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Gore Investigated! Al's Inconvenient Abuse Charges

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Worst. Massage. Ever.

Poor Al Gore. All he wanted when he got a massage from Molly Haggerty at his Portland, Oregon hotel in 2006 was a happy ending some relaxation, but now he’s still stressed.

Aren’t massages supposed to relieve stress?

Sources say that Al Gore was questioned by police in Portland last week about sexual abuse claims from his former masseuse Haggerty.

First, Gore wins loses the presidency to Bush, then he splits with his wife of 40 years, Tipper, and now detectives are reopening this case of sexual abuse allegations against him.

Give the guy a break. He’s trying to save the environment, and he was hilarious on 30 Rock.

We’re giving him the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise.

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35 comments to “Gore Investigated! Al's Inconvenient Abuse Charges”



  1. 1

    "I'm a Crazed Sex Poodle
    with two Global Warmings
    inside of my trousers!"

  2. buck says – reply to this


    2

    AL Gore….Liberal Poster Boy.



  3. 3

    I'm sure if this was Sarah Palin or any other Republican for that matter, you would be giving them the same benefit of the doubt right??…..yeah, I didn't think so.



  4. 4

    Is Al missing teeth?



  5. 5

    I am so happy to see ManBearPig's rapid fall from his self appointed pedestal. He's an obese pig, a liar and an adulterer. Typical democrat



  6. 6

    I really hope this is true about him! He seemed so nice. GO DEMOCRATS



  7. 7

    "We’re giving him the benefit of the doubt"

    Of course you are. He's a liberal pig.



  8. 8

    PEREZ you are such a ignorant fuck. HERE'S AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH FOR PEREZ AND AL GORE: YOU BOTH SUCK



  9. 9

    Re: Hate Low Class People – …if it was true at least it wasn't an underage male page, which is typical Republican behaviour….or under the stall action at an airport….or lesbian S/M bondage club fundraiser…gross and hypocritical….



  10. 10

    I am a LMT and if he ever touched me…I'd knock him the hell out!!!



  11. 11

    Oh boyyy…..=/-

  12. buck says – reply to this


    12

    Re: Tube Steak – You probably shouldnt get into a Republican v. Democrat ethics and morals debate. It will only make the dems looks worse, better to lay low right now.



  13. 13

    still love him … he was just tryin' to get his freak on !



  14. 14

    he would have been a better president than bush but he's still crazier than a shit house rat.



  15. 15

    "We’re giving him the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise."
    Seriously, Perez??!?? Where was this "benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise" baloney when it was Mel Gibson for example. How about you start practicing what you preach.



  16. 16

    ew he looks SO reptilian there!!



  17. 17

    Re: buck – ….actually, I am a registered Republican….the point is you can't make blanket statements like you made…no side is completely innocent…once you get in office and surrounded by money, power and sex you lose your mind and why you are there….

    …if you keep voting for the same party all the time than we do not really live in a democracy, we may as well go back to a Monarchy…



  18. 18

    What the he** are you talking about??? He now has two separate massage therapists accusing him of being a vile pig, but poor him for losing the election and getting a divorce??? First of all, it has been well proven that the "science" that he used in Inconvenient Truth was anything but the truth. And, big shocker, he's made a fortune exploiting his environmental agenda. He doesn't seem to worry too much about the environment as he travels in his private jet, with rides in limousines while living in his massive seaside mansion. Wake up! He's a massive douchebag!



  19. 19

    If he were a republican, you would be crucifying him right now.
    I'm just sayin.



  20. 20

    Nowadays, I come to perezhilton.com for old news. The best thing you've ever had going for you is your "drawrings"…zzzzzz. better hope your music labels really take off, cuz your biased editorializing is diminishing your brand. You were amusing, now your grandstanding



  21. 21

    You forgot that Al Gore also invented the Internet according to him. What a dolt.!



  22. 22

    Perez. Though you can be harsh I normally like you…but this is a sex abuse case. I think it is wrong for you to side with his innocence. You never do that for anyone else, why now? I live in Portland. I know more about this than you…

  23. buck says – reply to this


    23

    Re: Tube Steak – absolutely…don't vote any incumbants in…they are all playing the same game, take as much of your money, gain more power and keep you under their thumb.



  24. 24

    Benefit of the doubt, my ASS! I am a licensed massage therapist and get hassled for "happy endings" EVERY DAY. I GUARANTEE this shameless dick did the same thing to his accuser and was just flabbergasted when she refused. I have NO IDEA what it is that makes asshole men expect to get jacked off by a professional therapist who has gone through a minimum of 500 hours of training and education. That's what Asian Massage Parlors and street walkers are for. If I wanted to do that shit, I'd have saved myself the time and money and hung out a shingle as a prostitute!



  25. 25

    You are so hypocritical Perez. You KNOW that if Gore were a member of the Tea Party or a Republican, you would NOT BE WILLING TO GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. ADMIT IT!!



  26. 26

    fuckin gollum/smeagol teeth! wtf is that



  27. 27

    Ya know what boys????

    You are theeee biggest effing hippocrites! You're going to give Al Gore "the benefit of the doubt" because he was most likely SEXUALLY ABUSING these women?! You show your true colors! WOW. So, "sexual" abuse is okay?

    You crazy donkey effers!!!



  28. 28

    This nut went crazy after HE LOST the election to Bush. Sooo glad it wasn't him with access to that little red button!

    C-R-A-Z-Y No telling WHAT is going to come out of the woodwork on this lunatic!



  29. 29

    It is amusing, however, to watch the far left wing loons rip into their man now.



  30. 30

    Creepy monster face!!



  31. 31

    what happened to his friggin EYES! he's a full of it! this bastard does does not practice what he preaches! he wastes so much energy at that elegent home of his!
    look it up on google! he is not a good person, he lies!



  32. 32

    I like Al Gore and I liked him on 30 Rock!



  33. 33

    Al Gore is a liar who made millions over his inconvenient lies about global warming.So he probably did creep out the masseuse. He is not anything to llok at and certainly not good for America.



  34. 34

    GORE IS INNOCENT. JUST ANOTHER BROAD WANTING MONEY………



  35. 35

    Ewwwwwwww If you're rich dammit, get your teeth fixed.