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LiLo Is Parched!

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A hard knock life for Lindsanity!

Officials from the Lynwood Correctional Facility explain that inmates can order supplies for the week from the commissary on Monday. Seeing as Lindsay was booked on a Tuesday, she missed her chance to order her goodies, including water.

And the girl is thiiiirsty!

The only water that is available to LiLo is the "water from that nasty sink in her cell."


Yesterday, she tried to ask some of the of jailers for some fresh water, but no one would oblige her. One person actually said to her, "Just drink the milk from the day before."

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66 comments to “LiLo Is Parched!”

  1. 1

    i've read this yesterday.
    why post it now?

  2. 2

    It's sad to Lindsay like this she is my favorite actress and I love her so much, I remember watching her on the parent Trap and being my favorite actress and still is she is so full of talent and needs to get back on track and she will and I love Lindsay, I love you PEREZ.

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  3. 3

    oh times is hard…

  4. 4

    Fuck her. How many times in the military did I drink from a muddy puddle or worse. Just drink the fucking milk you Casper the Ghost looking whore.

  5. 5

    Let the water run, then clean the sink.

  6. 6

    Thats just cruel, water is a necessity of life. The least they could do is only give her water then wait till monday so that she can order stuff.

  7. 7

    wish someone would shank this stupid spoiled whore

  8. 8

    Tap water won't kill her! Remember, prison is supposed to be a punishment!

  9. 9

    I'm sure the milk comment was a joke from a nother inmate who's tired of hearing her bitch and moan.

  10. 10

    They're depriving a human being of water? Um, human rights abuse much?

  11. 11

    Good grief, what's the big deal? Drink some tap water from the sink - What a spoiled brat! - it's not poison, for crissakes. And hey, if she does get sick, she can go to the infirmary and score some vicodin. She should consider it a plus. Wretched bitch.

  12. 12


  13. 13

    She is not being deprived of anything. There is fresh water straight from the faucet on her private sink. Did she think she was at the Ritz and they would serve her Evian?

  14. 14

    Maybe next time she'll think twice about taking two captive innocent civilians on a coked out, high speed death chase down a busy freeway. But probably not.

  15. 15

    who the eff drinks milk??

  16. 16

    I wonder if anyone saw Lindsay take her first dump behind bars?

  17. 17

    Another copy and paste and its old typical Mario…

  18. 18

    Water doesn't come from a "sink", it comes out of a "faucet" and the water that comes out of the "faucet" is the same water that is in the bottles she drinks. People really need to get over their bottled water fetish. All water comes from the planet Earth. Boo Hoo for her. She should just drink it and shut up. I have zero sympathy for her.

  19. 19

    Re: littleme87 – It's fucking jail dummy. Boohoo for her. The spoiled little brat can drink from the tap like everyone else. Life is sooooo hard for her, for the lousy 14 days or less she'll even be in there. Screw her.

  20. 20

    Why doesn't she take a nice, cool sip from the toilet? My cat loves it.

  21. 21


  22. 22

    I LOVE CJERS!!!!!!!!!!

  23. 23

    yeah right, this bitch is getting special treatment, we ALL know

  24. 24


  25. 25

    Boy Perez that sure must be the special treatment you speak of ! The comments most of you say are so Cruel , rude, harsh, false , and so uncalled for . Give Lindsay water better yet FREE LINDSAY ! Dont listen to the Haters Lindsay no normal person with a sane mind would say these things .

  26. 26


  27. 27

    Re: ba-buttons – RIGHT ON!

  28. 28

    stupid jailers no need to be sarcastic to her!! she was just asking !!. I cant see the wrong in that!! as long as she wasnt demanding it.

  29. 29

    I mean yeah she deserved to go to jail, but come on. No drinking water?

  30. 30

    Shibberzzzz!!!! NFW! LOL You are so cool!!!!

  31. 31

    every inmate has the same problem you drink from the sink or you buy water bottles. Jail is shitty. Hence you try to avoid it by being an upstanding citizen. Bitch needs a wake up call.

  32. 32

    Re: VaggieTales – LoL ! It will appear on some porn site (her first dump on a metal toilet), AND, it will have been Dina who leaked it ! She did give the prison guard wo took the video a cut of her take, tho' !

  33. 33

    Tap water is probably one of the healthier things she could be putting in her system, COMPARED to what she has been putting in it/snorting/sucking/, injecting, etc over the lat few years. Stupid, ugly WHORE ! !

  34. 34

    It is called JAIL for a reason, Bitch ! What was she expecting …Club Fed ? She is too stupid for accounting fraud !

  35. 35

    God forbid she should have to drink tap water…

  36. @v@ says – reply to this


    I'm no fan right now, but basic needs should be met, and fresh water is a basic need. Unknowing inmates who come after a Monday should be allowed to catch up on their supply order. If a hospital patient misses ordering their meals one morning, do they say too bad and not give them food or drink? Ridiculous.

  37. @v@ says – reply to this


    Not to mention that if she IS parched, her Rx meds will become concentrated in her system, and that might not be good at all.

  38. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Texas Mom – Maybe. I was in L.A. and the water that came out of the faucet at our hotel near Disneyland was BROWN. We wouldn't touch it.

  39. 39

    If I was in jail with her, I'd gladly do more time to "shank the skank". New jailhouse game. Staring LiLo.

  40. 40

    Maybe she'll learn something from this… like how to appreciate what she has.

  41. 41

    Re: @v@
    (In whiny midwestern accent): " I was in L.A. and the water that came out of the faucet at our hotel near Disneyland was BROWN. We wouldn't touch it." *whine whine whine* Then go back to your trailer park.

    Friggin' tourist.

  42. 42

    They're NOT saying she CANNOT have water, people, they're saying she simply can't have BOTTLED water. She needs to drink the TAP water like regular inmates do and just get over her-entitled-self!!

  43. 43

    Re: @v@ – If Lindsanity's water is brown, she needs to just let it run for a while. Brown water sometimes is rust in the pipes. Besides which, she ain't in a hotel, the freckled one is in JAIL for pete's sake. She's lucky to have water in her cell.

  44. 44

    whats funny is she prolly went down on sam ronsons snatch 300 times but she cant drink tap water…aww poor baby..

  45. 45

    Re: stayhighj


  46. 46

    What difference does it make to anyone if she prefers bottled water over tap water? If she's able to buy it, how does it affect your life? I'm sure this story is pretty false considering she's not that stupid to risk having another prisoner put something in her drink or even spit in it.

    I do hope she's drinking water though - I know adderall can dehydrate you but I doubt she's even taking it even if she's allowed to. I'd kill myself if I had nothing to do while on adderall.

  47. 47


  48. 48

    Re: ba-buttons – Thank you so much for your service! You are a great American. God bless you :)

  49. 49

    it's called jail!

  50. 50

    It SHOULD be uncomfortable in jail, that's what deterrents are all about! And what, no pruno?

  51. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: NYCsep – She's in jail in L.A., dipshit.

  52. 52

    Re: #Cejers – I know right!!

    and can everyone believe they let Alexis go! Crazy!

  53. 53

    Re: NeutralBitch

    I cannot believe that you asked the question of how lilo's choice of bottled versus tap water matters to anyone else. it matters to ALL OF US - haven't heard about the total and complete waste from plastic bottles. plastic doesn't go anywhere bone head. Her choice of buying and buying and buying frickin' plastic bottles matters to each person, our earth, our water, and our existence. Guess what - yours do you too, and everyone else on this f-ing planet. So neutral bitch - sticking by your namesake is a mi-stake.

  54. 54

    Re: @v@
    Are you retarded? You obviously didn't understand what I was telling you. My GOD! Get a clue! Like I said, go home and drink of your pristine trailer park faucet. does it make sense now, DIPSHIT?!

  55. 55

    Re: likethepear – She has water, it's just tap.

  56. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: NYCsep – You don't seem to be able to tell the difference between whining and self preservation. So YOU drink the brown water? Does the sep in your handle happen to stand for septicemia? I get your pissy, crappy insult, but it was stupidly bitchy and gratuitous, unnecessary, and laughably incorrect regarding location; but hey, as long as you feel anonymous power or something, go for it. Maybe it's the brown water you're drinking.

  57. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: NYCsep – Plus I was in L.A. on business.

  58. 58

    Ohhhh poor pooor Lindsay…who is only going to do a fraction of her times when the rest of the world (except for Paris, Nicole, khardash, and a few others) would wind up doing most of their sentence.
    No pity for you skank.
    Oh…by the way…she's writing songs in prison to mirror her hard convict life ? Give me an F'ing break.
    Has anyone actually heard her sing ? She is a horrible actress and should be jailed for that alone…yet this wastoid still makes money, and parties while showing off her nasty red hooch & fake tits.

  59. 59

    perez drinks man milk

  60. 60

    wow , she looks like shes about 40…..startin to get all raspy just like her mom

  61. 61

    Re: @v@

    WOW - you used big words!!! I'm really freaking out now. You still sound like a moron. Every word you speak just digs you further down. And GOD you're boring. Thanks for visiting LA, trailer chick, and thanks for going home. don't let the door… oh, well, you know the rest. Tell Mickey I say hi on your next "business trip". hahaha! Loser

  62. 62

    Re: @v@

    Ok. keep trying to justify yourself. and?….

  63. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: NYCsep – As Oscar Wilde might say to you, 'You have no enemies. You're just intensely disliked by all of your friends.'

  64. 64

    Adderall does make you thirsty.

  65. 65

    Re: NYCsep – hey asshole, last time I checked, it's the year 2010 and plastic bottles are recycled. especially in government facilities such as a prisons where it's easier to isolate the products, ESPECIALLY in the state of California which is very eco-friendly.

    do us all a favor and don't speak again. don't even bother replying, this conversation is over, you're dead to me, so you can go shave your back now, bye.

  66. 66

    Tap water is fine (I drink it) but it's fucking JAIL tap water. That shit is nasty.