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Madonna: The Director

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What can't she do?!

While in London on Tuesday, Madge was the lady in charge as she directed scenes for her movie W.E.

Can't wait to see it!

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65 comments to “Madonna: The Director”



  1. 1

    So does this mean your beloved Lady Xerox aka CACAPOO will be directing films in 25 years?



  2. 2

    ugh she really needs to retire



  3. 3

    YENTYL !!!



  4. 4

    "What can't she do?!" It doesn't mean she'll do it well. It'll probably turn out as god awful as her acting. Money can buy any gig!



  5. 5

    She can't ACT. that's what she can't do



  6. 6

    fisrt of all, she can't pee standing up, she can't keep a marriage together, and she can not act worth a shit. Her music is really not that great and is overproduced. Let Jello Biafra produce her next album and we'll see raw talent or lack there of.



  7. 7

    She'll never director herself - as ambitious as she it; it would leave her with no one else to blame when the movie sucks!



  8. 8

    What can't she do? How about make a movie anyone will care about. She is a long way from Seeking Susan.



  9. 9

    HA! You asked the question bozzo, what can't she do, and here's the anser. SHE CAN'T SING AND SHE CAN'T ACT!



  10. 10

    i just love all the postive people here…



  11. 11

    well just cause she is doing it dosnt mean its any good! just like her acting! the only thing she accomplished well is singing!



  12. 12

    Let's see: she can't ACT, and her early music sucked because she couldn't SING. And it still remains to be seen if she can direct.



  13. 13

    Why did you feel the need to insult her assistant by putting white dots in her eyes?



  14. 14

    which one is madge? cant tell the old hags apart

    madonna sucks donkey cock or should i say burro cock considering her man



  15. 15

    What can't she do? How about act, sing, play an instrument well. I could go on and on!



  16. 16

    I am always suprised at your fawning all over her as she wears fur and so supports the FUR industry. The same industry that calls dog and cat fur "faux fur" - taken with the same degree of cruelty as we hear about with other animals, comes from pets such as yours. Stunned that you never go after her for her wearing fur. I guess as long as your dog is safe, who cares.



  17. 17

    LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!



  18. 18

    who cares what haters say.madonna rox.



  19. 19

    Madonna looks great:)



  20. 20

    Re: ROFLerx09 – u need to retire asshole. she is the best. everything she touches turns into gold. why she should retire? even last year she broke again the record for most successful tour of all time and shes 51.shes actually moves better than anyone. shes the most popular around the world. 28 years in power top.

    my queen is the best after this movie she will start recording her new album and a tour. i really cant wait for next year. everybody is missing her.



  21. 21

    Re: unreal5511 – ahah so true .now u said it right .lady gagaclone copies every madonna move. madonna is really a genious. but madonna knows how to shock. gaga needs to copy and even that way she cant shock. madonna is the best specially live. my god. i went to many shows. even gaga and madonna is the best. all her fierce charisma. and her energy. at 51 she moves better than me.



  22. 22

    her madgesty is so powerdul. and her body rocks. love the bobs. she must know everything about sex. just watch erotica video or justify my love EPIC.



  23. 23

    cant wait to see. beat it gurl. ur our inspiration every single day. keep the hard work never give it up.u give a good example. isntead being home doing nothing. well done beautiful



  24. 24

    Re: caroaber – and with all thst she still #1 and every single new artist copy her .hows about that



  25. 25

    shes so sexy



  26. 26

    She CAN'T act!! Really.Never.I love her but….



  27. 27

    She CAN'T act!! Really.Never.Not a chance. I love her but i must be lucid…:-)



  28. 28

    ACT!!

  29. mw says – reply to this


    29

    she can't act



  30. 30

    I love Madonna and how she is never scared of trying new things.



  31. 31

    "what can't she do"—–???? what can she do except for singing crappy songs and showing off her meat??
    give her some math and physics problems and u'll see what she can't do..



  32. 32

    What is Madonnas' job on the movie set?

    To make everyone else look young…..



  33. 33

    Re: jsqtsa – Madonna is a HIGHLY INTELLIGENT woman, and I'm sure no physics nor math 'problem' will be too much for her… she's a quick learn, and will solve it even if it takes 20 minutes!



  34. 34

    What can't she do?
    Sing on pitch.
    Act.
    Direct.
    Grow old gracefully.



  35. 35

    Madonna and movies don't mix. Never have, never will. Give it up already.



  36. 36

    Go Madonna! She is the Queen of the World!



  37. 37

    Intelligent readers ALL KNOW that there is NOTHING that GrannyDonna cannot do…. badly! It's TRUE!! Not content with being a failed actress (Golden Raspberry - worst actress 2002 for Swept Away remake; Golden Raspberry - worst supporting actress 2002 for Die Another Day) she is now trying her hand at being a failed director. It's true; it's ALL TRUE!



  38. 38

    What CAN'T she do? A lot! To name a few:
    1. Sell records
    2. Have blockbuster movies
    3. Her her songs played on the radio
    4. Crack the Billboard charts
    5. Have a number one hit
    6. Sing
    7. Act
    8. Look good…
    9. Have a successful relationship with men



  39. 39

    It ALWAYS cracks me up when idiots say she can't sing. OBVIOUSLY they haven't seen/heard Evita and anything she has recorded since then. She has more Top 10 hits than The Beatles, Elvis, etc….so could any one of you douches explain how that happened, you know seeing as how she "can't sing". Some people are just so stupid.



  40. 40

    whoa. what the fuck is thing behind her?!



  41. 41

    Every movie Madonna has directed has flopped terribly, I don't know why someone keeps handing her the reins. But Mario will praise it gloriously because he's a tool.

  42. GIO says – reply to this


    42

    She can do anything. She should. So, if she wants to direct…DO IT!
    She is very strong so she can do anything! GOOD 4 HER



  43. 43

    Hagdonna actually looks good wearing black in the picture above. Bitch is box-office poison, just like her sissy friend Justin Timberflake.



  44. 44

    She can't act, she can't direct, she can't sing, she can't maintain a relationship with a man her own age, she can't stop being a narcissist



  45. 45

    Re: oopsimawesome10
    Well, keep cracking up, because she still can't sing. And I can explain why she has more top tens than the Beatles and Elvis. Elvis is dead and the Beatles haven't recorded new material since 1970, but they achieved in less than 10 years what she's accomplished in 25. Oh, and the Evita singing that we're supposed to be so impressed by–please! She's no Elaine Paige or Patti LuPone.



  46. 46

    No, Madonna the LESBIAN!!!



  47. 47

    Re: oopsimawesome10
    How does Rihanna have the most #1s of any female this past decade? I wouldn't say it's because she's a great singer. You seem to confuse popularity with talent, and while Madonna may be talented in some ways, her singing has always been average to slightly above average, but she's always been popular. And having top ten hits isn't indicative of great singing. The Beatles, as you have already mentioned, are prime examples of that. If that were the case, Celine Dion or Streisand should have been the artists with the most top tens.



  48. 48

    Re: TwistinMySobriety – EXACTLY! And the Beatles didn't have to pose naked for any magazine to "empower women". LOL

    STRAWVERY FIELDS FOR EVER AND EVER!



  49. 49

    Re: DarkAdaptedEye
    And the Beatles are the only ones in HISTORY to have 5 singles in top 5 places of Billboard AT THE SAME TIME. This is in a time before music videos, before popstars littered cities with they're narcissistic faces with billboards selling perfume they never smelled, clothes they'd never wear, and crap like that.

    Now Madonna can't act or direct to save her ass for the same reason she's a successful singer: Cause when you act and direct, is about being someone else and focussing your attention on someone else, and Madonna is all about being herself and the centre of attention. When she's acting it's almost like listening to her inner thoughts saying "I'm Madonna and I'm acting", it's the same thing about directing. She SHOULD REALLY step aside and allow young filmmakers who have studied and sacrificed years of their lives for their passion to get a chance.



  50. 50

    Re: Lady guyguy
    BTW, I frickin' love the Beatles, so my saying they weren't great singers wasn't a slam against them. Technically there weren't really great singers (but they weren't bad either), but they were brilliant songwriters/musicians. And I agree with your assessment of Madonna's acting. I've yet to see a movie with Madonna in it where I don't feel like I'm watching Madonna being anyone other than Madonna. "A League Of Their Own" is probably the only exception, but she was merely a supporting role in that.



  51. 51

    grandma put your nipples away

  52. @v@ says – reply to this


    52

    She likely has the goods to direct. She's been directing her whole life.



  53. 53

    MADONNA U ROCK



  54. 54

    FUCK ALL THE HATERS



  55. 55

    I cannot believe how Mean and Cruel some people are. No wonder there is so much hate in this world.



  56. 56

    what can't she do? LOL! How about keeping her legs closed, that'd be nice?



  57. 57

    ALL HAIL THE MADGE!!!!!!!! You know, for what she lacked as a movie star she just might pull off Madame Director far more successfully—running the show is more her forte—and surprise us all (NOT!).



  58. 58

    she may be good as a director, since she practically co-directs her videos and tours… but again movies are different, well you gotta give her for trying out something so hard!



  59. 59

    What can't she do
    1. Sell records
    Erm really because 300 million plus is pretty bloody good

    2. Have blockbuster movies
    Dick Tracy was a blocbuster, Evita was, A League of Their Own

    3. Her her songs played on the radio
    You mean in America where the radio is ageist and the music on the charts there is all sound a like RnB

    4. Crack the Billboard charts
    4 Mins did great in the States. However America is crap for music and she does HUGE all over the rest of the world

    5. Have a number one hit
    Shes had countless number 1s on the Billboards, the Dance Charts and all over the world, she still gets number 1s everywhere but the states

    6. Sing
    Shes far better since Evita but never said she was the best singer and does not try to be

    7. Act
    Shes had some bad moments but also some great ones, she won a Golden Globe award

    8. Look good…
    She looks great at 51 and always has, hence her been voted the sexiest woman in the world for many years

    9. Have a successful relationship with men
    Stupid



  60. 60

    Re: CraigH
    Ah, the whole America is ageist defense. Whatever! America doesn't play her music because she has released nothing but shit within the last ten years. However, she did get some airplay with "Hung Up," because it was a fairly decent song, and with "4 Minutes," because she played backup singer to Justin Timberlake, but don't say radio won't play her music because of her age. Call it out for it really is.
    PS. A Golden Globe? Really? For Best Actress in a Musical (which isn't the top dog award as the Best Actress in a Drama), and she probably won for not uttering a single word in the movie. Pia Zadora won a Golden Globe as well.

  61. @v@ says – reply to this


    61

    Re: CraigH – Time on your hands? Consider a career in statistics.



  62. 62

    Maddonna queen of the Gremlins!!!



  63. 63

    I Love ladyGaGa



  64. 64

    LONG LIVE THE QUEEN OF GREMLINS!!!



  65. 65

    She has an impressive cast for W.E. and i'm really looking foward to watching it not only cause it's Madonna directing but because i love movies about The Royals.