Get Married - At Ozzfest!
You may now bite the head off a bat…and kiss the bride.
For those of you who associate romance with eyeliner and songs about death, you can now purchase an “Unholy Matrimony” wedding package, where you’ll start off your temporary marriage the right way…with Ozzy Osbourne.
Here’s the details of the package as listed in the press release:
“As with other wedding packages, the one-stop Unholy Matrimony Packages provides just about everything the happy couple will need…except a marriage license.”
Further details of this unbeatable package are as follows:
“Each special package includes a variety of items to mark the special day and 10 general admission pit tickets for the bride & groom and 8 guests; an official Ozzfest wedding ceremony by ordained minister, Ozzfest’s MC Big Dave; an Ozzfest cake and champagne toast.”
We’re intrigued, but also nervous about the catastrophic amounts of eyeshadow and white face paint that will inevitably run on our suits and dresses following inevitable wedding crying. Is it worth the risk?
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Mario I understand that Ozzfest and the metal scene in general is not exactly your cup of tea, but could you at least keep the lame one liners to a minimum? It makes you sound like one of those ignorant snobs.
What a rediculous post. Obviously you have no idea about Ozzy, Ozfest, or heavy metal. Stick to what you know fatboy…which is being fat, acting like a 12 year old girl, and being a pedophile!
i wonder how much this is..
318 years ago you would be hung from a tree for openly doing this,and I know people don't take this seriously and think its not evil its just metal,but the people setting this up could have evil intentions,you could literally be given an unholy bond to evil.