An Open Letter To Taylor Momsen
Our very first installment of….
Life-Coaching With Perez!!!!
in this installment: An Open Letter To Taylor Momsen
It majorly brings LOLs!
Check it out (above).
A Worthwhile CauseAmanda Bynes Was Involved In ANOTHER Hit-And-Run!
Can someone take this girl's license away, please?
Amanda Bynes will finally be appearing court on June 6th for her April 6th DUI arrest, but apparently, she's may have to return very soon after that, because the actress was involved in ANOTHER hit-and-run only a few short days AFTER the first!
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I agree….the truth has finally been revealed
how long until Perez gets arrested for harassing a minor?
Awweh your so nice to help her Perez! Maybe she will listen and you will have been the one to save her with your wonderful life coaching.
There is something perverted about a man, straight or gay, talking about a 16/17 year old girl's tampons and dildos. Perez should only go after adults IMO.
A LITTLE HARSHHH PEREZ!!!..
LMAO I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said, and hello sweet little Taylor Momsen…you were so sweet in the early days of GG…go back there!!!!!!! well…not sooo sweet you give us all a tooth ache, but yeah, stripper heels and dildos are so not choice for a 17yr old sweetie! Love ya P xx
perez, i think you have outdone yourself. well done. although she will most likely write you off, she could indeed benefit from your advice.
You're a goose!
love it. love love love it.
Perez I think a person actually has all the questions figured out not all the answers figured out. The answers are the thing, the questions are what's to figure out.
Perez, this is to die for!
Keep it up, that little raccoon needs someone to tell her to close her legs and easy on the eyeliner.
This girl is just upsetting. Someone has daddy and mommy issues.
well said.
agreed
saying "ew ew ew" and "no no no" with a picture of a dildo wiggling around her crotch (obscene since she's only 17.), isn't funny. It's stupid and perverted.
Perez, you need to learn a little something about unsolicited advice. its obnoxious and you really should knock it off. if she didnt ask for your help, then butt out. not everyone needs to behave a certain way. she's talented and makes great music. THATS what mattes. who gives a fuck if she was wearing stripper heels? she was performing on stage. thats the beauty of being a performer, you get to play dress up. and she said she had a "vibrator" and thats VERY different than a dildo. and the fact that you put that shit in your "open letter" just shows us your level of maturity…or lack thereof. grow up and fuck off. let the girl do her thing and stop being such an insecure whiny little bitch already. Perez, you are in serious need of therapy. Doctors can teach you how to be secure with yourself so you dont have to rag on other people all the time. then you wouldnt have to resort to making money off of other people who actually have talent, and REAL careers in the entertainment industry. your jealousy is apparent every time you open your mouth.
You?! Giving Life Coaching?!?! This is the funniest thing i've heard in weeks!!! You are the last person I'd go to for life coaching! Believe it or not I'd go to Dina lohan before you! I'm not drunk anymore though, this sobered me right up! (i hope everyone had as good a day as i did)
she looks amazing!! perez you dont get fashion!!
This is hilarious. Needs to be a done with a lot of different celebs. It's a shame that they make money doing something fun rather than have a regular job like the rest of us… but they have horrible life choices. Some don't deserve the money they have, its unfair for everyone else.
Ew ew ew no no no
She just tries so hard to be 'badass'
I want to see you get beat up by the Black Eyed Beas again.
omg wtf Mario you are really a fucking douchbag you're just jealous that she has a real talent which you will never have in your entire life. She's the big rockstar in this moment and she's gonna be a classic for years to come weither you like it or not. your just crying out like a fucking douchbag baby that you are what's your problem. your an asshole. fuck you.
you always have good advices perez, but why they never listen??? too bad lindsay never listened now she is in jail
why are you such an angry person????
HERE'S THE DEAL FAT BOY. SOONER OR LATER A SNIPER WILL FIND OUT WHERE THAT FUCKING PORCH IS AND SHOOT UR FAT HEAD TO BITS (NOT THAT THERE WAS ANY TO BEGIN WITH, SMH.)
Perez, rocks, so true
Re: gossipking – No one gives a fuck about ure wanabe modeling
She's just not the real deal. She's not from the wrong side of the tracks, she's not a loner who became awesome at guitar, she didn't starve or claw her way to the top or ever have to pay her dues, She's just another spoiled pretty Hollywood actress trying to cover that part up and be something she's not.
sooooo you are picking on little girls because you cant pick on the bigger fished congrats in dick 101 perez
Good night
It doesn't matter how much you get on my nerves, you are pretty cute.
I think you need to accept that you are not and never will be a comedian. This video did not "majorly bring LOLS". I wouldn't quit the day job if I were you.
lmao "stop trying so hard to be a whore!"
some parts were funny but perez, please hire someone with a good sense of humour and some experience to edit your videos.
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!! Perez, you're the best! I know you wanted to say more but since she's a "child"…hahaha…you had to make it clean. If she still acts like this when she's 18, curse her out in the next video!!!! Thanks!
xoxo =D
what about lady gaga??? perez praises everything that woman does yet she dresses and speaks WAY more sexually than taylor momsen. I smell hypocrisy. and if it's because gaga is older, than that makes it worse, you can't condone individualism and uniqueness as long as they are the 'proper' age.
Perez Hilton, you are an idiot! so why don't you give this same advice to Lady CaCa? Eww Eww Eww you sure is a dumb fuck…
youre a disgusting fat fuck, she has talent unlike you, youre just a pathetic loser who sits behind a computer and draws semen stains and dicks on minors. When you get arrested for pedophelia ill be the first one to rejoice. Heh imagine what they will do to people like you in prison…Ill toast to that
Perez““““` Great JOB!!! Maybe you can start giving “` real “` advice to a lot of ppl!! If you need help ““` E`me !!
Um, you look crazy Perez.
Taylors music is surprisingly really good. Who cares what she looks like, she's rockin it out.
dude… you attack her for being over the top, while you edit shaking dildos into the video??? you 2 are doing the same thing… you both push the limit to get attention!
except, you are way passed the age of rebellion. grow up dude. seriously
this is my first and probably last time posting on this site so i guess i'll just let it all out. i just finished my Phd in psyc. and seriously man, i see most of what you say on this blog is a way of getting back at all the kids who used to pick on you when you were younger. You are mad, just like the rest of us, that you we're born looking unlike brad pitt, that you were born gay, that you we're born quirky, that you are balding (so am i!) (like jude law, who it happens to make look even better)… dude, we're all there… but you have to stop focusing on what upsets you about yourself.
i know (if you even read your comments, which id be willing to bet you dont) this probably wont ever be seen. by this time, you already think you're a celebrity. but if by chance you do see this man, wake the fuck up!!!
you're well known enough now to use your power for good! FOCUS ON THE MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez. i love you. omg. ahahhahahha.
I am a big supporter of all things Perez, but this is stupid, sorry! Ew Ew Ew No No No…is just dumb!
I can't stand this shit.
At least she's better than you, Perez.
She has a hit show and a band, which indicate that she has talent.
Meanwhile, what do you got, Perez?
A couple of big nose holes and a fugly face?
Ew ew ew!
No no no!
OH MY FUCK PEREZ. I KNOW CHARLIE ST.CLOUD IS COMING OUT ON FRIDAY
i just wanna say i love you! Taylor Momsen does need to get her life together and learn how to do her makeup and maybe not be so wierd.. but i do have to say i loove her songs.
Although very true regarding Taylor Momsen, gaga pulls exactly the same shit but its ok? who wants to see her crotch? who needs her attitude? you can't have a separate rule just for that tranny mess.
hilarious perez! and so true!
Seriously I hate Perez more than her (the only reason I dont HATE her is because she is after all a teenager and we all did horrifically embarrassing things in those years) and would normally think something like this was mean. But considering she CLEARLY cares A LOT what people think about her (ive NEVER seen someone try harder to be a rocker. it's almost sad) maybe this will get through to her. She's a super talented actress.. and her music is actually great. It's SUCH a shame she has to be such a huge tool. I'd really like her if she wasnt. WE GET YOURE A TEENAGER AND DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING BUT LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO ARE OLDER: YOUR MAKEUP LOOKS RIDICULOUS. IF YOU CHANGE NOTHING ELSE. CHANGE THAT. YOU ARE GOING TO BE MORTIFIED BY THAT EYE MAKEUP IN A FEW YEARS! Stop cussing. Stop smoking JUST to look cool (I smoke too). JUST STOP. The more you say "I dont care what you guys think" the more it seems like you do. You dress half naked. You CLEARLY want attention. She says she wears it cause it's comfy… Since when are 8 inch plastic stripper heels comfy. Really tho.. the makeup.. please..
Like really you're so edgy and tortured… YOU GREW UP IN LA AND HAVE BEEN IN MOVIES SINCE YOU WERE 5. I gotta say tho my personal fave moment involving her was that on Gossip Girl when her character was supposed to be REALLY going through the rebelious teenage years… and there were even lines saying it… they put her in that ridiculous black makeup… AND EVEN MADE JOKES ABOUT IT ON THE SHOW AND BEGGED HER TO WASH IT OFF ON THE SHOW. I don't get how she doesn't realize it looks bad. It's like she thinks people don't like it or understand bc she's such a rocker that we don't get it… but sweetie, what YOU don't get is that we want you to change it SOLELY bc it's ugly and we all know how mortified you'll be by it when you're in your 20s…Wear as dark black makeup as you want… BUT PUT IT ON RIGHT. It literally looks like you looked through trick binoculars that you get at a joke shop that leave rings around your eyes after you look through it.
You couldn't PAY me to watch this. Like you are ANYONE to dish out advice like this, mario.
True,terrible thing is I am no fan of little Miley's new music but Taylor's voice is awesome.as long as she doesn't go into a downward spiral.I really hope she continues to sing!
Taylor Momsen may be a minor, but SHE (of her own volition) dresses and acts like heroin-addicted seriously-slutty hooker, so she's fair game. And her music video spoofing "The Last Supper" (wow, how original) is too much of a Madonna-style "blasphemy is cool" stunt. Perez, if anything, is being a moralist in his own loud, shrieky, gay way.
Wow Perez… You didn't get a single giggle out of me. Stop trying so hard to be a comedian.
so sexy,i like her.
Please stop slut-shaming 17 year olds.
not funny, at all Perez. YOU'RE trying too hard.
"It majorly brings LOLs!"?? Which part? Are we actually talking about the same video? -_-
I love LOVE love your "Ew EW Ew No No No" intro and your heart shaped into air conclusion. It's very sweet! I dont't like the use of pictures of dildos as they distract hugely from the message.
Give the girl a break! She has a great voice, I really like what I've heard from her band so far. As for her 'sooo alternative' image she is trying to portray who cares? Would you rather her be another clone, look the same as everyone else? I think she is talented, & she is young, she'll grow. I wouldn't let my daughter dress that way but - whatever. Nothing really shocks anymore. Lay off Taylor at least she is famous for having some talent, not just famous for talking about OTHER famous people….
I like the way she dresses. Look at your fucking gaga, is she about music? Hell no she's about what kind of toilet she's gonna wear on her head today
the focus should be on yoyur music not your outlandishness?!
…mayb that advice should be given to some other people
this is retarded. there are zero lols.
LOL… normally I hate perez hilton, but this was hilarious. so fucking funny
Perez, are you fucking serious!? Most of the shit you said could also be referred to Lady Gaga. You're such a contradicting person it amazes me!
ugh perez your so irritating. your face wasnt made for tv, and your voice DEFINIETLY wasnt made to be heard..please stick to hiding behind your website invisible.
what is worng with you??? you just a jealous, sad, pathetic little man. she just 17 year's old. and you are like 50, no? try pick up someone at you'r age. and a little advice for you: find a shrink ASAP.
Perez, you have entertained me for years now and I am so happy for all your different ventures. But the fake way you talk on radio and in your videos makes me have to stop listening and watching. I had to turn off this video - and I really wanted to keep watching! Can you get some voice and on-air coaching? Don't lose you, lose that weird act you've got going on.
Ugh you are disgusting.
tampon string hanging out??? u have got to be kidding….
OHHH THANK GOD you took your ugly face off the background of your site Mario.
you do make me laugh perez
so honest!! xx
well it didnt "bring the lols" but for once I see what you're talking about, having said that, how many of us were perfect at 17? over the next few years she'll grow and mature and hopefully become more media savvy.
totally agree shes awful!
wow, you are talking smack about a 17 year old. You must have BIG balls! She might be a train wreck, but so are you and you are double her age….
jezus christ mario you are a complete fucktard!
prude perez dont H8 on TM your double standard of juxtaposing toys while regulating morality is so fake and transparent. Keep doing what you do TM you rock and dont even give this sermon on the balcony the time of day. PH is nothing more than a gnat on a dog's d*ck who helps us all forget the horror of the daily grind.
so many perez haters here…but they're obviously lying otherwise they wouldn't read his blog and take the time to comment on it!
as for taylor momsen…what happened? she looked great the first couple seasons of gossip girl. and people should not compare her to gaga. gaga has organized chaos…and it's art. taylor is just a mess. she should look to blake and leighton for fashion/beauty/life tips.
wow that was sooo funny!
ROFL LOVE THIS
Perez = Genius
ok so i think your totally right, girl looks like a raccoon, not cute when your 17 years old.
Only cute on the lil animals.
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Uhm, I think y9ou would be the last person anyone would go to for advice. You have failed at everything except this blog. You are a bigger attention whore than Lady Gag Gag, and most of all you are a hypocrite. Momsen taking your advice is sort of like her going to a pedophile for babysitting advice.
Great advice! It's too bad it will probably fall on deaf ears, but at least you tried!!
WOW…..a big fat gay man is giving life coaching lessons to someone with actual talent. You dog her about her music and the way she dresses and tells her to focus on her music. Sounds a lot like Lady CaCa huh. She dresses outlandishly and even does it in a hooker style as you mentioned in this lame ass video. This video is so fucked up in the fact you are talking about a minor then put dildos on the screen with her. Granted she talked about her vibrator but it doesn't give you the right to exploit it on a minor. Here is something to think about flame boy….get your own shit correct in your house and become a better person before dogging someone else and trying to give life coaching. You are indeed the most pathetic person on the planet. There are many ways to garner attention and you have truly taken the path to the dark side of it. I guess being a sell out and a piece of shit really made you a fucked up marketing tool huh… Grow up fucktard and take some life coaching yourself!!!
who the FUCK are YOU to coach someones life when ur entire life is sitting on ur fatass talking shit about people. fucking pathetic. shame on all the dumbfucking retarted celebs who befriend u even when u talk about them. cant wait until a celeb puts u in ur place
Re: gossipking – because taylor actually has talent?
Re: Redkazoo – Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?! Next to Perez, CaCa is the biggest attention whore there is. Without all the costumes and shit she pulls, she isn't relevant! She is totally the example of what not to be. Perez haters??? Really?? I guess it beats riding that gay cock like you and those other tools that like this fuck. All Perez does is smash people and then idolizes others like CaCa that do the same damn thing. Perez will talk shit about anyone and then whines like a little bitch because American Idol wont give a talentless hack like him the time of day to be a judge…. Perez stands up for all the wrong things that make society suck so bad….. He is a total piece of shit like CaCa…. Get over it.
I love how all these people are bitching about Perez giving advice. First of all if you don't like perez why are you 1. on the site & 2. taking the time to comment! And you are saying he's immature?
2. Taylor is gross. If I was 17 and stepped out in public looking like her my parents would slap me. She is only getting noticed right now not because of her music but because she's trashy. She needs to get a filter for her mouth. There's just some things that don't need to be discussed at her age in public, like her vibrator. Go back to the early Jenny days when she looked like a normal teenager. I understand she's trying to express herself but it's more like shes trying to sell her body. People aren't going to take her serious like she wants them to.
Re: gossipking – shut the fuck up and stop kissing perez ass nobody likes u so stop being a fucking kiss up if u want anyone to help u with modeling i suggest u dont associate urself with perez
Hehehe loved it. Teddy should of been in the video too!
LOVE IT!!!!!
YOU SHOULD LEARN TO STFU ASSHOLE…
hey mario - pick on someone your own size………
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It majorly brings LOLs.
Maybe I saw an earlier cut, but this wasn't funny.
P.S. Is it safe to assume you're a mouth breather?
photo shopping dildos onto a picture of a 17 year old girl could land you in jail
Oh, and how about you let us decide if there are major LOL's you fat fuck. That video sucked ass.
I can't stad to hear you talk, Pig Puke !!!! Why do you OVER ENUNCIATE YOUR WORDS???? You sound so stupid !!!!!
Re: crossbones27 – Haha… she's not going to be a "classic".
i always used to tell myself that i would defend teenagers and their ridiculous attempts at acting/looking like adults no matter what, because i felt just as oppressed and misunderstood at their age. but i slowly feel myself shifting parties here, i can't defend taylor anymore. or even miley, who i'm actually a fan of. it's ridiculous, and i'm embarrassed for them. why can't teens (especially celeb teens) just…be normal and cute? there HAS to be some kind of happy medium designers can come up with for teenager fashion lines.
Momsen must die
Re: katelyn88 – You don't get it. No one is saying the *UNDERAGE* girl that Perez draws genitalia all over doesn't need coaching, we are saying that Perez is not the person to do it. Perez promotes GaGa who wears nothing but underwear in public. yet he goes nuts because this chick wears it on stage. He complains about TMI regarding her sex life, but GaGa is always going off about her sexuality. Someone who makes a living calling girls whores, sluts, etc is NOT the person that is eligible for giving out "Life Coaching Advice".
Re: cdnbaby – omg I KNOWWW thank god someone said this finally… LOL "hel-oh. my…. NAME… is… per-ez… hil-ton. ToDAY… we will be talking… ABOUT.. TAY-LOR… MOM-SEN." it's the weirdest, creepiest, most irritating thing ive ever heard. you're from miami, we know it, you know it, stop talking like the machine selena gomez used on george lopez and talk normal! even if he had a thick spanish accent it would be more real, and therefore more likable.