Perez's Oprah Audition!

7/21/2010 5:31 PM ET | Filed under: Personally Perez • Oprah Winfrey

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douseekamy says – reply to this

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I wonder if she has any idea who you are…. Is it possible for you to talk without yelling? Damn.
capnm93 says – reply to this

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Loveeeee it!
Michmasterflex says – reply to this

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Re: douseekamy – hahahha fuck ya! that made me laugh
uwcollege says – reply to this

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I think she knows who you are but oprah has class and she wouldn't want you on her network…lol you can maybe do jerry springer someday…
karawinks says – reply to this

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You sir, make me sick.
DavidDevious says – reply to this

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LOLOLOL Love you perez XD
Phibes says – reply to this

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There you are back in that gay nightclub / den of iniquity / funeral home again. What happened to your teeth? Chip one pactising on a fire hydrant, did we?
xcalibur says – reply to this

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FUCK OFF DOUCHE!!!! JERK-OFF NEEDS TO BE 6FT UNDER.
MyOpinionOnly says – reply to this

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omg…THAT WAS THE WORST TAPE I HAVE EVER WASTED TIME WATCHING! Perez…you are getting so lame! And obviously more than a little arrogant about your "endevours". Whatever…just please don't post anything so gagawful ever again. Ugfh.
Shaneypoo says – reply to this

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you make me want to puke
PrinceD says – reply to this

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Desprate as usual
italianguy1 says – reply to this

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You can lose as much weight as you want put when your ugly your ugly. Is it me but your pig nose is getting bigger …. YUCK!!!
sonicdahedgehog says – reply to this

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I'd pay money to watch someone beat the shit out of this guy
GONZAJOE says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton = HERMAN MUNSTER
killer bunny says – reply to this

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would be cool if it happened. would be cool if she interviewed you in her last year with the show.
Batgirlbeyond says – reply to this

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You have a great face for radio.
shadoobie says – reply to this

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dude, in all seriousness, are you a meth addict now? you look like shit. Most people look good after losing weight but you honestly look and sound like a crack ho
PEREZ IS A BAD PERSON says – reply to this

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?????????
dfmhellboy says – reply to this

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huge nose holes….
stayhighj says – reply to this

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wow…i can write 10 pages of how fuckin whack you are….
giveityourall7 says – reply to this

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… and you call Jennifer Love Hewitt "desperate"…. look at you
la_cucaracha says – reply to this

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this is so fucking stupid!
HellaD says – reply to this

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Wow. You are becoming way desperate for attention. It's a little too obvious, bb.
Cassandra Richard says – reply to this

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Why did I just waste nearly two minutes of my life for that?
PrincessJenna says – reply to this

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Perez, that was the dumbest thing EVER! Oprah is going to think that video was really stupid!!!!!! Take it down if you got any dignity left in you!
Bleucher says – reply to this

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Pervez, did one of your parents mate with a pig to conceive you? With that disgusting face of yours, you must be at least half hog. Bleck.
VegasD says – reply to this

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Nice Comb-Over. WTF is up with your hair. Shittier than usual.
Rasputin's Liver says – reply to this

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OMIGOODNESS!

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Mario. Sweetikins. You've really got to stay behind the camera. That is t say OFF….camera.

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As I scrolled down suddenly there you were and honestly, kid, you look hideous, or as you would say "shiteous".

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Heavy, slim, doesn't matter. You're one homely homo either way, poopie.

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VegasD says – reply to this

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Looks like you are wearing a bad Wiglette
ellabella_eire says – reply to this

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Aw Perez I think that was cute!! Love you!!
poochiemoomoo says – reply to this

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jeez…you are one ugly fuck
perez_bringer_of_hate says – reply to this

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You're a fucking leech just like Michael Lohan and other fame whores!
colby2112 says – reply to this

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Perez , Your getting to arrogant. You probably just pissed off the most powerful woman in hollywood. You only have a website and ( Small Radio Show ) it can go away as fast as it appeared. You need to remember that.
omfgnoway says – reply to this

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you have got to be one of the ugliest people around, and you don't even have a decent voice. Sorry, but you are best behind a keyboard where nobody can see or hear you. All the money you make, and you can't get rid of that look. sorry bb, that is the way it goes. at least when you were fat you had an excuse. now there is no avoiding it.
Secret Message says – reply to this

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Jesus God in Fucking Heaven could you be any uglier? I swear the more I see you the more I believe you may be genetically related to the "missing link."
DRINNY says – reply to this

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ugh you have a face and a voice made for a internet blogger. stick to being behind the scenes and learn to project your voice from your diaphram, not your throat and nose.
Rasputin's Liver says – reply to this

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You are one ugly homo, dude.

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Kuka Ortiz says – reply to this

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I am sure Oprah will love your video. I hope is not too late for you to get in. You will be perfect to have your own show. If you get your own show speak some words in spanish like Ricky Ricardo (el cubano) that I love Lucy show.
festus11 says – reply to this

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Maybe you should party for a couple weeks, Porky, and then check into the rehab with Lohan. Just say no to meth, Trump.
Novel1 says – reply to this

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You open your mouth so wide when you talk that you look just like Shrek's DONKEY
Scrib says – reply to this

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My dogs ears stood up when you started screeching. Seriously. You're actually capable of making innocent animals feel uncomfortable.
Jazzielori says – reply to this

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Normally I get Perez's humor and love his insanity…but yeah that was a waste of space and time..sorry, Z you really shouldn't go before a camera while you are wasted..oh there's that word again…
TEDDY JEWELL says – reply to this

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You dogface bloated hack! You have NO subtlety. NO charm. Just PURE HAM AND CHEESE. Those who cant do, blog about!
NYCsep says – reply to this

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You are such a famewhore. you suck, perez
perezlookslikeapug says – reply to this

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God, i STILL can't get over how fucking UGLY you are pedo perez.
ohscarlett1012 says – reply to this

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If you get that job, I'm selling my tv's
bitchtitsaurus says – reply to this

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Don't you have enough money for a nosejob?
britneybitches says – reply to this

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dude you've got huge teeth. i know you think that the fact that people even come to your site is justification for your giant ego, but really, get over yourself.
becky43341 says – reply to this

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After how you treated Wil I AM in Toronto, she will NEVER give you the time of day. Wil I AM has been on O for his charitable giving several times - match that and then apply.
HollyHysteria says – reply to this

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He went past the deadline, he isn't going to get it THANK GOD.
He brought down other people, not gonna get it.
Oprah wouldn't like Perez posting child pornography either.

Plus he is a dick.
Olsenen says – reply to this

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you are such a trainwreck..
raflona says – reply to this

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you suck! please stick to just blogging, you're ugly and you voice is horrible
poorlittlerichiegirl says – reply to this

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omg please do something about your face
BARF
Andalious says – reply to this

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Wow. There goes his career, Oprah is gona recieve this video and have his ass shipped to the Z-list in Hollywood!!
Blanche Hudson says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, you are 200 per cent talent free. That shrieking, shrill, whiney voice - and that face is so annoyingly fugly, those huge pig nostrils you could drive a truck through. Your ego, to even think you've got a single redeeming feature, is more overwhelming than your total lack of talent and appeal. Pass the sick bag. Yuk!
Sally H says – reply to this

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god damn youre ugly
MooMooMario says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD HE'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!!! I JUST THREW UP WATCHING HIS ASS TALK!
Matrix says – reply to this

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The whole package is totally FUBAR. I don't think there's anything anyone can do! Sorry Dude.
Hey Gurrrl says – reply to this

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"you are a sad strange little man"
npc25 says – reply to this

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i dont think she wants OWN to go under by putting a mule faced pedofile on her network…i mean do you spend all your money on meth? honestly, lets just be happy with what we have assmouth
npc25 says – reply to this

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Re: sonicdahedgehog – your comment made my day
filippa_k says – reply to this

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1. I really wish you would keep your ugly face off your website, your hideous.
2. stop yelling
3. Stop being so arrogant about your "success" it makes you look desperate and pitiful.
condesa says – reply to this

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Jesus, when I think you cant get any uglier, you just do…the more weight you lose the more I see the horse teeth, the hog nose and the horse chin. Is that a hair piece trying to cover that enormous forehead of yours? I seriously wonder who in the world would bone you, even for money.
wheres-travis-n-sliimy-pedoperez says – reply to this

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wow! you're really ugly
camaguey says – reply to this

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Better stick to your little site here, Perez. What has happened to your hair? You looks JUST LIKE that ousted governor from Chicago! Are you losing your hair?
annieoo says – reply to this

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that voice!!!
wickedG says – reply to this

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in a years time yoour going to need Oprah and you are going to wish you never said this shit
Rasputin's Liver says – reply to this

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Ya know, folks…

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….If you Google in the pics section for Lon Chaney as the Phantom Of The Opera you'll see that Pretzle Hiltoon is a dead ringer as, say, Grandson Of Phantom Of The Opera.

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For quite some time now it's been buggin' me that I've seen that horrible face before when looking at photos of Mario. Then today, looking at the above pic, it hit me! Phantom! Specifically Lon Chaney's Phantom!

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Sorry, sweetikins. But your mamacita gave birth to a monster.

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unreal5511 says – reply to this

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seriously, when you think it cannot get any worse. you are a total embarrassment to yourself and gays everywhere. Lose the toupee frankenberry and stop screaming in your videos
Phibes says – reply to this

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@ 68 Rasputin's Liver - I think you have a separated at birth candidate. The weird dentition and the massive forehead (which he's covering up) have matched for quite a while, but those ghastly dark circles under the eyes complete the look.
FuglyMiMi says – reply to this

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OMG such a horrible fugly nightmare …
JuanOne06 says – reply to this

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Geez….you look so ugly, I understand why you're so frustrated
Paulie says – reply to this

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Oh…my gosh… dude, you are so frigging ugly!! WTF!? How can someone be that gross inside and out?! Hang it up you gross troll.
Paulie says – reply to this

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Ever notice how that waste of sperm Perez uses his aliases to write nice things about himself, but forgets to alter them so they all look the same? All end with "love you! " Loser fat pig can't even get that right.
Paulie says – reply to this

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Snap! I watched it all the way through. What a total friggin idiot! Perez man you have no talent at all, you are so freaking ugly you should consider razor blade therapy and dude you are so dumb! In a way I feel bad that you are so ugly and so dumb. Poor dumb ugly pig.
Sarah McDonald says – reply to this

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wow, you are fucking annoying.
PEREZ<3GAGA'S SMELLY SNATCH says – reply to this

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You are a fucking idiot. Oprah sucks balls and so do you, but I mean that in a very bad way.

retard.
papatoony says – reply to this

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File this under 'cringeworthy'
Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness says – reply to this

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Your mug was NOT meant for TV. Your voice assaults my ears as well. I watched this clip for maybe 3 seconds and I couldn't bring myself to watch anymore.
Jdcaf says – reply to this

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What the fuck is wrong with your teeth, hair and weight?!?!?!? Nasty!!!!
Gary78 says – reply to this

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1.) Only people with low self esteem feel the need to refer to themselves as in the third person !!!!!! You are "I", not "we", "us" or "Perez" !
2.) I'm glad you find yourself to be amusing, cause you're the only on who does.
3.) Stop over enunciating your words, it doesn't make you sound smarter. It actually makes you seem dumb, as if you have to FOCUS REALLY HARD ON EACH AND EVERY SINGLE WORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orla Kelly says – reply to this

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I can't believe they even played a lil clip of this on my local radio today……… soooo annoying…..
Shelly in Puyallup!!! :-D says – reply to this

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TEAM TEDDY!
La Vie En Rose says – reply to this

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The way you say "PEREZ" is so annoying. you fat ugly pig.