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  1. 1

    so freaking gay…



  2. 2

    Aren't there enough videos of you on here for one day?? And what is up with the camera focusing on the ground more than you? Was that for every time you messed up? omg… epic fail.



  3. 3

    Um yeah



  4. 4

    scarry shit!

  5. BD says – reply to this


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    THis is AWSOME… lol work it out perez



  6. 6

    Perez I just love you. x



  7. 7

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    OH NO!!!

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    It's the Return Of Lon Cheney's Phantom of the Opera face mask!!!

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    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

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    Be afraid! Be very afraid!

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  8. 8

    Truly epic! Flo Ziegfeld would be proud…



  9. 9

    what. the. fuck.



  10. 10

    hahahahahaha lol



  11. 11

    MY EYES MY EYES! are you kidding me with this shit? how old are you 2 or 32? you're pathetic

  12. YUCK says – reply to this


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    btw, oy that hairline poor poor poor pig!



  13. 13

    lol perez ur almost as good as that cheerleader dude



  14. 14

    I think you look great, and the dancing and lip synching are hysterical. Also, your hair looks great. You should just "let" yourself be the good looking guy you are :-) although of course I do love the speedo over the tights. Classic perez.



  15. 15

    ROF LMAO!! You go girl!!



  16. 16

    Mario, does your mother see you acting this way? Have you ever gone to a psychiatrist or have your friends ever hired someone to SCARE YOU STRAIGHT?! You are a MAN. A MAN. Why woulnd't you be proud of that? That you're jumping around like a fool, acting like a person who has no pride for that he is–a MAN. A young man who could be having fun and be admired, but you have embraced this idiocy and have decided to act in a way that allow for EVERYBODY to make fun of you. STOP IT RIGHT THIS SECOND! Be a MAN! I mean it: BE A DAMN MAN AND BE PROUD OF IT!



  17. 17

    That is fuckin priceless! I love it when someone can just let themselves give in to the music…u go girl! Loves it! LMAO :o )



  18. 18

    Perez I love you!!! This is great you should have no regrets here. PLEASE ADOPT ME! haha



  19. 19

    …oh god. love the song.



  20. 20

    I LOVE IT!



  21. 21

    That was really good, Perez. (:



  22. 22

    I am embarrassed for you. That was just stupid. And annoying.



  23. 23

    THAT WASSSS HAWWWTTT!!! LOVE IT AND LOVE YOU PEREZZZZ!



  24. 24

    …and you comment on what people wear?? Hypocrite



  25. 25

    haha you are too funny. I am proud of you for doing what you want and not caring of what idiots think. Have fun in life, right?! Thanks for a good laugh :)



  26. 26

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    Mario, have you no shame?

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  27. 27

    …………………………….no words………………….cant see……………..ugh!

  28. 6one9 says – reply to this


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    Perez ““““““ If you dance like you have sex““` time to go get some dance lessons“ BB. As for the sex part ““` YOU on your own!!



  29. 29

    no~ i find your face to be more haunting, and that ridiculous O mouth.



  30. 30

    I thought Michael Jackson was dead….



  31. 31

    HOW much crack did you smoke?



  32. 32

    Tack, tacky, tacky.



  33. 33

    haha, I love it Perez! Amazeballs!



  34. 34

    I LOVE that you do not take yourself seriously and can have so much fun… even at your own expense. Love the lime green jockey shorts. Those are priceless!!! Love ya Perez!

  35. Scrib says – reply to this


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    The mental ward has a bed waiting just for you. It's a happy place and you'll be surrounded by people who care about you. Parents will once again feel comfortable letting their children outside to play after you're locked up.



  36. 36

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I'M FUCKING BLIND NOW,
    PIGVOMIT…YOU NEED A DAY JOB BADLY!!!!!!



  37. 37

    OK–you piss me off multiple times daily, but that was really funny. If you would just be a fun, goofy guy like this and stop hating on women all the time, I would like you a lot more and so would the rest of the world.



  38. 38

    That's not going to come back to haunt you. Who cares if you want to get crazy and dance around in your underwear. What is going to come back to haunt you is much worse: your conscience when you finally grow one and look back on all the innocent people you hurt and trashed.



  39. 39

    love it love it



  40. 40

    I LOVE you Perez. This video will Haunt you NOW but lol I'm glad you have a sense of humor. A lot of people are missing it these days!



  41. 41

    Perez why do you have soo many haters on here?? Like if yall don't like him why yall on his site??? Question of the day.. Perez do you!!! Cuz I no you ain't worried bout them haters!!!



  42. 42

    Just when I thought you couldn't get any more gay.



  43. 43

    TOTALLY NASTY. I say it again, how can someone that lives in CA be so pasty white? You are a mess. As a gay man, you disgust me!



  44. 44

    not quite sure i can ever get the image of glow in the dark manties out of my mind.



  45. 45

    Really!? You couldn't pick a better place to dance than an alley? You look like you just crawled out of a dumpster, after giving bj's to trannies all night. Get a grip tightie neons!



  46. 46

    HAHAHA, I loved this!! Even more when you took off down the Alley! HAAHHAHAHA! :D



  47. 47

    Don't do that in front of Teddy. It would scare the poo outta him!!!!

  48. Greyy says – reply to this


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    girl hush



  49. 49

    LOL! I gotta hand it to ya…..you are not afraid to cut loose for the world to see. Good for you!



  50. 50

    That was very entertaining!



  51. 51

    Perez, I absolutely LOVE you. You are a joy and make me smile when I'm sad and laugh when I'm stressed. Bless you and keep bringing the fun!! Love those dance moves and the faboosh outfit. :) Much love to you!!!!



  52. 52

    SECURITY!!!!



  53. 53

    I think I just threw up a whole lot in my mouth.



  54. 54

    I don't get the dumpster dive…is that a new move? I swear you are a 14-year old girl trapped in a grown man's body.



  55. 55

    That song sounds crazily like Vanity by XTina. Just saying. And your dancing is…theres not a word for it.



  56. 56

    im ….scared…and just simply disturbed



  57. 57

    Major LOls ?
    When me and my friends did this century's ago we would laugh our asses of and it showed on camara…
    I don't see you laughing, i don't see the camera person laughing, camera would be moving more then…
    Nah sorry Perez, this is just a open audition to be in the video clip…
    Not to be all negative, I'm a dancer and i must say you have some moves on you…
    I know you are losing weight and i know time at the gym can be a pain, ever thought about losing the weight dancing ?
    I can see you like to dance, so hit that dancefloor, and you will never have to worry about weight again, plus it is really fun, more then pretending to LOl your way trough this clip..



  58. 58

    He spent, probably, TWO WEEKS time with that cameraperson and on that dance. Rehearsing it ad nauseum under the delusional belief that he *actually* could dance. HE THOUGHT it was gonna be cool, but Mario, because DNA doesn't change even after a gastric bypass, you're still the biggest loser.

    Mario, Mario. Trust us. We know, that you KNOW, that half the people you post about are talentless twits. So don't get any more bright ideas about how you're going to be the next Lady Gaga. Yes, the folks with an IQ of 70 will think it's fantastic, and you would probably be successful. Hell, Kanye West made it. But please…keep it to this REALLY shitty, immature blog that makes you millions. We saw William Hung come and go already. We don't need another one in the dance department.



  59. 59

    That's it, I am done, so over this site. I have no idea who these people are that say they "love" you. What? Really?

    Well, you'll get one less hit cuz I am outta here.



  60. 60

    Oh Perez you make me giggle. I♥your green tennis ball colored undies, LOL. So neon! But I need you to get B. Scott on the dance moves next time OR just do a video together (He's Sassy to ya know). How's that?!



  61. 61

    Could you be any gayer?



  62. 62

    BARRRRRFFFFFFFFF



  63. 63

    Perez…embarrassed is the right word you picked. I am embarrassed for you..I'll never hear this song without thinking of you…and that is not a good thing~



  64. 64

    oh jeeze, where to begin. i know u think that was worth posting cuz its funny but it wasnt funny at all. i depise you but i'm actually kind of embarrassed for you too. oh, and ur melon is gigantic. u can diet and exercise all you want but unfortunately theres no way to reduce the size of ur head, not even surgery. sorry, buckethead.



  65. 65

    LOL YOU HATERS NEED THERAPY!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW UNHEALTHY YOUR HATRED IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM!!! YOU'RE PATHETICCCCC!!!!!!!!



  66. 66

    DEF a sassy girl!! Perez, I think you're DAMN funny!



  67. 67

    LOL hahahah that was hilar! Love the normal hair you have going on right now.



  68. 68

    bahaahaha!
    Oh Perez. I love you.
    I usually don't watch your personal video things you post, because, let's be honest, the fake TV announcer voice kind of grates.
    But this was beautiful. So awesomely queer.



  69. 69

    I love love love you for doing this! You know all your haters will bash you for this and you still did it anyway! I loooooove this video! AHAHAHAHA i hope you win this contest!



  70. 70

    yep i knew richard simmons was your choreographer

  71. YUCK says – reply to this


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    btw you know you have to report when people pay you to play theyre music on your website.



  72. 72

    I LOVE IT!!! fuck the haters! they can all go suck it! you keep working it sexy!! thats how we do it in the 305!!! :p



  73. 73

    Major LOLZ indeed!! Thx for posting this Perez, certainly made the dull afternoon interesting. Best thing I've seen on the sight for sure!! Keep em coming ; )



  74. 74

    omg haha thats so fucking hilarious



  75. 75

    Perez got moves



  76. 76

    Re: tenyearsgone – We don't need closedminded freaks like you anyways! CIAO!



  77. 77

    Perez…..omg….I FREAKING LOOOOOVE YOU!!! lol…YOU ARE TRULEY THE BESTEST. This put such a smile on my face - PEREZ ROCKS!!!! :)



  78. 78

    lol.. i love that your sooo crazy!! :)



  79. 79

    Screw all you haters!!!! Perez isnt shy and so awesome! Dont come on here and comment if you hate! Dont waste your OWN time if you have nothing good to say!!



  80. 80

    Re: camaguey – fuck you. in dont love perez (i dont hate him) but you need to fuck off. You probably think of schlong in your butt all the time.

  81. Cruz says – reply to this


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    LOL Perez you're crazy!



  82. 82

    Perez, we should be each other's bitches…! I love love LOVE it. ;*



  83. 83

    What a waste of skin. Jiggly piggy.



  84. 84

    Where's the damn garbage collector when you need him?



  85. 85

    Your inner drag queen is practically BEATING HER WAY out of you in this. Anyone who can have fun while poking fun at themselves is alright with me, even if they are a crazy goofball!



  86. 86

    Re: YUCK – have u looked at your pic azzhole? find someone uglier than u then critisize, alas write when u FINALLY FIND THEM.



  87. 87

    Lol, that was cool. Perez.



  88. 88

    I don't think there is one man, or Queen as you refer to yourself that can pull off wearing their undies on top of their work out shorts. Trust me on this, it isn't the right look for you.



  89. 89

    9/10
    you need someone with an garden hose, making you wet
    and some tearing your clothes from ya belly, LoL ~



  90. 90

    WTF!! I mean, WHAT THE FUCK!!! No wonder the gay community hates you! With you mule-face and those horse teeth, you looked like one of the prancing horses you see at a Rodeo halftime show, all you needed was a plume on your head. Hell, even you feet were dressed up in hooves. Seriously, Porky, you need to put the meth pipe down, those black circles around your eyes are starting to look scary.
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    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to say hi to your new aliases. You know, the first time posters that told you how great you are.



  91. 91

    IF U ALL HATE PEE PEE SO MUCH WHY DO U BOTHER LOOKING AT THE VIDEO, APPARENTLY SOMETHING IS MISSING IN YOUR LIFE THAT ONLY PEE PEE CAN FULFILL. HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU ALL "SERVICE" YOURSELVES THINKING OF PEE PEE? WHO WILL "SERVICE" THE MOST AFTER LOOKING AT THIS VIDEO. U ALL BETRAY YOUR TRUE FEELINGS WHEN U "TRY" AND MAKE PEE PEE BELIEVE YOU HATE HIM. THATS WHY U CANT STOP HIM BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU ALL DESIRE HIS RIDICULOUS BEHAVIOR. YOU MEN (TERM USED LIGHTLY) DO YOUR WIVES KNOW YOU ARE GAY?



  92. 92

    pretty funny! Especially when you skip and hop to the fence



  93. 93

    Re: Sire76

    Hey, Sire76/Perez, if you're first post just happens to tell yourself how great you are by dancing around like one of Jerry's kids, try not to overdo it, it's just way too obvious.



  94. 94

    1.) Only people with low self esteem feel the need to refer to themselves as "we". You are "I" not "we" !
    2.) I'm glad you find yourself to be amusing, cause you're the only on who does.
    3.) Stop over enunciating your words, it doesn't make you sound smarter. It actually makes you seem dumb, as if you have to FOCUS REALLY HARD ON EACH AND EVERY SINGLE WORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  95. 95

    Perez! That was so funny! I really needed a mood brightener, thanks! :D
    Get on with your Sassy Self! You go girl!



  96. 96

    super mega awesome, except the camera work sucked!



  97. 97

    Re: chenry003 – I wonder that, too. It's sad when losers dedicate their lives to hating on another person and are not paid for it. There's a difference between the PAID Perez inflating his ego by deflating another's, and YOU who are commmenting on your own time on this comment board. (Besides herpes…)



  98. 98

    Re: darkikonx
    Hey darkikonx/Perez, I don't think you're allowed to adopt yourself but if you can find a loophole in the law I'm sure your mother would be thrilled. Nice first post, how lucky you just stumbled upon this.



  99. 99

    You've got mooooves, Perez! Good for you! xx



  100. 100

    ??????????????
    ;(
    worst and worst everyday
    ?????????????

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