The Sadness That Is Snooki In Seaside Heights Prison!
The wrath of Snooki was felt by all in Seaside Heights last Friday when our fave Jersey Girl was carted off to prison by the Jerseymafia police.
This afternoon, the grenade lovin' douche-bags who dared to lock our precious, pickleicious princess away released her mugshot.
She looks…RAVISHING! A priceless, picturesque portrait of Jersey Shore Petrochemical Refinery Queen! Have it framed and put up in the house next to Ronnie's mugshot!
Glorious!
Tags: arrested, jersey shore, mugshot, seaside heights
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She's a dumb whore.
You are a fuckin 12 year old. Again, it's not a prison, it's jail you fucktard. huge difference. Put it this way, in Jail, you would have to give the boys reach arounds, in prison, they would all take turns fuckin ya, get it now homo. And yeah, she's so classy, such a princess. She's a fat tranny whore with no upper lip and a body like a bowling pin.
Minni-Linsanity, get over yourself girl. Five years from now it'll be Snooki who?
So you are promoting alcohol fueled disorderly conduct. Shame Shame.
perez.. have you ever even been to jersey? doesn't sound like it, because if you had you would know that the majority of the state is not a petrochemical refinery, we are the GARDEN STATE because of our wonderful farms, forests and rural areas, the reason we have that reputation is because of the small portion of the state surrounding new york city. please don't talk shit about something you know NOTHING about. still love you, but stop hating on jersey, these jersey shore fools arent even FROM our state, they just come here.
HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Now, this is really "HIGHlarious"!! Can you imagine how this alcoholic skank whore REEKED at her strip search? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Perez are you mentally fucking retarded? First of all for the killionth time she is not in prison…you go to prison when your sentence is over a year douche bag. how come Lindsay Lohan goes to jail and she deserves it, Snookie goes to jail for being a drunken fucking mess and it's the cops being douche bags? You're a real piece of shit, and your girl snookie looks like one too in this lil pic. Reread that article and realize how fucking stupid you sound…ass hole.
p.s. Lindsay Lohan's mugshot was way cuter…quit being biased ass hole and give us real news
She needs to lay off the high calorie booze and stick to diet Pepsi.
Good this will give Obama something to focus on instead of fucking up the ecomony
Please stop posting items on this duck-faced trash….
I hope she drowns at the Jersey Shore or gets trapped in a tanning bed. Please stop talking about these guido jerk-offs already!
HAHAHAHAHA I can't stand this twat and her crew! MTV must be lovin all the free publicity they are getting from these retards!
She looks great. Just kidding. Barf.
Now for months you are going to shove this little troll down our throat for days on end like you've done other celebs. Does MTV pay you to promote this little troll and the stupid show?
Her drunken incident I'm quite sure was all staged for publicity. RIDICULOUS and STUPID, as is Snooki.
God, I'm sick of these stupid people and these stupid ass shows.
I hope she is saving every dime she makes because she'll be out of Hollywood on her ample ass very soon.
This is probably the best I've ever seen this fugly cun*t look.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That picture is hilarious!!
She's not from New Jersey. None of those horrid things are, and the ones that are, are fucking Bennys. None of them are from the shore. They are a disgrace to our lovely state. Perez, I love you, but you gotta stop knocking Jersey and identifying this things, because they definitely don't count as people, with our home.
Also, just a little fun fact, people who are from New Jersey and live on the shore call it Sleazeside for a reason. (And we were calling it sleazeside long before mtv showed up with these disgraces)
love the running eye make-up. brilliant.
Someone beat me to it but she does not look too bad here. Not being mean but look how her hair is. Wow!
WTF gives Perez? She's turning into another Amy Winehouse or Lindsay Lohan. Seriously this girl needs rehab but instead of insulting her like you do to Amy & Lindsay you blame the cops for arresting her. Hypocrite much?
Re: Pacific Ocean Gal – of course piggy is on the payroll.
Re: hoochpit – Body like a BOWLING PIN… That is Hilariious.
Man, Mario… wasnt she like you best buddy a couple weeks ago on your stupid little web show? You turn on people FAST. Bi-Polar much?
How can you love this girl and hate Vanessa Hudgens? They're practically twins! I don't get it.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PRISON AND JAIL YOU ASSHOLE
they should have kept her over there for a very looong time !!
Her fucking wonky right eye gets worse when she's drunk.
guess they dony know who you are. lmao
What's with her lips?
Im sure she's laughing all the way to the bank, but does this gal even realize she's as big a joke as Lohan? And why cover her so much? Does MTV pay that well?
Re: hoochpit – I was just about to say the same thing, when I saw your comment. JAIL IS NOT PRISON! They are two very different places. Get it right!
Prison? or JAIL?? >_>
k u give fucking shit for lindsay being a mess and other celebs. look at her. shes a fat ugly dwarf whos a drunken mess. and u love her? go fuck yourself
she's like the italian foxy brown nasty..she's hard to look at
I hope this is sarcasm, otherwise this site and it's writers have hit rock bottom. Glorifying the misbehaved… sad.
she gets money for doing this stupid shit reality show. i guess this is what the world has come to….. what an IDIOT.
Do we have to endure stupid Snooki trivia on a daily basis??? I guess so since Mario wants us to love this whore as much as he does!!!
SOUNDS LIKE A SEVENTY YEAR OLD IS WRITING THIS AND TRYING TO SOUND HIP AND YOUNG. WHAT GIVES?
she is cute.
but how tall is she ?
she is cute but if she isnt supergirl or superman.
i love the girls
This is all done for publicity for the show. She is so annoying and stupid and Perez the way you always say how much you like her is sickening and just tells us all what a low life you really are. You like all the low life ppl and the good ppl you cut down. You belong in a trailer trash park along with Snooki.
wowww if this was jennifer love hewitt/gaga you'd be shitting on her life. you're so pathetic and disgusting mario.
This pic is my laptop wallpaper! She may be sad but she's soooooo sexy doin it. makes me hot!
OH YEA
Doesn't she look lovely, lol.
It's because of this bitch that I have to deal with people at college rolling their eyes at the mention of my homestate. Everything I do is responded to with, "She's soooo Jersey."
Thanks, Snooks.
I wonder why we can't get fame for something superb, like our music scene. Instead we're embarrassed by these "guidos" and "guidettes" (a few of them aren't even Italian?!) I'm not Italian, but I know plenty of Italian people from Jersey who aren't orange, don't talk like BENNYs, and act like respectable human beings. Down with the "Joisey" stereotype!