Completely Gratuitous

7/28/2010 3:15 PM ET | Filed under: Cristiano Ronaldo

The gorgeous Cristiano Ronaldo has begun training with Real Madrid.

Need we say more?

SEKSI!

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NYCsep says – reply to this

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Is it just me or is he looking like he should be on Jersey shore? His tan looks weird. still hot, though. that is without a doubt.
Portugal_ says – reply to this

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He looks Fried
Paty says – reply to this

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He´s nothing compared to Fernando Torres and Xabi Alonso.
galleon10 says – reply to this

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Note to myself: remember to buy sunscreen.
AvaLovesAbs says – reply to this

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a greasy, portuguese no thanks
contrarianchick says – reply to this

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Nice body but his hair is awful.

isn't it easier to type "sexy" than (sic) "SEKSI"?
PurplemeetsBlue says – reply to this

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I guess I'm in the minority but I really don't get his appeal at all.
stupidlamb666 says – reply to this

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he looks FUG. definitely not good looking, he looks really gay anyways. maybe he should come out of the closet?
Kathagr says – reply to this

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His face looks weird in these pics.
Börte Petrarchia says – reply to this

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Re: Paty – Oh my gosh, I was seriously about to write that! Fernando needs to leave Liverpool like super gorgeous Xabi did! And another person who is hotter than Cristiano is Gerard Piqué of Barcelona.
SheilaEfron says – reply to this

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why are his shorts so high?

no one wants to see whats up there
amanda<3perez says – reply to this

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good lord i heard this guy is lacking in the personality department.. but i wouldn't care if he had the personality of cardboard… i could watch him all day.. doing anything.. mm mm mm goodness
laliivi says – reply to this

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eww,…
Alessandra Peres Koudsi says – reply to this

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I love this man.God!haha
StevesGirl says – reply to this

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he only looks good in certain pictures, not all the time
swpboi says – reply to this

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poster boy for skin cancer, way too tan!
yianna13 says – reply to this

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you obviously haven't checked out Alex Tzorvas of Greece.
trinigirl123 says – reply to this

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LOL I thought he was hot for a minute because I didn't recognize him. That's what you get for playing in the sun everyday.
GAYCANUCK says – reply to this

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he looks plastic…
Bohochic5 says – reply to this

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Meh. The overly-shaped eyebrows, the mahoghany tan and the scary white teeth have lost its appeal with me.
laurenanney says – reply to this

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giraffe.
Average Jane says – reply to this

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Ewww.
mw says – reply to this

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EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! no. not hot. no.
Shevillz says – reply to this

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hahha all the tan comments must be from the ghost looking people just because you turn into human walking lobsters, you shouldnt hate…and this is coming from someone who only likes his skillz on the pitch….i get that tan too so
lovemime3 says – reply to this

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Perez you fool! These pics are not flattering. He makes the cast of Jersey Shore look like Twilight.
tellall says – reply to this

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Fucking hot as hell.
NYCsep says – reply to this

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Re: Shevillz –
Nobody is saying anything about how tan he is - it's the color and the weirdness of it. I mean, he's a young George Hamilton for God's sake. and @bohochick5 - you are so hilarious about the eyebrows. Something has gone horribly wrong with this guy. He was super hot and then, boom, he's totally f-ed up looking. Of course, I wouldn't kick him out of bed. Tan or white as caspar baby.
NYCsep says – reply to this

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Oh, and he is way to hairless. Are you sure this dude isn't gay? or bi?
ClaraBow says – reply to this

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Seriously, when is this queen going to sashay out of the closet already???
Frecklepup says – reply to this

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His head is WAY too small from his body and neck. Pinhead. How come no one else has mentioned this?
Aguma says – reply to this

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Re: Paty –
yup XABI ALONSO definitely… Chris Ronaldo is just a selfish fame-whoring temperamental football player, who plucked his eyebrow too much!! Macho football player shouldn't pluck their eyebrows… sad…
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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so hot i love him he is mine
heatherkk says – reply to this

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I hate him
npc25 says – reply to this

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Re: NYCsep – hes from portugal dumbass
npc25 says – reply to this

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Re: NYCsep – you fuckin idiot, hes from portugal, of course hes got darker skin.
mercifully says – reply to this

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GREAT BODY BUT HIS FACE LOOKS WEIRD HERE. pEREZ, CAN U STOP POSTING BAD PICTURES ONLY?

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