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Vintage Situation!

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Talk about awkward family photos! This one takes the juiced up, orange cake!

Check out this HIGHlariously vintage family portrait featuring the Jersey Shore's resident douche-machine, The Situation (featured in the middle, in case he and his brothers look too similar to you)!

Nice part down the middle, bb! And obviously, you look an absolute VISION in that turtle neck!

We LOVE it! LOLs!

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85 comments to “Vintage Situation!”

  1. 1

    LADY GAGA IS A DEVIL WORSHIPPER!!! Go on youtube.com and search it up!!!

    I like "The Situation"

  2. 2

    I think he's the one on the right.

  3. 3

    He looks better then than he does now!! His looks actually went backwards. He looks less retarded wearing a turtle neck then his current douchy trashness.

  4. 4

    Got Damn he's UGLY!

  5. 5

    i love this

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  7. 7

    ewwwwwwwwwww this is one fugly situation

  8. 8

    He looks like a nice, normal guy in the pic. Compared to now, an egotistical gay douchbag.

  9. 9

    at least he looked better than now, turtle neck and part down the middle or not. lol not that he looked "good", but not that bad…

  10. 10

    I love this photo! They are a good looking family.

  11. 11

    @mushu baby. are you on crack??

  12. 12

    haha he still looks fugly

  13. 13

    LOL he looks like a total tool. nothing has changed.

  14. 14

    BAHAHAHA! the guy on the right looks WAY more like he looks now… hilarious. what a creepy looking family, they ALL LOOK THE SAME! EW!!!!!!!!

  15. 15

    I don't even like the show but hey - looks like a nice family portrait from the past.

  16. 16

    WTF?!? ho hum I saw this like 2 days ago

  17. 17

    Oh Damn! This is some LOLs!

  18. 18

    That is one fuckin' ugly family!

  19. 19


  20. Jen83 says – reply to this


    that's a dumb ass thing to say.. ofc his brothers SHOULD look familar… *rolls eyes*… or are you used to brother from another mother type thing?…. derrrrrr

  21. 21

    where is vintage snooks?

  22. 22

    Re: one_love – Middle, actually.

    And yeah, this has been around awhile and on other blogger's sites for a few days now. Get on the ball, P.

  23. 23

    I didn't realize he was related to Pauly Shore (see guy in blue turtle neck).

  24. 24

    all you girls saying he's ugly would fuck him in heartbeat if u saw him at a club

  25. 25

    hes in the middle i think.. and dude gay or what?

  26. 26

    HOLY SHIT. They all look identical.. o_o

  27. 27

    I dunno. I'd fuck him……with the turtleneck ON!. XD

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  29. 29

    Is this the "FOREHEAD" family? :) haha

  30. 30

    he is the hottest one ini the family minus the girl hahahah

  31. 31

    Lol. You totally ripped this off another site. I still find the picture amusing.

  32. ozmed says – reply to this


    At first I thought someone photoshopped his face on memebers of an actual family photo. They all have the same face even his sister. Kind of creepy.

  33. 33

    Why do you slap your PerezHilton.com logo on every picture, especially when this photo was already uploaded on numerous websites earlier today?

  34. 34

    The guy in the gray has serious man boobs

  35. 35

    So-so face. HOT, HOT BODY. Yeah, I'd suck his d*ck.

  36. 36

    HA HA!

    Dorks Inc.

  37. 37


  38. 38

    That's a whole lotta ugly. Shituation and family should have put the turtle necks over their faces.

  39. 39

    they all kinda look the same.

  40. 40

    hahahah sooo funny. It's so cheesy. I still love the situation and I think I dated him (ok someone like him at 20) . He is just a big old baby. super insecure, but still really smart and sweet but has great abs to mask it all : )

  41. 41

    dude looks like elmer fudd what a dork

  42. 42

    Re: Joshua Headley – He put his logo on it because he paid for the right to use it, lover.

    I can't believe he made it through that pic not only with his shirt pulled down, but with his entire body hidden behind his sister. The man-tittied one should have been behind her.

  43. 43

    Re: Mushu Baby – I'm the devil and I assure you that Gaga is not worshiping me. FYI: According to various youtube videos, Beyonce, Rihanna, Floptina, and more are devil worshipers as well. Don't believe everything you see on youtube, except for videos of bigfoot, aliens and floptina.

  44. 44

    The situation's hair looks a lot better in this picture. As for the turtle necks. There must have been a sale somewhere in Jersey that mom couldn't resist.

  45. 45

    his two brothers, especially the left one look rather…well..gay!

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  48. 48

    I have no idea what bb means but it sounds mega gay and fruity.

  49. 49

    I out of 3 of those dudes is gaygaygay. My bet is on baby blue.

  50. mw says – reply to this


    that's douchetastic!

  51. 51

    they all look like they are the same person

  52. 52

    His poor little sister. She has a face that only a mother could love…

  53. 53

    i don't see the big deal - jenny and paulie's pictures were worse IMO……….

  54. 54

    Is it just me, or are there a lot of moobs in this photo?! Yikes.

  55. 55

    This is a nice family picture. YOur comments are off on this one and you sound like a bully making fun of someone's family to me. I have no idea what the orange cake comment is about.

  56. 56

    Lol. I thought he was the one in the grey at first glance. He looks like his older brother now. They boys look like a guido Wiggles. The one in the blue looks like he's ready to bust out a tune.

  57. 57


    Yeah, Mario…


    …put up a few photos of your family with you in them and let's see how you all compare.


  58. 58

    snooki's smoo stinks

  59. 59

    LMAO @ the tight shirts!

  60. 60

    EWW the turtlenecks are hideous!

  61. 61

    4 grenades!

  62. 62

    Once again making a mountain out of a molehill, Mario. It looks like a normal family picture to me. Post up some of your old family pictures taken during your raft trip from Cuba and then we'll see who has the family pics worth laughing at. Douche.

  63. 63

    Wow-his brother has moobs and extra vertebrae in that giraffe neck

  64. 64

    AS one person siad on this post…show a pic of your family Perez when you were younger and lets see how you fare! At times you come across as one elitist bitch and it isnt a compliment. The photo is not bad and they all look good. Ragging on the young girls hair is a new low. She was a kid Perez, not a Hollywood glamazon. Yes, you make your money by ripping people but perhaps you could infuse a bit more ethical commentary into your site to at least try to give it relevance.

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  66. 66

    lol i thought he was the one on the left lmao

  67. 67

    He's the best looking of the bunch and that's not saying much. Also, have you noticed their freakishly long giraffe necks???? Wierd!!!!

  68. 68

    W0W!! LMA0.

  69. 69

    Re: trinigirl123 – LOL@guido Wiggles! That is funny!

  70. 70

    He looks better then than now what happend? see kids drugs kills looks too.

  71. 71

    who's that in the right? frankstein???

  72. 72

    itd be funny if he wanted to take his shirt off. And i think he looks better here

  73. 73

    Talk about some Muthafucken strong ass genes!!!! Daaaamn! This Pic is F'n Embarrassing!!!! LMBO!!!! They look like Quadruplets and shit.

  74. 74

    I think his brother in the gray turtle neck is better looking!! lol

  75. 75

    I thought he was the one in the right, until you said he was in the middle, they all look alike.

  76. 76

    They all look the same!!!

  77. 77

    i thought the one on the right and middle was him! ew they all look the same.

  78. 78

    Has anyone ever pointed out that he looks a lot like Pauly Shore? After Pauly shore got nailed in the face

  79. 79

    LMFAO! The entire family is a load of grenade launchers, HAHAH!

  80. 80

    Seriously, he looks sooo much like Squidward !!!

  81. 81

    Those motherfuckers got the GAYFACE bad !!!!!!!!!!! ahhhahhhhahhhahahahahh
    Douchebags !!!!!!!!

  82. 82

    is the gay guy in the blue turtle neck his father?

  83. 83

    He looks very handsome in this older picture. Oh, and Mario, it's understandable that you're jealous of his hair since you're balding and everything…

  84. 84

    he looks way better with the wig on……. seriously now… ppl turtle necks are so damn ugly… do not buy this… i know every now and then a friend( foe) or that old aunty or granny ( nice family trick) will give you this thing…YOU JUST FAKE A SMILE, SHOW SOME HAPPINNES AND THROW IT AWAY…. this is something no one looks good with….

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