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Oh, The Horror! Quiznos Scary Cats Are Back!

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How the eff is a nightmarish acid trip gone horribly wrong going to help these people sell sandwiches?!

Check out yet another chilling Quiznos commercial featuring hell's army of kittens in Marie Antoinette garb counting down to Danielle Staub's the Anti-Christ's second coming on Earth.

Somebody HAS to think this shiz is a good idea, otherwise they wouldn't have made another!

NO MORE! We beg of you!

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38 comments to “Oh, The Horror! Quiznos Scary Cats Are Back!”

  1. 1

    Bwahahahahaha!!! Those cats are fucking weird! WHy haven't I seen this commercial on TV yet??
    Love you Perez!!!!!!

  2. 2

    You can't seem to stop talking about it so the marketing campaign seems to be doing what it should (get noticed and brand recognition).

  3. 3

    Okay it's extremely obvious that ad was made for the internet and that you're being paid to post their shit on your site. We're not retarded, P.

  4. 4

    and that's why you are not in the field of advertising/marketing. as weird as this shit is, it gets people's attention and makes them think of quiznos. the point of an ad/commercial is to get your attention and these trippy pusses do just that.

  5. 5

    I think I am having a seizure…

  6. 6

    transparent, transparent, transparent……

  7. 7

    LoL, This is too funny. How juvenile!!

  8. 8

    After watching that…I fully expect to be woken up at 2am by voices in my head telling me I need to kill myself.

  9. 9


  10. 10

    i like it actually…a lot

  11. 11

    This is what you see when someone secretly replaces your weed with catnip!

  12. 12

    ahahahaa is somehow a Deja Vu from Zoolander (The part when Will Farrel dance to relax)..dont you think!?

    Well I think is greeaat hahahaha…5,4,3!! :)

  13. 13

    their not gana air this on tv are they?
    oh god..

  14. 14

    I don't remember the cats…I remember the sponge monkeys.

  15. 15

    I wuv teh kittehs! I hope this ad is around forEVAH!

  16. 16

    LOL LOL LOL This is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. I sure as hell laughed as hard as you do on an acid trip. I've never seen the commercials before so maybe they're not airing up here. Too bad, simply hilarious. Makes me want a sub. lol

  17. 17

    Better than their weird rats with rigormortis commercials they had a few years back, they screamed "We love your subs" - I have never and will never at there because of those commercials, ew.

  18. 18

    Stupid Perez and your non-fact checker employees! This is not an actual Quiznos commercial! Someone just made a remix of the original Quiznos commercial! Its HIGHlarious! Better than the original!

  19. 19

    i like it better thasn the ads they did a few yrs ago

  20. 20

    Re: Luv2byte – omg those were creepy

  21. 21

    Quiznos > Subway! Love em both :)

  22. 22

    What the eff was that??? That is the stupidest commercial I've ever seen in my life and I hope to god I don't ever have to see another one as long as I live. Fuck Quizno's. Their commercial's & their food both suck!

  23. 23

    doesnt even make sense

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  25. 25

    this one is worse than the first one!! what the hell!!!

  26. 26

    Okay, this ad campaign by Quiznos is really getting out of hand. What the eff is next–koalas?! Such pervasive use of cats leads me to question the origin of the meats they use in making their sandwiches(yet another reason I'm glad to be vegetarian). Time for the ASPCA to take a gander at the goings-on there.

  27. 27

    Lolz wth? xD Pretty nutty! BTW, Quizno's is good. Nom Nom

  28. 28

    Dude, Perez, did you ever see the Quiznos commercials from several years ago with the singing rats/hamsters?!? These cats have nothing on those ads! They were weird, creepy, and f-ing hilarious!!

  29. 29

    Re: ChristinaLovesGossip – =You're right. These ads totally get people talking. Far more interesting to see kittens wearing costumes & playing horns then to just see a sandwich

  30. 30

    the talking oven is wayyy more creepier LOL

  31. 31

    I doubt it'll play on TV because it's too long. Most commercials are about 30 seconds long. They'd have to shorten it quite a bit. My 2 year old son loved it! So naturally, I do as well!

  32. 32

    LOVE it!

  33. 33

    youre getting paid for this obvs

  34. 34

    Re: marijo87 – OBEY MY DOG!!!!! ha ha ha Mugatu!!

  35. 35

    Hahaha this shit's hilarious.

  36. 36

    EWWW, creepy :[

  37. 37

    I had a dream that I was in a motel 6 and I woke up to see the fucking little cats dancing on the end of my bed. They were singing "I want your dope, I take Your Dope, We all take your dope". One tried to smother me and I beat it against the fucking wall. Should I seek help?

  38. 38

    It really is on TV, albeit edited to 30 seconds. Just saw it.