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Charlie Sheen Will NOT Miss Any Tapings Of Two And A Half Men Despite Potential Jail Sentence!
Ugh! We suppose justice can't be served all the time!
Charlie Sheen will finally be appearing in court in Colorodo today to cop a plea deal for his Christmas day assault on wife Brooke Mueller, and according to sources, if all goes as planned, the scumbag will NOT even miss one taping of his show, Two and a Half Men - even if he does get jail time!
How many hours is he going to serve behind bars?! Three?!
Lame!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: assault, brooke mueller, colorodo, court case, crack is whack, lame, plea deal
More Hell In Gordon Ramsay's Kitchens!
Pamela Anderson Gets 
Well, we can't have his breaking the law interfere with the taping of a TV show now, can we?? Ah, Celebrity Justice at its best.
As you'd probably say yourself Perez, stop hating on the guy.
Doesn't anyone understand that our prisons are over crowded? There isn't room to imprison people like these. Would you guys prefer that they keep people like Charlie and Lindsay locked up to set an example and release rapists and drug dealers instead?
Oh come on, Perez - that woman is nuts.
HE'S NOT SPECIAL…HE'S GOT A DAMN GOOD LAWYERS….
You can hold a knife to a women's throat, threaten to kill her on Christmas day with your kids in the room but you better pay you taxes or else you will go to jail.
Women better be real scared because the Charlie Sheen's of the world are going to get you. The court system stink.
In other news, I've missed every single showing.