As we all know, the key to any police officer’s heart is through profanity.
Shockingly, Snooki found the only two cops immune to four-letter words, and she was arrested on Friday. Here’s an excerpt from her charming plea for release:
"You can't tell me what to do - I'm Snooki, "Do you know who I am? I'm f—— Snooki. You can't do this to me. I'm f—— Snooki. You guys are going to be sorry for this. Release me!"
It is beyond baffling that the cops didn’t succumb to her convincing argument. Fortunately, by Saturday night, she was released and exploring a sex toy store with new castmember Deena Nicole. Here’s what a clerk at the store, Kim, had to say about Snook and her co-shopper:
"They were all-American girls.”
Right on, Kim! We couldn’t agree more. And
way way way way way deep down, we know Snook’s arresting officers feel the same way.
[Image via Getty Images.]
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