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Lindsay To Go Directly To Rehab

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Do not pass GO, Lindsay Lohan. Do not collect $200. Do not spend time with your family.

As far as Monopoly references are concerned, we all know Lindsay doesn’t need $200, and she’d probably just swerve wildly around GO, but she does need to spend time with her family.

As Lindsay finishes up her final week in jail, she’s not too happy about the prospect of making the transition to rehab within 24 hours of her release. Here’s what her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, had to say on the subject:

"She’s a little upset right now. She'd like to spend some time with her family, and there’s at least some question as to whether or not she’ll have to go directly to rehab."

With zero all due respect Lindsay, you’re in jail. It’s perfectly normal for you to be upset. And don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to see your family after your rehab sentence and before your next prison sentence.

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35 comments to “Lindsay To Go Directly To Rehab”

  1. 1

    Ugh! Im so tired of her whining! She's upset because she can't go partying for the last time until her rehab is over boo hoo. People are going to baby this girl straight to her grave.

  2. 2

    Before her next prison sentence. Hahahaha

  3. 3

    hate to break it to you,but i dont think she raeds your blog.

  4. 4

    Boo Hoo

  5. Wrenn says – reply to this


    Yeah…right! She would like to spend some time with her drug dealer. Family?? I don't think so.

  6. 6

    Get directly punched up-side the head. Do not pass out. Do not make embarrassing you-tube video

  7. 7

    REHAB for what? Lindsay's not addicted to anything! The 12-Step Religious Cult is at it again!

  8. 8

    Oh boo-hoo. When she gets out of jail she'll have been away from her family what a whole 2 weeks?

  9. 9

    those WEREN'T her pants…

  10. 10

    Of COURSE she wants "time off" in between jail and rehab!! She wants to party it up one last time… But, this shouldn't come as a shock to her, since the JUDGE spelled it out for her in black and white!!! Her lawyer isn't going to be able to do ANYTHING to help her get out of this one…THANKFULLY!!!

  11. 11

    seriously dude get off the chicks back. and we're all getting
    tired of you pics of your wanna be BF Ellfron, he likes girls
    get over it. bury you head back up Gaga's ass and get back
    to doing what you use to do on this site other than promote
    her and the YOUNG boys you're so hot for. They like
    women !!!

  12. 12


  13. 13

    Lindsay go doesn't think it's "fair" she has to go directly to rehab. When will this girl learn that there are consequences for your actions. You can not simply whine and cry and get your way. Her mother in raising her has done her no favors. You should teach your children there are CONSEQUENCES and when you take RESPONSIBILITY you have a easier and drama free life. Lindsay has no coping skills and is very needy. Very sad!

  14. 14

    guess she should've thought about that before she drunk drove while high on cocaine. she's lucky she didn't kill somebody - when that happens the family never see's them again, ever…..but stuck up little bitch brats like her don't think about shit like that and apparently their families don't either.

  15. 15

    So OVER her playing the victim and "poor me" role. It's not attractive nor will it help her in her life. Stand up, take it like a woman and move past it. She needs to be AWAY from her family because they all play into it. She needs to be alone and find her inner strength.

  16. 16

    Spoiled brat biatch.

  17. 17

    Perez writes: "And don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to see your family after your rehab sentence and before your next prison sentence."

    ^ Man, Perez, you really are a nasty jerk.

  18. 18

    Obviously she has learned nothing from this experience. Always the victim!

  19. 19

    Perez Really? " Before your next prison sentence" That is so messed up for you to say .
    Oh and really what is so wrong with Lindsay wanting to see her family ? Like none of you would want the same thing . One should watch whom they judge it can so happen to them . FREE LINDSAY !

  20. 20

    I don't even know why I look at this site. Mario, you are one mean, twisted, evil freak. Does it make you feel better to be cruel. The woman is messed up…ha, ha, ha. Sick dude.

  21. 21


  22. 22

    Oh poor baby, so bad she is not happy in jail..Don't worry Lindsay Maybe you will be released from rehab after a few days because of overcrowding and good behavior, isn't that the way it works after all?

  23. 23

    she needs more time to take pics and film for her "after" jail documentry - remember she gonna make $500,000

  24. 24

    She'll be able to visit with her family while she's in rehab. It is a good decision that she has to go straight from jail to rehab. It keeps her sober (if you over look the prescriptions she is already allowed). And if Lindsay is sober as some claim then this really shouldn't be an issue. Sober people don't mind not having access to drugs and alcohol! I wish her the best of luck and hope that she takes this process seriously and is able to turn her career around!

  25. 25

    If only you would go to Prison Mario…that would be sweet

  26. 26

    The lawyer and Lindsay both agreed to this at the hearing when she was taken into custody. I watched it with my own eyes. So why now is there an issue with it? Suck it up…

  27. 27

    "She'd like to spend some time with her family"

    Read: She'd like to have to have some time to get HIGH AGAIN before rehab.

    Pull up your big girl pants Lindsey and get your messed up life together.
    Again, she won't get cleaned up if she doesn't think she needs to…I think we may be looking at another celebrity tragedy soon.

  28. 28

    What makes this bitch so special? Quit whining and grow up, asshole.

  29. 29

    Well that makes absolutely no sense. Ummmm, Lindsay, you will have visits and plenty of time with your family while you're in rehab.

  30. 30

    LOL! Love the monoply references..

  31. 31

    I am so sick of this stupid bitch.Her sense of entitlement is amazing to me.

  32. 32

    Bitch is getting out of 75% of her sentence. Stop fucking crying. Time with her family my ass. Time to get her fixes before going to rehab is more like it.

  33. 33

    i have money on an o.d. here so…….let her out…….the odds are in my favor here……by the way….did she spend that much time with her family prior to all of this????

  34. 34

    Come on Perez- do you actually think she would spend time with her family? You give her way too much credit! They are part of her problem and she needs to get her ass to rehab to learn how to deal with those idiots as well as herself!

  35. @v@ says – reply to this


    A week or two instead of ninety days in the slammer, and she's still griping away about the terms of her sentence. It's a SENTENCE, not a negotiable movie contract. Family my azz. She can think instead about the innocent families she could have wiped out while driving under the influence. I hate drunk drivers.