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Another Baby On The Way For Levi Johnston?!

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Seriously?! AGAIN, you dumbass??

Someone needs to steralize this douche!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin's baby daddy, Levi Johnston may have impregnated another girl while he and Sexy Sarah's daughter were separated - his former girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia!

However, the paternity of the unborn child is still up in the air, because it could be from another ex-boyfriend!

Bristol is reportedly livid, and according to a source:

"She just found out about Lanesia's pregnancy and is freaking out. He told her that getting back with Lanesia wasn't serious - it was brief, just a fling and ended months ago. But Bristol is questioning the engagement. She's really jealous. Lanesia's planning to do a paternity test after the baby is born. She's extremely embarrassed she doesn't know who the father is."

Wow! This gutter troll sounds like just as much a winner as Bristol!

Let's all just take a moment to pray that Levi has not once again spawned, for the sake of that poor unborn child! It's a travesty enough that there already is an infant in the world who will grow up that has to know him as "Daddy."

And for goodness sake, will SOMEONE ship some effing condoms up to Alaska?! This is getting ridiculous!

Thoughts??

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41 comments to “Another Baby On The Way For Levi Johnston?!”



  1. 1

    Wow… Some more material for Ms. Griffin! Love u Kathy!



  2. 2

    so that's why he'd rather tell the world than to tell her parents first…what a douche…I hope she doesn't marry him..



  3. 3

    I love how Perez calls Bristol a gutter troll for having premarital sex, yet he worships Madonna, Lady Gaga and Paris Hilton…all of whom are incredibly promiscuous. Such a hypocrite, as usual.



  4. 4

    STFU Perez! Not every teenager that gets pregnant is a gutter troll and not every female who sleeps around is a gutter troll asshole. What, you never boned two guys within a couple months of each other? Gimme a break.



  5. 5

    This would be hilarious if it is true (not for the baby's sake though). Levi screws up his life once again. Good for a laugh though. Go Kathy!!!!



  6. 6

    "thoughts?" yes,mario, my thought is what did levi ever do to you to make you so mean spirited and seemingly jealous of him?
    you sound ( or whomever writes this shit) so over the top , mean. you sound border line hysterical about this. like him having another baby would be the end of the world.
    get over it. he's not hurting anyone but himself and as you said, he's not sure if the kid is even his. it takes two people to make a baby,mario…
    he's just a young boy growing up.. doing what boys these days do.
    oh, that's right, you would have a clue as to what boys do .. you're an ass .
    back off .. no need to get your panties all in a bunch….



  7. 7

    Kevin Federline Part Deux



  8. 8

    For once I agree with you Perez….no shiz….send that boy some condoms!!! How hard is it to use protection????? I would never rely on a girl to take care of the birth control, if I was a guy. And I certianly NEVER reley on the guy for the birth control, when I am in that situation. I make sure WE both take precautions or NOBODY gets to have fun. Stayed pregnant free that way for 30 yrs. Plus, they do have the morning after pill now that they never had before—USE IT GIRLS!!…to AVOID getting preggers. You only have to be 17 to get it. These other girls like Bristol and Lanesia really are not too smart…screwing up their whole life so sooon. Sad.



  9. 9

    So…now he's a "gutter troll" because he's with Bristol? Once again, you butt-boys' hippocrisy doesn't disappoint!

    BTW, you fudgepackers have more sex than these two could ever have in a million lifestimes! You're just lucky your king can't be impregnanted! DOUCHEHOLES!!!!



  10. 10

    That being said, I've always thought this guy was sewer scum!



  11. 11

    Bristol is a gutter troll also, the only reason she is "Livid" is because maybe now the money that her mother is paying them to pretend to get engaged will dry up.



  12. 12

    Re: Roccomagoo – Exactly. FUDGEPACKERS ARE THE MOST PROMISCUOUS OF ALL. This is an absolutely laughable posting.



  13. 13

    Oh Geez, is this why he came running back to Bristol?



  14. 14

    Really? Quoting The National Enquirer? Hardly a reputable source…



  15. 15

    Seriously? Shes a gutter troll because there's two men that might be the father? Can you imagine how many paternity tests there would be if men were the breeders?



  16. 16

    Aw, that's so sweet. Congrats Levi (:



  17. 17

    the "gutter troll" is lucky she didn't catch something that can kill her. Unprotected sex is just stupid. Screw whoever you want but make sure the weiner is in a package. They all sound like seriously stupid, careless young adults.



  18. 18

    Jesus, perez I'm from Alaska, Its just those people from the hick towns that have nothing else better to do than hunt and fish.



  19. 19

    oh boy, this guy really likes to get busy. I guess he wasn't being all goodie goodie like Bristol was.

  20. Faux says – reply to this


    20

    Re: Huckleberrypie – I seriously doubt Perez ever had the chance of banging two different guys within a couple of months. Try a year



  21. 21

    This guy is too weird, I beat he thinks his the Sh!t and his so hot that his posed naked for playgirl and probably sold about 10 copies, but people need to stop giving him so much attention he wants it so bad because that way girls are going to want him, so people don't give him attention, make him work hard for it not just hang from Sarah Palins media stuff, if Sarah had not run for vice president for John M this jerk would not be getting any attention at, and yes send some condoms to Alaska and tell him to slip one on next time and also to stop using girls to hide his homosexuality. His gay, his just hiding it I can tell this guy is so gay



  22. 22

    Re: Roccomagoo – Lady Gaga is a proponent of abstinence you stupid douche! You can be a scatnily clad performer and not be banging the roadies!

    Levi getting more girls pregnant is not surprising because they all grew up under the bush administration's abstinence only education where it was against the law for public school teachers to discuss birth control during sex ed. Planned Parenthood is great for education, but they can't be everywhere at once. I am 22 and over 60% of my high school class has at least 1 kid due to lack of b.c. awareness.



  23. 23

    Ha ha ha…kiss the White House good-bye, Sexy Sarah. Stay home and take care of your family. Maybe you can be a guest on Maury Povich's show when the "gutter-troll" does a paternity test.



  24. 24

    Actually the National Enquirer is becoming more reputible…. aren't they the ones that broke the John Edwards story??



  25. 25

    Are they aware of what an abortion is..? It shouldn't be your main method of birth control, but if you don't want to have a bastard child with a douche (who looks a lot like John Mayer) then maybe it's a reasonable option. Just sayin'.



  26. 26

    Ha ha ha….say good-bye to the White House, Sexy Sarah. Stay home and take care of the fam. Maybe you can score a guest spot on Maury when the "gutter troll" does the paternity test.



  27. 27

    Re: Roccomagoo – madonna, gaga and even paris never pretened to be something their not or pushed the absence thing on people than got knocked up by a loser themselves . bristol a whore



  28. 28

    hahaha he's such a douche lord



  29. 29

    OMG how embarrassing for Bristol……Damn I would hate for personal life to be on blast 24/7…..poor girl. Just cuz her moms famous…..sucks.

  30. @v@ says – reply to this


    30

    Is Alaska in need of some serious birth control counseling? It ain't rocket science.



  31. 31

    "steralize"? Mario, you need to get a spellcheck.



  32. 32

    National Enquirer



  33. 33

    I know Bristol, and she's pregnant right now with Ben Barber's baby. She was dating him up until recently when she and Levi hooked up again so they could make money from the magazines and stuff. THey still hate each other though. In this town, nobody ever really breaks up. You still hook up with other people until things are right with somebody you really care about.



  34. 34

    Re: miss hot mess – Wow. I personally DON'T know anyone that has possibly knocked up two chicks. And at such a young age too. You sound like a very forgiving and nonjudgmental person, but you really can't say "Oh you know, he just being a boy." Not in this kind of situation!



  35. 35

    Is your "source" actually coming from THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

    You're a fucking pathetic retard.



  36. 36

    LMFAO!



  37. 37

    i think more tell her to cross her legs.

    her first kid her mom took it as a retard baby to help out her career.

    then bristol got knocked up again in a time they could not blame it on the mom.
    so she had to pretend she wanted the kid with him .

    and i will bet anything sarah palin is the one that desieves



  38. 38

    WTF IS GOING ON DOES ANYBODY WEAR CONDOMS ANYMORE???? BRISTOL I NEED YOU TO DO BETTER TOO!! I HAD A EX BF WHO CHEATED ON ME AND MADE A BABY WITH SOME ONE NIGHT STAND TRAIN RUN AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DID DUMP THAT SORRY S.O.B.!!!!! I KNEW I COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT CRAP AND SO CAN YOU!! PUT THAT SORRY S.O.B. ON CHILD SUPPORT AND GO FROM THERE CAUSE MEN WILL LIE, AND WOMEN WILL LIE BUT NUMBERS DONT!! 1



  39. 39

    Perez you are SICK & DISTURBED!!

    PARIS HILTON~ has slept with every man on the planet. But bristol is the gutter troll. Bristol is a kid still.

    You appear to be very jealous of straight men~ why are you such a hater, you and your therapist should really discuss~ thoughts?

  40. cyndi says – reply to this


    40

    I agree with Roccomagoo, so what! Her only fault is that she didn't insist on a condom.



  41. 41

    Re: feliciag27 – Since you live there, what do you know about Trig being a twin? On Gryphan's post, there is photographic evidence of a preemie Trig (in Mercede's arms) with a "ruffled" ear-a sign of F.A.S., but in later shots, Trig has round ears. Whatever happened to "Ruffles"? Who killed Dar Miller?