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Stay Back, Michael! Kate Gets Restraining Order!

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This all sounds so familiar! It's like they are going play-by-play with the MELtdown handbook!

Kate Major has had the court institute a "Temporary Order of Protection" against Michael Lohan, since he allegeldy kicked her in the face and threatened to kill her.

The Order states that Michael can't communicate with his former lover in any way, personally or through a third party, and also can't engage in "any acts or threats of physical violence." Michael has also been ordered to "immediately surrender all handguns, pistols, rifles, shotguns and other firearms owned or possessed" by him.

Oh, Mike. It's really had to decide whether you are a douche bag that is truly violent or a douche bag that is staging this whole thing for more attention. Both are just such plausible!

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13 comments to “Stay Back, Michael! Kate Gets Restraining Order!”



  1. 1

    Editing suggestions: "Both are just such plausible" - so plausible or possibilities



  2. 2

    This man is clearly a true joke..No wonder his daughter is a complete mess..I don't blame Lil Lindsay not wanting anything to do with this douche. Does he works..only in America where a douchebag can get paid..Only in America.



  3. 3

    How is it even remotely possible that a convicted felon that served 3 years in prison is even allowed to own any firearms?



  4. 4

    This is what Oksana should have done the first time Mel went nuclear on her. Call the cops and get a restraining order at the first sign of violence and don't wait around to take more.

  5. Jdcaf says – reply to this


    5

    You might want to think about using proper grammar!!! Idiot!!!



  6. 6

    Whatttttttt??? >;[



  7. 7

    Michael "the leech" Lohan is addicted to his own name in print. He thinks he is a star.



  8. 8

    What woman in their right mind would get involved with both Jon Gosslin and this douche bag????
    Geezz!



  9. 9

    So now he has two ex girlfriends and an ex wife with restraining orders against him, and 4 kids who despise him. I wish magazines and talk shows would quit interviewing him and giving him the attention he so desperately seeks. He's disgusting.



  10. 10

    Two peas in a fucking pod.



  11. 11

    perez please stop reporting on the vile piece of garbage that is michael lohan. he is just basking in all the attention this is giving him. he is a horrible person, no wonder his kids, ex-wife and ex-fiancees hate him and want nothing to do with him.

  12. @v@ says – reply to this


    12

    He's a great one to preach, isn't he? Do what I say, not what I do.

  13. @v@ says – reply to this


    13

    You know, if these two are found to be playing the justice system to promote a reality show, that's fraud.