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Is Hulk Genuinely Happy Linda Is Marrying A Toddler?

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On the surface, it seems like the answer is yes.

Yesterday, it was announced that Hulk Hogan's ex-wife, Linda Hogan, is planning to marry her 21-year old chew-toy, Charlie Hill.

When the nausea finally subsided, we became most eager to learn what The Hulk had to say about the engagement.

He completely let us down!

Instead of screaming and hollering and ripping off his yellow, spandex onesie, Hulk did something we didn't expect - he made a civil statement.

Hulk Hogan told the press:

“I’m ecstatic for her, I’m very happy for them. I think they’re perfect for each other. I wish them the best."

Ugh! A waste of a perfectly good jab! She practically gave you the open shot!

Let's hope when Brooke finally speaks, she mans up and lets her mother have it!

Someone has to tell her that this is EWWWW!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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44 comments to “Is Hulk Genuinely Happy Linda Is Marrying A Toddler?”

  1. 1

    His comment speaks volumes!

  2. 2

    If spousal support (Linda's alimony) is cut off by her remarriage, no wonder Hulk is eggstatic! It's time for Linda to get a job and use her own money to keep her boytoy.

  3. 3

    Now he won't have to pay her any alimony right? Of course he's thrilled.

  4. 4

    No more money to Linda!

  5. 5

    Ummmm, I suspect he was being sarcastic! How could an old woman be "perfect" for a little boy?

  6. 6

    That is a good jab! "I think they're perfect for each other!" hahaha it's true

  7. 7

    Its great for his pocketbook.

  8. 8

    I think he was making a jab. The fact she is perfect for a 21 year old, says a lot. LOLs

  9. 9

    Considering the over-the-top ways that Linda has negatively portrayed Hulk to the media, in the wake of their divorce, he appears to have made a wise decision in taking the high road with his latest comment. Bet, though, that his words were absolutely dripping with sarcasm, to which he is certainly entitled.

  10. 10

    I wish the courts could make her give the house back. Her and the boy toy do not deserve to live there.

  11. 11

    what's the matter with you? "they deserve each other." i think that was a little backhanded. and their age difference is gross? at least he's a fucking legal adult! someone needs to tell YOU ewww for lusting after underage straight guys and drawing hearts on their cocks! you fucking pig!

  12. 12

    Does this mean he dosn't have to pay alimony?

  13. Rocks says – reply to this


    Who knew that Hulk was the one with the class!

  14. Rocks says – reply to this


    Who knew that Hulk was the one with class.

  15. 15

    ecstatic? that seems like kind of an odd way of putting it

  16. 16

    He is smart enough to know that if Linda marries the teenager then the teenager will probably waste or take all of Linda's money. This is what is putting a smile on his face. Plus, he knows that these types of relationship (30 year age difference) just won't last. When Linda is have her hip replacement in 5-10 yrs years, he will already be married to someone else and have a ton of children.

  17. 17

    OF COURSE he is happy.. He NO LONGER has to pay this pig alimony. Hell yea Hulk you should be dancing in the fucking streets. Let the child who has NO JOB NO TALENT NO EDUCATION take care of this grandmother.. I mean new wife.

  18. 18

    Linda, you need some more blush on your cheeks.

  19. 19

    Of course Hulk is happy! No more alimony and he can watch Linda being used like He was being used by her. I wouldn't be surprised if Hulk gave her away at the wedding, now that would be classy!

  20. 20

    Engagement? Yeah a 10 year Engagement so Charlie's pubs grow in
    and after Linda's ALIMONY runs out
    All about the MONEY and Linda ain't gonna RUIN a good thing
    Sorry Hulk it's just a long, long long Engagement or until
    Your MONEY well runs dry
    She's just teasing you Hulk
    Linda LOVES the color of your money Hulk

  21. 21

    "21 y/o chew toy". That description made my day.

  22. 22

    Why don't they all buy and move into a trashy trailer park, as they seem to belong in one. There is no class anywhere in this family. How can one family be so messed up. BTW, Hulk Hogan is starting look strange or I should say stranger. He needs to throw the wig and bandana scarf away already! We know he is bald and he would look somewhat more normal as a bald man and not with that skaggy blond wig which you can't see in the photo.

  23. 23

    I hope Linda and Vince Neil will be very happy, I love Motley Crue!

  24. 24

    Why is is gross for Linda Hogan, but okay for Susan Sarandon?

  25. 25

    Perez, for somebody who uses sarcasm as often as you do, I would think you would be able to realize when somebody else is using it.

  26. 26

    I think it's awesome that she's marrying a 21 year old. High five Linda!!

  27. 27

    Duh! No more spousal support! I'd be excited too! HELLO! Perez, you're not really THAT dumb are you?

  28. 28

    The Hulkster is way too subtle for you Perez. His statement is pregnant with double intendre. `I think they’re perfect for each other.' is both accusation and condemnation. Think about it. She is OLD enough to be his MOTHER. He is marrying someone OLD enough to be his MOTHER. Get it? He means they deserve each other. Who says HH is all brawns and no brains. This is a win-win situation for him. He's rid of the silly woman and doesn't have to pay any more alimony. Happy days for Hulk Hogan! Hurrah!

  29. 29

    He is OBVIOUSLY joking.. can't you see that in his comments? I am ecstatic for her, they are PERfect for eachother?? hahahah sounds like a backhanded compliment

  30. 30

    Does this mean the Child Supports Linda's Skanky A$$?
    Bhahahaha!! Hopefully the Hulksters lawyers put a remarriage clause in the support contract.
    What does the little tyke do for a living?

  31. 31

    Doesn't anyone notice? This young 21 old that Linda plans to marry is a young HULK look a like when HULK was 21. She traded in the old HULK for a young one.

  32. 32

    Of course he is happy, if she remarries he won't have to pay her any more alimony! DUH!

  33. 33

    I sense alot of underlying sarcasm in that comment. There is no need for him to go nuts..he can throw a jab at them with words only. 'The're perfect for each other'…c'mon, you know what he means by that!

  34. 34


  35. 35

    Perez, seriously? You are so judgemental. Agism, sexism, homophobism = you are a big fat hypocrite. You should be happy for Linda that she is with a hot strapping lassie after what she experienced with the Hulk. Now I do think that it's silly for anyone with different monitary backgrounds to get married without a BIG FAT PRENUP but let the kids be happy. Someday Perez you'll be old and you will only dream of being with someone as hot as Charlie STZZZZZ!!!!!! You go Linda!!!! (Also it's okay for the Hulk to be engaged to someone younger than him right LOL!?)

  36. 36

    when he says he thinks they're perfect for each other…i think that kinda is a job…considering they both remind ppl of old dirty douche water..AHAHAHA…linda is so f'ing pathetic and i think its really sad that she is actually trying so hard to be young and hip that she is dating and marrying someone that her kids went to school with…if i were brooke and nick i would be pissed and ashamed of her ass…its just sad that hulk worked so hard putting his body thru torture just to have his wife take most of his money in divorce then her start seeing a kid and blow it all on bullshit…lets just hope she isnt completely f'ing insane and gets a prenup…otherwise i see her ass high and dry very shortly…

  37. 37

    Re: Whoaaa – Firefighter right? Did he ever find a job?

  38. 38

    Yeah, well you took the comment at face value. Duh!

  39. 39

    did anyone else notice she looks like Hatchet Face from Crybaby

  40. 40

    Hulk definitely didn't let anyone down. He made a respectable jab. He's not 21, he doesn't NEED to cause a scene.

  41. 41

    Pft, the guy's only dating her for her money and publicity..
    (I know I would)

  42. 42

    looks like she got her makeup done at BARNUM AND BAILEY !!

  43. 43

    Re: GiGi31 – Are you re*tart*ed?

    There's a 14 year age difference between Sarandon and Tim Robbins; they were both adults (Robins was 30 to Sarandon's 44) and established in their careers when they got together; they had a deep and abiding relationship and grown up interests in common even before they expanded their ties with kids; Linda and her boytoy are just fame-whoring, Hulk's-money-spending, spiteful trash.

  44. 44

    Why is this ewwww? Age is just a number and love is where you find it. Enjoy and appreciate it!