It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Oh man! This is so sad, you guys. We barely know what to say!
Now, she's preparing for a lucrative career selling crap to the masses and she has hooked up with the ShamWow guy to do it.
Check out the trailer for the DUMBEST movie we think will ever be written, Underground Comedy, starring LiLo as Lilo. (above)
We can't watch it again! We got to go! Poor Lindsay!