Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
No, that's not a bruise on Lindsay Lohan's arm.
It's actually an unfinished tattooed outline of a little girl with her eyes closed.
The tattoo is inspired by the artwork of Mark Ryden, whose art she currently has displayed on her Twitter background.
Sources say that Lindsay went to the Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor in Hollywood just a couple weeks before reporting to jail and chose this particular image because "she liked the innocence of the girl."
Are you trying to tell us something, Linds??
[Image via WENN.]