Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
That seems wise. The girl is completely unstable.
Following reports that she has a number of scratches on her arm, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been put on 24-hour surveillance by authorities.
Doctors warned the staff at the prison to be wary of signs of self-harming and upon seeing the marks on her arm, they confiscated all her prison-issued toiletries. As a source explains:
"They are not taking any chances whatsoever as she's quite vulnerable They are not sure if the marks are fresh or from her time spent at the center before but they certainly look suspicious."
Maybe her skin is just really irritated from the stifling air of prison and without any lotion, she is just scratching like crazy.
Or maybe she is just crazy.
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