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Guess Who Might Be Dancing With The Stars??

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We bet he'll fit right in with all of the fake-tanner and sequins!

Jersey Shore's resident asshat, The Situation, is reportedly in negotiations to be a member of next season's Dancing With The Stars line-up!

Although nothing is official, we hear that the cast will be locked in by Monday.

BARF.

Fist-pumping and flashing your tired abs does not mean you can dance, bb!

But we have to admit, he'll bring a whole lot of douchery HIGHlarity to the competition if this pans out!

What do U think?? Would U tune in??

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31 comments to “Guess Who Might Be Dancing With The Stars??”



  1. 1

    Um, is it just me or do his "abs" look seriously weird and disgusting these days? i mean, WHAT IS THAT?



  2. 2

    wtf is up with his "abs"?



  3. 3

    It's like you can put your hand in there and squeeze his intestines XD



  4. 4

    he looks like he has some babies he needs to abort and do so quickly.

    my stomach looks like that when i haven't taken a shit in weeks.

    i can tell you more about it …if you wish.



  5. 5

    NO NO NO NO NO PUH-LEASE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  6. 6

    It looks like he has a huge vagina where his abs should be.



  7. 7

    am i the only one who think his abs look really weird? like fat smushed together?



  8. 8

    His gut looks like he's had too many waffles and martinis. He's no longer a 6 pack. He's got a liter now. If DWTS puts him on the show with all the z-list losers out there who would be much more entertaining, I would certainly watch George Clooney's prostrate exam.



  9. 9

    This * Situation* guy is such a goof! Totally high on himself!!

    ~~~ btw~~~ Super dickness there— you don't have nice and defined abs— you look like you had someone cut into a fat belly and split all the fat up to look like your muscles have definition!!



  10. 10

    Unfortunately I watched the show last night (I know) and I have to say that "The Situation" looks like he's 45 years old. He looks ugly and tired as hell! Abs Shmabs, I saw an ad for some exercise program on tv the other day and this 76 year old man was ripped! Who cares?



  11. 11

    Pauly is way hotter then him I wouldnt watch but if it was pauly hell yeah



  12. 12

    His abs look like baguettes.



  13. 13

    his "abs" are not even hot. seriously. i will not be watching. i think anyone else from the jersey shore might bring in the rating but not him everyone has had enough with his fake persona and ego that is bigger than kobe bryant, but at least kobe bryant has talent



  14. 14

    It looks like he's got a vagina and an asshole on his stomach. Fitting…since he's such a douche.



  15. 15

    Does anyone even like this pud?? His abs look horrible I dont know if its from too much working out or what but they look just bad.. He has a butter face for real.. Paulie D is way hotter then this tool bag .. And GOD help DWTS if this grenade lover is on. Talk about a ratings tank.



  16. 16

    OMG I could only watch half of the show last night and I had to turn off.
    It was awful and boring.
    MTV is going to lose a boatload of money this season.
    They really suck now.



  17. 17

    I don't understand why anyone would actually want to be on that stupid show. For the paycheck I guess?



  18. 18

    I wish he would put his shirt down….his abs aren't that great.



  19. 19

    this douche-bag needs a reality check! his "abs" aren't nice at all, they are disgusting looking! he always raises his shirt so fucking high, and i think he does that so that he can look at his "abs"….good thing too, cause he's the only one who is looking! GET OVER YOURSELF DOUCHE-BAG! uggh!



  20. 20

    Not the same abs from early season one, I tell ya what……



  21. 21

    What do you call a male butterface???

    'Cause this guy is definitely one!



  22. 22

    Re: BlackAvenger

    LOL!!!



  23. 23

    What happened to the six pack????? That's a budding Little Debbie belly. : )



  24. 24

    Perez, come on. You realize that the things people don't care about are never reported. Just by reporting this, it shows people care.



  25. 25

    Fucking Nasty. This show is tired, tired, tired. They just had their kick-off show and they are tired. Everyone is all ready over them. Too bad it will be on a full season, snore……..Maybe we will get lucky and a Latino Luvily will swing Snook around by her weave.



  26. 26

    Re: Angus8 – really…..it is done.



  27. 27

    he needs to come out of the closet and start his own show, dancing with the gays ! LOL he's not kidding anyone !



  28. 28

    He's disgusting.



  29. 29

    Why does this guy think his abs look so good? I think he needs to work out more. Taylor can show him what good abs look like.

    DWTS must be desperate. NO….I'M NOT INTERESTED IN SEEING HIM ON THE SHOW. SINCE WHEN IS HE A STAR?



  30. 30

    Dear "The Situation",

    Put your shirt down dude. You abs freak me out and every time I see a picture of you its in the same pose. Yeah my son lifts his shirt up alot as well. He's 2 1/2. Whats your excuse???



  31. 31

    Now this would be awesome. Oksana? fuck no.