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Jordan's Career Is In The Toilet

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With a SHITeous new single and an out of control addiction to horrible plastic surgery, Katie Price AKA Jordan's career is officially over.

Sources say that she "fears for her future as job offers have all but dried up. The work isn't coming in. She hasn't had one good job offer for months, just personal appearances at parties in Austria. They still like her abroad."

So basically she's going to try to saturate Europe with her STANK! Good luck, bb! They'll get tired of you too!

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37 comments to “Jordan's Career Is In The Toilet”



  1. 1

    Ok, the typos on this site are out of control now. Instead of Katie Price it should be Mario Lavanwhatever….



  2. 2

    I have a wonderful idea. Stop posting about this woman. As a follower of American Celebrities, this woman is not something I care about. She's neither, so I don't care. If you feel like you should post about another countries celebrities, pick someone with talent and not some shameless loser that I couldn't care about.



  3. 3

    i still dont know who this is..u keep reporting on her and i keep wondering y…



  4. 4

    How stupid are you you fucking retard thats where shes really famous people in europe ar still gonna like her, your such a fucking dumbass get educated first idiot apparently you going to private school didnt do anything for you , your so ignorant a disgrace to us gays



  5. 5

    with ya "sam" & "femfilm". maybe people in europe are learning our ability not to care about this british kardashian.
    aren't there some pics of the sloppy & dilapidated brittney you could post and comment on how good you think she looks instead.



  6. 6

    Her book will join yours in the bargain bins? That's what you meant with the humorous (not) scribbles over the photo?



  7. 7

    Well of course she's still popular abroad… I've never heard of her and I don't care about what she does!



  8. 8

    Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #214,499 in Books (that's Perez' latest opus)

  9. SaraT says – reply to this


    9

    Doubtful, she always being mobbed by papz, her wedding was ruined by them. she just signed with living for a new reality tv series. and she's currently on at least 3 magazine covers I just saw coming back from the shops. I don't think she is over yet.



  10. 10

    her new book is on the top spot of best sellers in the UK.
    Don't get me wrong, I hate that skank, but Perez has suddenly reported this negative and unfounded report, I wonder if there's a rift between these two queens.
    Why can't Perez be a more of a professional journalist



  11. 11

    Her career was over a long time ago. I still think she's beautiful though



  12. 12

    Perez you cretin, it has never been out of the toilet for anyone but you.



  13. 13

    nobody cares, no one knows who she is



  14. 14

    Re: samlouvert – it may surprise you to hear this, but not everyone who reads this website is from your country. in fact, there's a whole world of countries out there! shocking isn't it?! also, it may startle you to know that this isn't your own personal website catered to your requirements. if you want that, go and write your own blog. as it happens, i'm from the UK and have been subjected to this stupid bitch's career for the last 10 years, so am elated to hear that we may soon be hearing the last of her. get your head out of your arse. there's a lot going on outside of America.



  15. 15

    SHE MAYBE SHITEOUS BUT BITCH IS WORTH OVER $60 MIL LAST I HEARD. YEA, I CAN STAND BEING UNEMPLOYED WITH THAT AMOUNT. FUCK OFF FAT BOY!! AND WHAT PENNIES DID U MAKE ADVERTISING CONDOMS ON YOUR SITE?? EXACTLY… ZIPPO.



  16. 16

    She can team up with Spencer Pratt - 2 desperate idiots.



  17. 17

    She has no talent and is/was only known for her body and divorce. Just another made up English tabloid star whose 15 minutes are up.



  18. 18

    Re: FemaleFilmMajor – She's just a skank from the UK who will get her tits out for anybody who asks. You're not missing anything.



  19. 19

    Re: amycakes86 – It shouldn't shock you to know this, but the reason people come here is to read about American Celebrities. I hate to tell you this it's L.A. California, not L.A. Liverpool. I know there's lots of other famous people out there, it's just Perez should cater to his audience. If I wanted to hear about another countries "celebrities" I'd find a website that reported on that. And if you're so keen to hear the end of her why are you attacking me about it? I did say he should report on people who actually deserve it.



  20. 20

    you cant really say "officially" at all!



  21. 21

    Re: samlouvert – you said that he should report on people you want to hear about, not people who deserve it. i'm sure if we did a poll you'd find that a large proportion of this site's readers are not from the US, so please don't assume that i'm not only non-American here. also, have you ever thought that many of the people who you consider to be celebrities mean absolutely nothing to anybody outside of your country? and also, L.A. Liverpool? please. you make no sense. i encourage you to develop a competent grasp of geography before you end up inventing places in areas of the world you clearly no nothing about.



  22. 22

    Has she made porn yet?



  23. 23

    Re Samlouver & Amy cakes

    Amycakes I completely agree with you, Samlouvert needs to open up a map of the world and comprehend that there is a whole world outside of the USA!! give me a break! ppl from all over the world read this site to get a laugh out of what these self absorbed, anti depressant addict Americans are obsessing over now!!!! one minute they obsess over a celeb the next they hate em.. I could care less about Jordan or Britney but am aware of this site and so called celebs worldwide cuz I am alive and aware of the world around me…and read these crap sites when I want to de stress from a PRODUCTIVE DAY and read mind numbing crap!



  24. 24

    Well, there's actually a lot of us "foreigners" that reads Perez if ya US guys didn't get that!? Perez knows that's why he's writing about those "unknown" (TO YOU US PEOPLE) celebrities. Maybe Perez should start writing about Asian celbs too, then I think he'd have plenty more pageviews than already in his stats.



  25. 25

    Yup, right beside yours.



  26. 26

    Perez is a fucking moron. She just signed the biggest reality TV show deal in both the UK and US with Virgin Media for 10 million for 4 years. Her book is also number one, already selling almost 100,000.

    He's just bitter she ditched him when she came to LA last. Pathetic.



  27. 27

    Internet cockroach Perez Hilton's weighty tome found its way into the bargain bin so quick he was bribing people to buy it before its market date.

  28. NatMH says – reply to this


    28

    Re: samlouvert

    samlouvery - I guess Perez should also stop posting about Robert Pattinson, Kate Winslet, Ed Westwick, Emily Blunt too then seeing there arent "American celebs"?



  29. 29

    ?????????who???????????????



  30. 30

    her career cant being going to the rubbish bin, if you still keep blogging about her and she still appears in the british press… shes a great bussiness women so she'll be back on top in no time. i love her!



  31. 31

    The way she handled her divorce and quick marriage to another guy..well..i guess turns people off…..

  32. @v@ says – reply to this


    32

    She's lucky it's in the toilet. She has two husbands; one an ex, which means she's gotten twice as many presents.



  33. 33

    shes lucky she managed to drag it out this long



  34. 34

    Re: samlouvert – are you really that stupid? do you think we all give a shit about spencer the prat and heidi retard? no. we just skip past the posts on them and dont bitch and moan. you should try it



  35. 35

    Who is she ??? i guess she is rich but for what is she in porn or a transexual who is she ??



  36. 36

    Peter Andre's manager Claire Powell Jordan's ex-manger , did a good job of re- branding jordan. Before Claire managed her Jordan was heavily pregnant always pictured drunk stumbling out of night clubs wearing stripper clothes with her baby bump. Her only career had been stripping and showing her tits off which were twice the size they are now!! sex tapes and selling stories on how big her ex-boyfriends dicks were
    Claire Powell turned this skanky flea bitten hoe into something acceptable when she married the singer peter Andre which made Jordan masses of money .
    Peter divorced jordan because she is an ugly stupid skanky dirty bitch. Her career is going down the toilet . where she belongs



  37. 37

    Good riddance Jordan, can't come too soon for the majority of the GBP!