Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Finally! It's taken months for this shiz to go through!
We reported way back in January that the woman responsible for slashing Leonardo DiCaprio's face with a wine glass in 2005 was being extradited from Canada to face trial in the states, and it's finally happened!
Aretha Wilson took a flight with authorities into El Lay last night, and is currently in custody.
Phew! Let's hope that the crazy is given plastic utensils this time around!
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