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Snooki Curses Out Cops

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As we all know, the key to any police officer’s heart is through profanity.

Shockingly, Snooki found the only two cops immune to four-letter words, and she was arrested on Friday. Here’s an excerpt from her charming plea for release:

"You can't tell me what to do - I'm Snooki, "Do you know who I am? I'm f—— Snooki. You can't do this to me. I'm f—— Snooki. You guys are going to be sorry for this. Release me!"

It is beyond baffling that the cops didn’t succumb to her convincing argument. Fortunately, by Saturday night, she was released and exploring a sex toy store with new castmember Deena Nicole. Here’s what a clerk at the store, Kim, had to say about Snook and her co-shopper:

"They were all-American girls.”

Right on, Kim! We couldn’t agree more. And way way way way way deep down, we know Snook’s arresting officers feel the same way.

[Image via Getty Images.]

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41 comments to “Snooki Curses Out Cops”



  1. 1

    ""Do you know who I am? I'm f—— Snooki"

    she must have learned that from Lindsay Lohan



  2. 2

    A Minni-Linsay in the makeing. Get over yourself!!



  3. 3

    Keep feeding that Ego, ppl.



  4. 4

    Ha! "I'm Snooki." LMFAO! That & 75 cents will get you a phone call - which girlfriend obviously needed. I bet those cops will be telling that story to their grandchildren long after Snooki dies from tanning. Oh - wait! That's right! The Governor put a 10% tax on tanning just for her, so now she has to home tan. What … an …idiot.



  5. 5

    i don't care who you are, you aren't above the law.

  6. buck says – reply to this


    6

    Even Obama knows who Shooki is….how embarrasing.



  7. 7

    They should have shot that drunk Ompa Lompa slut!



  8. 8

    you're kidding right?



  9. 9

    im jealous her arm is right under jwoww's big succulent tittays that eveyrone has suckled on.. nic perky nips also



  10. 10

    No honey what you are is a piece of white trash garbage that's what you are sweetie…
    www.thethrifters.net



  11. 11

    LOVE this girl… but find it unfortunate that was her attitude when arressted…Don't use the LOLhan excuse that you can do what you want because your famous….tisk tisk..



  12. 12

    It's sad and sick that people think that they can do all of this shit and get a fucking pay raise and more attention. It's going to be a reality check when her 15 minutes are up.



  13. 13

    Because she fucking snooki? even more reason to arrest the trash

  14. jkf says – reply to this


    14

    I dont' know or care what a snookie is but check out the tit on the girl in the purple.



  15. 15

    Next time she could hide inside her own fake Pucci-Gucci handbag, it seems big enough to contain this overweight smurfette.

  16. YUCK says – reply to this


    16

    omg at least this ugly fat nobody traded up from coach to gucci, but did she have to buy the ugliest gucci bag ever, I know she bought that huge bag to cover up her huge gut.

  17. YUCK says – reply to this


    17

    btw her arms are so fat you can tell she is like 52% body fat from where the cop is pinching them.



  18. 18

    Please don't call her a mini Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan definitely has serious issues now, but she used to be very talented not to mention smoking hot. Where as snooki is famous for being trash. I bet the jersey shore cast has never stepped foot in Italy, if they did they might have realized what true Italians think of them.



  19. 19

    gurl! hello! who the hell she this she is!?! stupid drunk chick



  20. 20

    This bitch is either going to peal over and die from heart attack or bake herself to death in a tanning bed. I'm looking forward to it. hahaha



  21. 21

    She looks like Yoko Ono in this pic.



  22. 22

    That poor policeman, having to let his fingers sink so deep into her oily, orange arm fat.



  23. 23

    the next Lindsay Lohan



  24. 24

    Please don't call her all-American. It makes me want to denounce my being one and move to England. And how dare she speak to cops that way you little fucking whore!!



  25. 25

    LMFAO! UH OH…she's Snooki, better obey ppl.



  26. 26

    attack of the killer meatball



  27. 27

    "You guys are going to be sorry for this. Release me" ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! As the wife of a cop, I can just imagine the stories those guys are going to tell about that stupid twat for years to come!



  28. 28

    Re: buck

    Who is Shooki?



  29. 29

    Holie Shitolie! Look at that ham-sized bicep on that little troll. Her arm is a big as that policemans — if not bigger!!



  30. 30

    Re: HeartsContent

    Hell Yeah! I bet those cops were terrified!



  31. 31

    i hate this drunk chick ….hello!?!! who do u think u r!?



  32. 32

    "i'm f—— snookie, i got famous even though i have no talent - mostly because i'm a mess. i am above the law! unhand me!"



  33. 33

    "do you know who I am? I'm f– Snooki"
    WOWWWWWW
    this bitch needs to get off her high horse and realize that she is a NOBODY and her 15 minutes is running out FAST.
    she'll be irrelevant before this time next year.
    fucking fake orange ass heffer.



  34. 34

    Hey fucking Snookie - look what they did. You asshole.



  35. 35

    She used to be the only member of that cast that I actually liked. But the fame has gotten to her head, now their all worthless!



  36. 36

    I WANNA SUCK THAT HUGE PURPLE TIT



  37. 37

    I'm sick and tired of this trash



  38. 38

    how about instead of replacing angelina they keep it like the first season? the show doesnt need anymore trash



  39. 39

    and also snooki needs to get her fat ass over herself. i thought she claimed she was keeping it real? liar.



  40. 40

    You are nobody and you are not special



  41. 41

    BAHAHAHAHAH!