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Rihanna To Make Acting Debut In Board Game Pic

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In 2012, Rihanna will sink millions of moviegoers' battleships with her role in the aptly named film adaptation of the immortal board game, Battleship.

Unlike the board game, which involved battleships fighting other battleships, the film will center around an alien invasion. Assisting Rihanna with her task of saving the world will be True Blood star Alexander Skarsgård, and actor Taylor Kitsch.

We take comfort in the knowledge that Rihanna is out there protecting us from aliens. As soon as the hostile visitors hear her voice, no battleships will be necessary, because the aliens will be too busy negotiating a contract to collaborate with her.

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17 comments to “Rihanna To Make Acting Debut In Board Game Pic”



  1. 1

    W00T W00T!! Love me some Rihanna!



  2. 2

    Poor tank barrel, now it'll have to be scrubed and bleached to get rid of the 'stank'!



  3. 3

    Buh…sounds juvenile and contrived!

    Someone's last name is Kitsch? And I guess that's just the type of movies he's making!



  4. 4

    *shakes head* this has ship wreck written all over it.



  5. 5

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    unless this is a porno it will fail miserably. bitch can't sing and comes across half-retarded in interviews, her "acting" will be just as shitty - no one wants to see her shake that geometrically expanding ass-thigh combination on screen
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  6. 6

    this film sounds immensely stupid but i suppose well see



  7. 7

    That sound you hear is RiRi scraping the bottom of the desparate barrel.



  8. 8

    that last line is the dumbest thing i've heard all day………



  9. 9

    ……….because the aliens will be too busy covering their ears and screaming out in agony.



  10. 10

    Rihanna is the new JLo.
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  11. 11

    Acting debut? Wasn't she in some crappy straight-to-DVD film, Bring It On 2 (or 3) even though she played herself I think.



  12. 12

    UGHHHH!!! NNNOOOOO!!!! I hate her.



  13. 13

    why is this skanky bitch still out there raping our eyes and ears??? when the fuck is she gonna wipe her ass and go back to her den somewhere on the island???



  14. 14

    YAY! good for her. congrats Rihanna. I for one can't wait to see her sexy ass in a movie. so she'll be working on a new album and a movie next year? busy girl…I wonder how many Rihanna haters screaming "her career is over" will kill themselves now? fist brown can't get a visa to save his sorry ass "tour" and Rihanna keeps getting contract after contract…didn't she just renew her covergirl contract too? muwahahahahaha…LOL.



  15. 15

    lol thanks for warning me about this flop



  16. 16

    Cher already did this.



  17. 17

    This isn't her acting debut…she was in one of those dance movies…I think one of the Step it up movies….