Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Another mother effing awards show!
And not just any award show - another shit-kickin' country music awards show! Because honestly, just having the CBS' Academy of Country Music Awards, ABC's Country Music Awards, CMT's Country Music Television Awards and the CMA Music Festival is not enough!
Fox has announced the launch of their first country music awards show, The American Country Awards, which will premiere Dec. 6 live on the East Coast from Las Vegas.
So make sure the TIVO's are set in the trailer park for that one.
We kid, we kid.
Gee, wonder how many of these trophies Taylor Swift is going to walk away with? Should we just give them all to her and call it a day?!
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