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Shark At The Jersey Shore!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

And it's not a little nickname like "gorilla!"

A real live, actual shark showed up near Seaside Heights, New Jersey, and apparently had the guidos and guidettes scared shiz-less when it swam alarmingly close to the sand! The beach even had to be shut down!


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29 comments to “Shark At The Jersey Shore!”

  1. 1

    oh god! please PLEASE someone throw Snooki and Situation in the water!!!

  2. 2

    What the fuck? Thats like the smallest shark ever…maybe further out in the water where you couldnt get away or couldnt kick the shit out of it that would be scary…but that close in? What the hell..

  3. 3

    Lol he wanted to show the situation his situation

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  6. 6

    too bad it didnt eat a guido.
    side note…its kinda cool though… i mean you dont see things like this everyday. glad no one got hurt.
    P.S - its SHARK WEEK. - irony anybody? lol

  7. 7

    because that sharks knows that the jersey shore SUCKS!!

  8. 8

    just in time for shark week

  9. 9

    Sharks are near Jersey shores all the time. Jaws was inspired by Great White attacks off the beaches of New Jersey. Too bad a big ol' whitey wasn't around when the Jersey Shore kids were there. I'd actually watch it then.

  10. 10

    Well it is shark week perez

  11. 11

    I live down at the Jersey Shore - the shark was in Seaside Park which is a completely different and non-trashy area of the shore. The shark was spotted on 11th street and NO JERSEY SHORE CAST MEMBERS were present. In fact, us locals wouldn't mind if the cast (and their trashy fans that have bombarded Seaside Heights, NJ) re-located themselves back to where they came from. An awful representation of our state.

  12. 12

    Shark couldn't take all the Grease in the water after contemplating suicide it turned and headed to Gulf of Mexico for better waters.

  13. 13

    he just wanted to show his love to the cast xD

  14. 14

    You DO know it's Shark Week on Discovery channel, right? It's a robot shark to tie Jersey Shore to Shark Week LMAO

  15. 15

    too bad it didnt eat Snookie

  16. 16

    The Jersey shark just wanted its 15 minutes of fame like the rest of the Jersey Shore famehogs!!!

  17. 17

    Like I wasn't chicken-of-the-sea already . . . I live on the East coast and this has forever ruined me re swimming in the Ocean.

  18. 18

    I really don't care much for the show…thats my home! yea its a small shark but to us jersey people, thats a big deal!

  19. 19

    This news is like 2 weeks old…. I would know I live in Jersey and a huge scene was made out of it about 2 weeks ago. Haven't heard anything since…

  20. 20

    Re: HarleyDexter – Actually sharks really aren't near our shores all the time. This is the first year I have ever heard of sharks coming as close to shore as they have this summer. Maybe they're far off shore, and I am sure they are, but they rarely come like this.

  21. 21

    "Bro I would have totally like punched that shark in the face. I mean, one hit and it's out. OUT BRO!! OUT!! If if didn't die, it would have swam back to its other shark friends and been like 'I picked the wrong shore bro…'… Lights out you shark!!!"

  22. 22

    not going to the beach for a few days! or atleast seaside beach

  23. 23

    Sharks coming on shore, bears attacking sleeping people in tents, deer slamming thru glass windows into stores. Do you all think that maybe the animals and their instincts are trying to tell all of us stupid humans something? They have some kind of instinct going on and maybe they are warning us that something is not right. Think about it for just a second if your attention span lasts that long.

  24. 24

    Sharks like ham.

  25. 25

    obviously he just wanted to be on TV
    everyone deserves their 15 minutes

  26. 26

    this has been happening all summer in seaside. i hate how it's only relevant now because they are filming season 3.

  27. 27

    he was just excited about shark week guys

  28. 28

    5ft? thats it? thats TINY. granted its a foot taller than snookie is, but a 5 footer isnt going to do much damage other than scratch you or slap the shit out of you with its tail.

  29. 29

    That would be a RATINgS bonanza!!!!

    Could they please chuck Snooki in the water next time?!!