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New Statement Released On Behalf Of Douchebag Michael Lohan

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This better be good!

After allegations that he attacked his fiancee, Kate Major, AND has been charged with harrassment, Michael Lohan's attorney has released the following statement.

Lisa Bloom said:

It was widely and incorrectly reported today that Michael Lohan was charged with a crime. Though Michael Lohan has not yet been served with any summons, I have reviewed the second degree harassment offense charge that has been filed and made public. Second degree harassment, if proved, is a violation, not a crime. It is not even a misdemeanor. Most often, second degree harassment violations are resolved by the payment of a fine of up to $250. Second degree harassment is the lowest level charge that can be brought in connection with an alleged domestic violence incident, when there are no substantial physical injuries alleged, which is the case here.

Michael Lohan continues to maintain that he is 100% innocent.

Riiiiiiight. We hope Michael and Lindsay both their time in the slammer.

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18 comments to “New Statement Released On Behalf Of Douchebag Michael Lohan”

  1. 1

    he's just doing crap to get into jail like his daughter and get some more attention. hope he gets it

  2. 2

    Once a douche bag always a douche bag.

    Kate M deserves this actually. ( not the beating part ) but EVERYONE in the WORLD knows what a huge dick this tool is. Every chick he was been with ends up HIT BEATEN TAPED or whatever else. Why should she have been any different. Its KARMA.. She is a mess too.

  3. 3

    so mario - will you be posting your own mugshot?? do you think you need to be in jail for posting a child's crotch?? you're so disgusting and vile it's sickening……i'd take any hohan over you any day……

  4. 4

    This asshole really needs to GO THE FUCK FAR, FAR AWAYYYYY!!!!!!! He is INSANE and needs help…..more than his daughter does!!!!

  5. 5

    oh, so he hit her, but not enough to cause substantial physical injury.
    Well, then, that's ok, as long as he pays $250.
    God bless America.

  6. 6

    What the fuck is wrong with this douchebag? Can't there be one day without him in the media one way or the other?

  7. 7

    Geeze no wonder Lindsey is the way she is! With a father and a mother like she has, there was no way that she wouldn't have turned out this way! So Sad!

  8. 8

    So hitting a woman is only a "violation" as long as you don't cause a "substantial" injury like broken bones or internal bleeding. Great, got it.

  9. 9


  10. 10

    Why do you keep putting this nobody on here??

  11. 11

    OK - he is soo full of Crap. He is such a Sober anti-drinking anti-drug SAINT, why is he dating a woman who he claims was smashed on alcohol????? Real Sober people DO NOT get engaged to people who have a drinking problem.

  12. 12

    Drop that loser, Lisa!

  13. 13

    "Riiiiiiight. We hope Michael and Lindsay both their time in the slammer."

    Huh? What does that mean? Really… please edit your posts better. You have soooo many typos that it makes you (or whoever you have posting for you) look ignorant.

  14. 14

    LISA BLOOM and her mom, GLORIA ALLRED are media whores and hack lawyers.

    I have 0 (zero) respect for them. So whoever they choose for a client is the loser, because most people attribute their representation with GUILT.

    and by the by LISA, I don't care what you call his charges…..the guy touched his ex violently. doesn't matter how much or how little….he is a criminal and a douche and should be put in a prison, not jail, and they should throw away the key. he is insane.
    He use to beat Dina, and he did it in Lindsays presence. So GOOD FOR YOU representing a mysogynist and narcissistic manipulative and conniving psychopath!

    Don't ever be alone in a room with him when you tell him something he doesn't want to hear.

  15. @v@ says – reply to this


    So is Bloom doing a Whoopi here saying it's not 'harassment' harassment?

  16. 16

    funny how this all comes out with his daughter goes to jail, I would say this is an act to take focus off his daughter, however… that is the front for this mother fucker to further gain personally..

    btw.. this is what meth does to you kids

  17. 17

    looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with an ice pik

  18. 18

    What is on that ugly and despicable mans forehead is it a bunch of big zits? He looks like he has been through a trash compacter or something and spit out !!! EEEKS