, and you can't get rid of that look. sorry bb, that is the way it goes. at least when you were fat you had an excuse. now there is no avoiding it.



  35. 35

    Jesus God in Fucking Heaven could you be any uglier? I swear the more I see you the more I believe you may be genetically related to the "missing link."



  36. 36

    ugh you have a face and a voice made for a internet blogger. stick to being behind the scenes and learn to project your voice from your diaphram, not your throat and nose.



  37. 37

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    You are one ugly homo, dude.

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  38. 38

    I am sure Oprah will love your video. I hope is not too late for you to get in. You will be perfect to have your own show. If you get your own show speak some words in spanish like Ricky Ricardo (el cubano) that I love Lucy show.



  39. 39

    Maybe you should party for a couple weeks, Porky, and then check into the rehab with Lohan. Just say no to meth, Trump.



  40. 40

    You open your mouth so wide when you talk that you look just like Shrek's DONKEY

  41. Scrib says – reply to this


    41

    My dogs ears stood up when you started screeching. Seriously. You're actually capable of making innocent animals feel uncomfortable.



  42. 42

    Normally I get Perez's humor and love his insanity…but yeah that was a waste of space and time..sorry, Z you really shouldn't go before a camera while you are wasted..oh there's that word again…



  43. 43

    You dogface bloated hack! You have NO subtlety. NO charm. Just PURE HAM AND CHEESE. Those who cant do, blog about!



  44. 44

    You are such a famewhore. you suck, perez



  45. 45

    God, i STILL can't get over how fucking UGLY you are pedo perez.



  46. 46

    If you get that job, I'm selling my tv's



  47. 47

    Don't you have enough money for a nosejob?



  48. 48

    dude you've got huge teeth. i know you think that the fact that people even come to your site is justification for your giant ego, but really, get over yourself.



  49. 49

    After how you treated Wil I AM in Toronto, she will NEVER give you the time of day. Wil I AM has been on O for his charitable giving several times - match that and then apply.



  50. 50

    He went past the deadline, he isn't going to get it THANK GOD.
    He brought down other people, not gonna get it.
    Oprah wouldn't like Perez posting child pornography either.

    Plus he is a dick.



  51. 51

    you are such a trainwreck..



  52. 52

    you suck! please stick to just blogging, you're ugly and you voice is horrible



  53. 53

    omg please do something about your face
    BARF



  54. 54

    Wow. There goes his career, Oprah is gona recieve this video and have his ass shipped to the Z-list in Hollywood!!



  55. 55

    Hey Perez, you are 200 per cent talent free. That shrieking, shrill, whiney voice - and that face is so annoyingly fugly, those huge pig nostrils you could drive a truck through. Your ego, to even think you've got a single redeeming feature, is more overwhelming than your total lack of talent and appeal. Pass the sick bag. Yuk!



  56. 56

    god damn youre ugly



  57. 57

    OH MY GOD HE'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!!! I JUST THREW UP WATCHING HIS ASS TALK!



  58. 58

    The whole package is totally FUBAR. I don't think there's anything anyone can do! Sorry Dude.



  59. 59

    "you are a sad strange little man"

  60. npc25 says – reply to this


    60

    i dont think she wants OWN to go under by putting a mule faced pedofile on her network…i mean do you spend all your money on meth? honestly, lets just be happy with what we have assmouth

  61. npc25 says – reply to this


    61

    Re: sonicdahedgehog – your comment made my day



  62. 62

    1. I really wish you would keep your ugly face off your website, your hideous.
    2. stop yelling
    3. Stop being so arrogant about your "success" it makes you look desperate and pitiful.



  63. 63

    Jesus, when I think you cant get any uglier, you just do…the more weight you lose the more I see the horse teeth, the hog nose and the horse chin. Is that a hair piece trying to cover that enormous forehead of yours? I seriously wonder who in the world would bone you, even for money.



  64. 64

    wow! you're really ugly



  65. 65

    Better stick to your little site here, Perez. What has happened to your hair? You looks JUST LIKE that ousted governor from Chicago! Are you losing your hair?



  66. 66

    that voice!!!



  67. 67

    in a years time yoour going to need Oprah and you are going to wish you never said this shit



  68. 68

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    Ya know, folks…

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    ….If you Google in the pics section for Lon Chaney as the Phantom Of The Opera you'll see that Pretzle Hiltoon is a dead ringer as, say, Grandson Of Phantom Of The Opera.

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    For quite some time now it's been buggin' me that I've seen that horrible face before when looking at photos of Mario. Then today, looking at the above pic, it hit me! Phantom! Specifically Lon Chaney's Phantom!

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    Sorry, sweetikins. But your mamacita gave birth to a monster.

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  69. 69

    seriously, when you think it cannot get any worse. you are a total embarrassment to yourself and gays everywhere. Lose the toupee frankenberry and stop screaming in your videos



  70. 70

    @ 68 Rasputin's Liver - I think you have a separated at birth candidate. The weird dentition and the massive forehead (which he's covering up) have matched for quite a while, but those ghastly dark circles under the eyes complete the look.



  71. 71

    OMG such a horrible fugly nightmare …



  72. 72

    Geez….you look so ugly, I understand why you're so frustrated



  73. 73

    Oh…my gosh… dude, you are so frigging ugly!! WTF!? How can someone be that gross inside and out?! Hang it up you gross troll.



  74. 74

    Ever notice how that waste of sperm Perez uses his aliases to write nice things about himself, but forgets to alter them so they all look the same? All end with "love you! " Loser fat pig can't even get that right.



  75. 75

    Snap! I watched it all the way through. What a total friggin idiot! Perez man you have no talent at all, you are so freaking ugly you should consider razor blade therapy and dude you are so dumb! In a way I feel bad that you are so ugly and so dumb. Poor dumb ugly pig.



  76. 76

    wow, you are fucking annoying.



  77. 77

    You are a fucking idiot. Oprah sucks balls and so do you, but I mean that in a very bad way.

    retard.



  78. 78

    File this under 'cringeworthy'



  79. 79

    Your mug was NOT meant for TV. Your voice assaults my ears as well. I watched this clip for maybe 3 seconds and I couldn't bring myself to watch anymore.

  80. Jdcaf says – reply to this


    80

    What the fuck is wrong with your teeth, hair and weight?!?!?!? Nasty!!!!



  81. 81

    1.) Only people with low self esteem feel the need to refer to themselves as in the third person !!!!!! You are "I", not "we", "us" or "Perez" !
    2.) I'm glad you find yourself to be amusing, cause you're the only on who does.
    3.) Stop over enunciating your words, it doesn't make you sound smarter. It actually makes you seem dumb, as if you have to FOCUS REALLY HARD ON EACH AND EVERY SINGLE WORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  82. 82

    I can't believe they even played a lil clip of this on my local radio today……… soooo annoying…..



  83. 83

    TEAM TEDDY!



  84. 84

    The way you say "PEREZ" is so annoying. you fat ugly pig.