We Don't Think This Is True…

But we hope it is!
Madonna is rumored to be auditioning dancers for a new tour.
A source reveals:
"Madonna is in peak condition so the grueling aspect of life on the road isn't a problem. She road-tested dancers at her favorite London club, and had her lover Jesus Luz give his opinion.
"It's going to be her biggest, most unexpected tour to date. She is going back to her New York City roots, with a street/hip-hop feel, and wants to make it a physical, dance-heavy set of gigs."
Well if anyone can pull this off, it's her Madgesty!
[Image via WENN.]
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uhhhh since when does madonna have new york city roots? she grew up in michigan
She's 50 already! Hip-hop???
Wasn't her last album "hip hop"? It SUCKED !!! She should stick to her pop dance music that she USE TO BE GOOD AT !
I remember once upon a ime when this girl used to make amazing music, as opposed to the musical equivilant of a big mac.
Hip hop? Come on, the woman is like 60. Give it up already!
piggy, you lifted this from another blog that posted this a few hours ago
I highly doubt this. Madonna doesnt really tour unless there is a reason to tour. She has stated int he past that she wont tour unless she has something to say, and what would this tour be, a look back- which is another thing she said she doesnt like to do. I would be suspicious of this. But if it is true, then FUCK YEAH!
Madgelein should go away from the dancers and hip hop for a while and check out Manchesters band HURTS ("Wonderful life", "Blood. Tears & Gold") and that they produce or remix her (they already remixed Rammstein and made a duet with Kylie Minogue for their debutalbum "Happiness"). I'm author popmusic and sony gave me a pr-copy. I absolutely have gooseflesh (and tears rolled down) while listening, it's the album of the decade! Madonna! watch out pleaze and please leave the dancing thing for a while, we've seen that enough, really.
Love, M.D.
This old fart is OVAH!
Come on Madonna, you ain't no MJ, who at 50 looked cool doing a hip hop dance, but on you it just doesn't suit you, not at 25 and not and definetely not at 52 years.
Intelligent readers all know that her "lover", the gay Brazilian paid monkey boy is actually the one who "road tests" the male dancers and then gives Mad Donna a report on their "performances".
I LOVE her music and how iconic she is!!!!! Her personality though leaves something lacking..
Yet another rumor. Madonna never tours w/o new material. And as far as her last album being hip hip it wasn't at all, sounded like generic pop. I agree it was far from her best work (Like a Prayer, Ray of Light, Confessions on a Dancefloor) but still better then just about any other female dance pop artist out there. I want a new growb up albumtgat doesn't sound like Nelly Furtado, Britney or Gwen and then a new tour. Madonna can be brillabr when she is original
Re: Amsterdamgirl – MJ was a drug addicted pedo. STFU
She's the Queen of Pop! No wonder her last tour was the most successful in history!
She has done 'hip-hop' SO many times before. Wasn't her tour after 'Confessions' pretty much 'hip-hop'? She has SO many tours now, I don't remember their names. She WAAAAAY old to be doing hip-hop, IMO, but those queens will pay ANYTHING to see her old ass over and over and over it seems…so, can't be mad at her 4 gettin that coin.
Re: unreal5511 – Most of his, her, whatever it is, scoops are lifted and 'recycled' from other blogs and web-sites these days….
I hope she does it! Rock on Madonna!
You've got style, that's what all the girls say
Satin sheets and luxuries so fine
All your suits are custom made in London
But I've got something that you'll really like
Gonna dress you up in my love
All over, all over
Gonna dress you up in my love
All over your body
Feel the silky touch of my caresses
They will keep you looking so brand new
Let me cover you with velvet kisses
I'll create a look that's made for you
Gonna dress you up in my love, in my love
All over your body, all over your body
In my love
All over, all over
From your head down to your toes
She should team up with Eminem. They would make beautiful music together…
Oh God no. Please let this be a silly rumor, pleasee.
Intelligent readers all know that Madge the Vagisil will NOT be doing a "hip-hop tour". By the time this old crone struggles out of her sarcophagus, she'll be lucky to mount a hip replacement tour.
Will this tour be sponsored by "Depends" and "Werthers"?
Re: Gary78 – Hey stranger!
This strangely reminds me of when MJ wanted to do his tour 'This Is It'….
NOT TRUE!!!
Already denied on Madonna.com
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Yeah, it's called the "Tired, Beat Old Cougar Tries To Recapture Past Glory, Fails, and Creeps Everyone Out In The Process With Her Freaky Skeletor Face" Tour
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Please spare us. So over her home girl imagery. Hello Madonna act your age and quit making yourself look so ridiculas.
Please spare us. So over her home girl imagery. Hello Madonna act your age and quit making yourself look so ridiculas.
Please spare us. So over her home girl imagery. Hello Madonna act your age and quit making yourself look so ridiculas.
Please spare us. So over her home girl imagery. Hello Madonna act your age and quit making yourself look so ridiculas.
Please spare us. So over her home girl imagery. Hello Madonna act your age and quit making yourself look so ridiculas.
Please spare us. So over her home girl imagery. Hello Madonna act your age and quit making yourself look so ridiculas.
well live nation anounced madonna new tour for 2011. wll we already expcected her to do a tour next year after she releases he album. but about the theme is untrue.its been dismissed. madonna never reveals the theme of her tour till the first show .o the tour is true amaizing but hip hiop hell to no.
the tour is true but the theme isnt of course. she nevre reveals.it was dismissed already. but cant wait for madonna new tour. she rocks live. shes the best. saww her last year and damn she moves better than akll of them
I doubt this is true…. she's directing a movie! and also releasing a fashion line…. and hasn't released an album yet…. it's not her usual working method… also a tour requires a lot of time and effort and I doubt she's having that time right now…. if she's doing a tour next year she's certainly not casting dancers right now, maybe after the whole movie shit is over
if this is true i would go and see her, i missed out on her last tour when she done 2 or 3 nights at the o2, she didnt sell out and still had empty seats so i wish i had bought a ticket! but i put all my energy into making sure i had tickets for MJ`s 50 date tour which broke records selling out.
i dont see any reason why this couldnt be true, i wouldnt go as far as to travel to see her but if she ever done a few dates in london again then i would definatly go and see her.
Madonna is an oldster now. I'm waiting for her to fall off a stage and break her hip. Maybe, ZsaZsa will be her roomate. They'll have to wheel her around on stage instead of her usual dance numbers. Vogue will be replaced with AARP. Maybe she'll get that twinky, I mean boyfriend of hers to watch those grandkids, I mean kids of hers. Noone in their right mind wants to see Granny doing hip hop unless it's on Americas got talent.
Isn't this a rehash of a story you printed last year before the second wind of her S&S tour? If my memory was any better, I would say it was almost word for word.
Madonna should just relax and enjoy the young dick.
Madgelina should concentrate more into great live-singing than aerobic on stage
Re: Gary78 – No her last album wasn't hip hop. LOL.
It was very successful all the same.
Re: Baron von Fleck – LOL Tina Turner is two DECADES older than Madonna and she still sells out stadiums sooo…