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Lindsanity Making Bank Since Jail Sentence

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It's common knowledge that since her career tanked, Lindsay Lohan has been low on ca$h - and maybe that's why she resorted to a life of irresponsibility crime!

Despite the fact that she is in jail, the wacktress is making more $$$$ than she has all year. Lindsay signed contracts for several tell-all interviews before heading to the slammer. And LiLo is likely to make seven figures!

A source claims:

"On Monday night, the night before she had to report to jail to serve her sentence, she tied up all loose ends and signed contracts for exclusive television and print stories. She'll be doing major television sit downs after she finishes all of her sentence. Lindsay is going to tell everything about her experience in jail, she will open up about her entire life."

Dina was a part of the team that brokered all the deals. They made phone calls, and set up the interviews within three days. They wanted to get it all done before she was remanded to Lynwood and they did. It is a small solace to Lindsay while in jail that at least she can continue to make money in some way."

Sad. Too bad her own mother is so concerned about the $$$$!

"She's tough, but being in a cell is hard on her," adds the source. "She cries daily and her emotions are up and down. Everyday is a struggle to stay positive, but we all believe that she will be stronger when she finishes her sentence."

We hope she's learning her lesson, but we doubt it!

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41 comments to “Lindsanity Making Bank Since Jail Sentence”



  1. 1

    I wish this disgusting family would drive off a cliff and explode into thousands of pieces.



  2. 2

    Always the vicitm…wah wah. Poor little Lindsay….she is just so clueless! She just can't understand why she is in jail. Any one of us who crashed our cars and had cocaine on our pockets would have been in jail long ago. "Oh no Mr Policeman, these aren't my pants! I was drunk when I broke into Orlando's house and didn't know what I was doing!"



  3. 3

    Just a Count down till she Od's



  4. 4

    "She's tough, but being in a cell is hard on her," … "She cries daily and her emotions are up and down…"

    WhoTF said this? Crying because your in jail IS NOT TOUGH. Isn't she in a cell by herself? Why is she crying? Are they beating her? Is she scared of some jail-shit going down?

    What a fucking baby. Crying…jesus.

    And who here thinks of Tough when thinking of Lilo?



  5. 5

    Rotten pu$$y!



  6. 6

    People who feel they have to constantly claim how "tough" they are, like Lindsay and her mother, are always just the opposite.



  7. 7

    yeah yeah someone like her could go to jail and not do shit but make that much money…the world is soooooo fucked up…



  8. 8

    If you can't exploit your cash cow movie star daughter, you might as well exploit your cash cow jailbird daughter.



  9. 9

    I don't want to see her shitface perez



  10. 10

    Dina is such a pimp. gross. Who the hell cares about LL's story. we've all seen it in the papers

  11. Bboss says – reply to this


    11

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Peniz ZZZilton is jeeeeallllloouuuuusssss that Lyndsey can make more money than him even when she's locked up!! HAAHAHAHAHAHA!! Poor schmoopie, your envy is showing! tick-tock tick-tock Mr. Potato Head!



  12. 12

    haha, its fucking 14 days.. what is she in jail for anyway, the attention this is getting is absurb to me. and her parents disgust me!



  13. 13

    "Tell-All" interviews? A waste of money. Everything is already out in the open. There is nothing left to tell.



  14. 14

    sources again, sources sources sources. 'she cries daily' SHE HAS BEEN THERE BARELY 2 DAYS-BIG DEAL!!!!! It is time for EVERYONE TO STOP MAKING IT SUCH A BIG DEAL! She is going to serve 2 weeks! Maybe FOURTEEN FRIGGING DAYS. She has been on drinking/drug benders longer than that. 'Oh she will be stronger for this' BULLSH*T. and she has been to rehab before. It is just a brief vaca away from the club scenes. It will save her some money from not buying drugs/alcohol and clothes. NOW-if she could just keep Mommy dearest from getting bodyguards, hairjobs, clubbing, etc. maybe she will still have a positive balance in checking.



  15. 15

    It's called withdrawals….

  16. @v@ says – reply to this


    16

    So, misbehaving has become more lucrative than actually acting? Backasswards.



  17. 17

    i guess it's pretty clear by now that for all things positive about lindsay and all things negative about the dad…"the source" is DINA.



  18. 18

    Good For Lindsay , The Media makes enough money off of her why shouldnt she !



  19. 19

    She may as well milk it for all it's worth. Her and her leather-faced bitch of a mother have nothing to lose. I've seen more dignity on a stripper.

  20. chewi says – reply to this


    20

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!! What is wrong with these fucking people!?!?!?!?!?!?! Do they not have a SHRED of self-respect????? Are they THAT attention deprived???????? You would think your own fucking mother would have enough sense to say, "Lindsay, use your jail time to reflect on your PISS POOR behavior, and when you're done, take the HIGH ROAD and don't discuss your personal issues with the media." That is what I believe MOST mothers would say. Instead she is out brokering deals to 'sell' her disgusting story. It is fucking appalling. Dina is the worst mother in the fucking world, and the dad is a complete tool too.



  21. 21

    Re: Brainbug – ditto :)



  22. 22

    That's good. I hear her parents Checking account balances are running low!



  23. 23

    looks like this girl got pimped out by her mother over & over again.
    instead of thinking what you can tell to the media you should use the time to think about your life & what enchains you.
    but that may be not possible when you are on pills …
    so she will go on being a tabloid "queen" instead of become serious?
    how sad when your own family is such a bad influence …



  24. 24

    she cries daily? She only has to serve 14 days ffs.This shit is sad.



  25. 25

    this is seriously revolting…



  26. 26

    Its a shame the press wastes any time on this talentless loser.



  27. 27

    Watta freakin white trash washed up drug addict..It's the medias keepin her disgust goin like you Perez… waste of space..If you all didn't give her the fukin time of day (like should happen) she'd go off in a hole and od with Daddy or whoever…



  28. 28

    Jailbird or not, firecrotch or not…

    I'd still do her.



  29. 29

    Her mother is a disgusting pig and shes a stupid asshole for not seeing whats right in front of her face! Your mother dosent fucking love you Lindsay, she loves the money she makes off you. Funny how she talks about how her "mommy" is so great and her "ex-father" is so evil. At least her father admits she has a problem and dosent want to see her die, her mother could give two shits, because if she does it only means more money for her! Trust, she will be crying her crocodile tears about how she had no idea Lindsay was on drugs and how its everyone elses fault but her own. She makes me want to puke!



  30. 30

    Any life stories these two twats tell will be complete lies anyway so who the hell cares. Whoever is paying for that bullshit would be better off paying a writer to make it more interesting.



  31. 31

    What a disgusting family. Go away already.



  32. 32

    Re: chewi – well said.. and i totally agree with brainbug..its getting sickening rewarding people for no talent and garbage..go kill someone and get a reality show.. yahhhh!!!



  33. 33

    I find this horrible!! I have someone very special serving time due to the same crimes! How dare our judicial system award "people of hearsay status" with a shorter sentence, better treatment, longer visitation rights, the wrong message to others with these problems with special treatment??? She did the crime and should be treated like any other person who has to pay for these crimes! I hate you Lilo and what you are saying to our American Youth! Just because you "think" you are some mega superstar, you still committed a crime that any "average person" would have to do their time for! You and your "enabler, attention whore family" need a wake up call. You should be ashamed of yourself and the message you are sending the youth of America!! You have the spotlight USE IT FOR GOOD!!



  34. 34

    On A final note…WHY should she bank on her Crimes??? Really?? Don't we see what is wrong with this picture? I LOVE You Perez for posting this…I just hope and trust it is for the RIDICK….message it sends to our youth!!



  35. 35

    i honestly don't care about this white trash that she is n can u not post anymore of her n smelly flies family attached to that trash por favor! i am so done with that long island white trash family!!!!

  36. @v@ says – reply to this


    36

    There's no respect or dignity in setting your own child up to capitalize and publicize off her misguided, aberrant and felonious behavior. To a normal person, it would be embarrassing and humiliating. There's no such thing as laying low for these money hungry gaping wallets. The level of acting part that LL will be able to snare will never be A list, and that's where the real money is.



  37. 37

    This family disgusts me. LiLo in jail andher father on abuse charge and her mother milking the prison sentence for all it's worth. Like Mother, Like Daughter. Watched The Parent Trap yesterday, I miss the old LiLo! And as for the sentence being reduced, that is just ridiculous. That is teaching her that she can get charged for something and her fame and money will make sure she doesn't have to suffer. Lindsay Lohan or Lindsay Lowhan?



  38. 38

    "She cries daily" What a pus*y. Jail isnt a picnic but she is in a womens jail and isnt being raped daily by a cellmate. She isnt in a third world country starving to death or dying of aids. She really needs to get over herself and quit focusing on herself. Maybe if she tried doing things for and helping other people once in her life, she would quit being such a pathetic selfish who*e



  39. 39

    I TOLD YOU ALL SO !!!!!!!!!! I said that this was the case a long time ago. I knew that she was making this whole thing blown out of proportion so she could get the publicity to make this story a whole lot more interesting. The better smut the more $$$$. It's all the egg donors idea so you have to give momma bear credit I guess. See she needs better hair extensions and she needs $$ to pay for them. Gosh, I should take over for Perez, I am better at his job than he is.

  40. Bdo says – reply to this


    40

    i love her



  41. 41

    Lindsay is smokin hot! Loved damaged chicks, easy to get into the sack. There so needy!