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LOLs! Watch Titanic II The Trailer!

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Like a fine wine, the trailer for Titanic II only gets better over time.

This awe-inspiring sequel, which debuts in theaters on DVD August 24th, is being produced by The Asylum, the group of geniuses responsible for other cinematic masterpieces including Snakes on a Train and War of The Worlds 2: The Next Wave.

The film was written and directed by Shane Van Dyke, son of Dick Van Dyke, AND he stars in the film as well. Are you not insanely intrigued?

After watching this trailer numerous times, we’ve got a few pressing questions though…

-Is there a “Heart of the Ocean” necklace in this movie too? Or is it something more modest this time, like a cubic zirconia ring from Claire’s?

-Does anyone from the original make a cameo? Billy Zane, perhaps?

-Like the original Titanic, will this movie also be re-released in 3D? We certainly hope so.

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61 comments to “LOLs! Watch Titanic II The Trailer!”



  1. 1

    Oh gosh how lameeee



  2. 2

    looks better than the first one



  3. 3

    Not seeing that movie



  4. 4

    OH HELL NO LOL



  5. 5

    OH HELL NO LOL



  6. 6

    looks as bad as 2006's Poseidon…



  7. 7

    ARE YOU FOR REAL?
    Way to bastardize a very serious and tragic part of history.



  8. 8

    Um…Seriously?



  9. 9

    Seems like a remake of Poseidon, just starring the Titanic. LAME



  10. 10

    They have been talking about doing this movie since like a year after the first movie came out. So lame, nothing is going to live up to the first movie. They are only doing this because there are people that are in talks of recreating the actual ship so people can say they have been on the Titanic. I am defiantly not seeing this one.



  11. 11

    .I honestly dont know whether to laugh or scream….This is the lamest thing i've ever seen and its disgracing not only the original movie which is one of my faves but it is disgracing the boat! James, I hope you see this and take action because this is giving your masterpiece a bad name. And direct to dvd?! This should have been a hint that you couldn't get this released in theaters!!



  12. 12

    I WANT TO YELL AT WHOEVER THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA…….

    dumbest shit ive ever seen in my life no joke wow im angry lol



  13. 13

    Oh my goodness! That must have been the best acting I have ever seen! And such an original plot! I cant wait to go see it in theaters…..I mean buy it on DVD!



  14. 14

    This looks HORRIBLE! HAHAHAHAHAHA What a joke!



  15. 15

    it doesnt even deserve to be called titanic 2 because it looks that bad!!
    xx



  16. 16

    Lame .. BTW, it's Dick Van Dyke's grandson, not his son.



  17. 17

    I don't think I'll be watching this one.



  18. 18

    Seriously? And who would sail on the Titanic II?



  19. 19

    I think this is absolutely sick. The first one showed a look at the people of the real Titanic and what they possibly went through… and how the ship not being prepared lost REAL lives…. this is ridiculously disrespectful in my opinion. I will NOT see it.



  20. 20

    CRAP!



  21. 21

    Lol I don't get it. Are you being sarcasic that it's inspiring? Ha I don't know it looks good just not great and definitely not as good as the first one. But it definitely doesn't look horrible. :)



  22. 22

    Is Lindsay Lohan in this DISASTER TOO?



  23. 23

    Ha! Lame-o



  24. 24

    LOL is right. I know its just a movie but Fuck I've been on 11 cruises as a passenger and worked on one..but I would never set foot on a ship named Titanic



  25. 25

    the first one was a big mistake, because made kate "wethever" and leonardo "who cares" think that they are the most talented people in the world, and who seriously think that james is a genius ??????
    i watched all of his movies, and the only good thing about them is that they are well produced, but are heartless and souless, and the script is beyond RIDICULOUS, they never heard of research before ????? all of his "masterpieces" are filled with incoerences and holes….
    the second one might be a little better, since there's no leo di creppy or kate whoknowshowtowritethatforsure?



  26. 26

    they didnt even use a transparent title



  27. 27

    LOOKS STOOPID ASS LAME AND CHEESY!!!!!!!!



  28. 28

    Oh that's just so bad i can't even finish the trailer….



  29. 29

    ups, puke



  30. 30

    Good grief what mess.



  31. 31

    'cubic zirconia ring from claires', that is classic! and why the fuck would anyone get on a ship called the titanic 2? lolz

  32. Hun says – reply to this


    32

    im sorry … but whosever idea this was should jump off a bridge. Lame balls.



  33. 33

    Love you Perez…but Shane is actually the SON of Barry Van Dyke and the GRANDSON of Dick Van Dyke



  34. 34

    You would have to be a total colostomy bag to be offended by this.

    I would much rather see a comedic look at any ship wreck than some over dramatic costume film with a made up love story line.

    Lighten up bitches.



  35. 35

    LOLOLOL what the fuck they just want that razzie huh



  36. 36

    ~~Damn This movie looks good as fuck!!!!!!!! Another Masterpiece from the Sci Fi Channel.



  37. 37

    this looks fucking HORRIBLE, oh my god.



  38. 38

    I'd rather watch "the situation" hide pickles in snookies room.



  39. 39

    Look, I just shit on a stick and I'm gonna sell it to you as a chocolate frozen banana.

    There is no way on this planet this is going to be released theatrically. ZERO chance.



  40. 40

    Is this for real? I'm waiting for someone to shout "ITS OKAY, ITS JUST A FAKE! THERE IS NO TITANIC 2, OF COURSE WE WOULDNT MURDER THE ORIGINAL!" No such thing as of yet.



  41. 41

    Pathetic



  42. 42

    For God's sake, do people not get that this is in NO WAY A SEQUEL to James Cameron's movie!?!?!?! I'm not defending it or saying it's even remotely gonna be good, but it's not in any way affiliated with the 1997 movie. So people bitching about how James should take action or it being an insult to "the original movie" have no idea what they're on about. It's a movie named after the boat Titanic II, not a sequel to Titanic!!!



  43. 43

    3D sounds almost too good to be true. Get the "Sweet Tarts" ready!



  44. 44

    OMFG that looks so ridiculously horrible - and by that, I mean it looks AWESOME! Totally wouldn't go see it in the theater, but one night when I'm bored and drinking wine and it's on OnDemand, I'm definitely watching it.



  45. 45

    Sacrilege.



  46. 46

    It seems very American to me. I can see someone building a Titanic 2 and it selling out in an instant.



  47. 47

    S.S. Titanic II? There was never an S.S. Titanic! It was the H.M.S. Titanic.
    .
    Holy shit, they can't even get the the name correct?
    .
    Looks worse than Cloverfield

  48. RAINE says – reply to this


    48

    The first one was a piece of art.. this one just looks so bad and horrible !!! I feel ill :(



  49. 49

    WTF it might as well be named Poseidon JR. Looks lame. Disgrace to history and a disgrace to the original.



  50. 50

    Bhahahha I want to see this. Hello torrents.



  51. 51

    umm i cried at the first movie, and if i don't cry at this one, i'm suing.



  52. 52

    this looks horrible… is the blonde guy the one playing jack? he is ugly.



  53. 53

    NO D:



  54. 54

    Re: fer cyccone – Oh my god… please leave.



  55. 55

    Re: Novel1 – Yet Cloverfield was actually a good film.



  56. 56

    OMG THIS DOES LOOK REAAAAAALLLY BAD I WAS THINKING OH PEOPLE ARE OVERREACTING BUT DAMN THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE IT REALLY WILL SUCK



  57. 57

    This is worse than 16 and pregnant, so painful…



  58. 58

    this is so wrong! nothing can beat spielberg, that's 4 sure :)



  59. 59

    Okay Perez ghost writer, '-Is there a “Heart of the Ocean” necklace in this movie too? Or is it something more modest this time, like a cubic zirconia ring from Claire’s?' was GREAT. Actually LOLed.

    I won't even watch this trailer again, let alone pay to watch the film.



  60. 60

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAH……….How stupid! I can't wait to watch this on ScyFy…This crappy ass movie will be just what I need to spend a boring Sunday afternoon at home someday. ( I do think it might be better if we could see Buddy and Sally doing their "schtick".



  61. 61

    WHOAAAA PEREZ!!! I totally was the one who gave you this lead…perhaps someone else did too, but I am clearly better AND more excited about the release of Titanic II in theatres COUGH i mean direct to DVD on August 24…so…please acknowledge me…or make fun of Ke$ha again instead…it's been too long.