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Again! Bristol Palin Announces Split With Levi!

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It's official!

Levi Johnston has been kicked to the curb AGAIN by the Palins!

After allegedly impregnating ANOTHER Alaskan teen, Bristol Palin tearfully announced that her baby daddy is once again out of her life.

She reveals:

"It's over. I broke up with him. There's been no remorse. The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family. He's just obsessed with the limelight and I got played. Through this whole experience I know I need a man who's going to be completely honest with me and someone who loves me and Tripp and wants to be with him all the time. I also want someone who has religious beliefs and a good family."

That's right, gurl! You need someone who's going to famewhore with you - but on YOUR terms.

Bwa ha ha!

Speaking of famewhoring, Sexy Sarah, who is totally LOVING this mess, chimed in:

"I wish for Bristol to be able to move forward in life with her same forgiving, gracious, optimistic spirit, but from henceforth she'll know to trust but verify. Bristol is strong, she is independent, and she knows what is right for her bank account son."

Such heartbreak and anguish! Boo-hoo!

We knew Bristol had to be dumb - she let that douchebag stick it in her without a condom, after all - but we didn't think she'd be STOOPID enough to take him back after everything!

But hey! Maybe third time will be a charm and they'll reconcile again, right?!

They certainly deserve each other!

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32 comments to “Again! Bristol Palin Announces Split With Levi!”



  1. 1

    so glad she kicked this loser to the curb. especially after he shit talked about her family for a year, it seemed he did not have the right intentions. but i shouldnt speak too soon cause in a few months he will probably win her back again.

  2. k-rol says – reply to this


    2

    OMG! that sucks for her and the baby. i hope she is really done with the dog.



  3. 3

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  4. 4

    Or maybe they were never back together in the first place and did it for the $100,000! Duh!



  5. 5

    I LOVE Bristol Palin, she is gorgeous



  6. 6

    Bristol was a CHILD, a MINOR by law when Levi got her pregnant. Levi was 18, an adult by law. Levi could have been charged with statutory rape but the Palin's knew they were both stupid kids that made mistake. Levi's goals are to continue to make money by exploiting the Palin name. Bristol is a tired young mother and Levi took advantage of her again by using her love for Tripp. Levi had not job and as soon as he gets engaged to Bristol, Levi gets the music video gig. I hope she let the loser see the kid but does not become involved with him again.



  7. 7

    Whatever…who would be stupid enough to believe that had really "reconciled"? Let's see, they say they are getting back together but won't be living under the same roof until after the wedding. And then as soon as it turns out that nobody wants to make a reality show out of their life together, they conveniently "break up" again. Sarah Palin probably engineered the whole thing because she is the biggest famewhore of all. I don't buy a word of any of it.

  8. chlyn says – reply to this


    8

    "I also want someone who has religious beliefs and a good family." Why would such a person want to marry YOU, Bristol?



  9. 9

    and why do they deserve each other? You're such a fucking asshole!
    *
    and as far as your tags go…you are a 'famewhore', a 'dumbass', a 'douchebag' and definitely a 'stupid' person!
    *
    They are TEENAGERS! Teenagers don't always do the right things, they are still learning about life! Like you were perfect at that age? Gimme a break!
    *
    FAT, PATHETIC, LOSER = PEREZ or MARIO…whatever the fuck you want to call yourself!



  10. 10

    HAHAHA!! Bristol thought she would have the fairytale wedding Chelsea Clinton had. Too bad. Two Losers



  11. 11

    WOW! PEREZ YOU REALLY HATE THIS FAMILY. YOU ARE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A SICK STALKER. JUST BECAUSE THEY DO NOT BELIEVE IN GAY SEX LIKE YOU DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE SO HARSH. LIGHTEN UP DUDE….I MEAN DOLL.



  12. 12

    Hey Palin famewhore, I hear Spencer Pratt is a free man. Maybe you and he can get together. It seems like a perfect match.



  13. 13

    Re: chlyn
    FUCK OFF! Are the virgin Mary? I bet not you fucking hypocrite!



  14. 14

    An what did this little girl do to deserve this? She's a kid dude. Does it make you feel big, you small minded jerk. Because she is Palins daughter, that makes it OK?

    How dare you attack and mock a child. There are girls every day whose hearts are played like this by boys who want to get laid.

    You are a steaming pile of shit Mario.

    If this were Chelsea Clinton, you would not dare.



  15. 15

    Did you know, that the british (or London( Rhyming slang for tis was Bristols bits??



  16. 16

    She should know all about people who are "obsessed with the limelight". Look at her asshole mama.



  17. 17

    Re: blsdjan

    Shut the fuck up you stupid cun*t.



  18. 18

    God, Perez. It's a mystery to me you haven't been gone and forgotten YEARS ago. You have such a sour heart. It's not funny or becoming…but it must serve you some kind of purpose. Whatever tunes your tubes.



  19. 19

    God, Bristol is almost as stupid as her mother. almost.
    *
    you know, there are so many reasons to hate John McCain, but him introducing the Palin family to America has got to be the biggest!



  20. 20

    Chapter 21 of the Wasilla Hillbillies.



  21. 21

    so this is how you talk about someone solely because of her parents' political aspirations ? You do realize that Sarah Palin has an IQ far higher than yours ?

    You can claim disassociation all you want "perez", your spirit is not in good condition. You should really adopt some of the simple policies such as the golden rule, do unto others, etc. You have gone from snarky and amusing to hateful and wild-eyed venom spewing monster. It's ugly.



  22. 22

    Re: blsdjan – thats not true. In a lot of states there is a thing called "age of consent". A sixteen year old can hook up with a 20 year old, and a 17 year old can hook up with a 21 year old.



  23. 23

    Re: AttFinch – wow.. that is the best comment ever.. this girl is famewhore trash just like her bitch of a mother … i wish they would all just fade away… how did trailer trash like this almost end up in the white house



  24. 24

    "…I need a man…"

    That sounds like pure independence there. Honey, if you "need a man" you need to worry about loving you for you, first!



  25. 25

    Re: PROF.Buk0wski ENGLISH PROF OF THE CENTU – 18 years old is not a child. If she was old enough to get fucked and have a kid then she is old enough to be mocked for being white trash : )



  26. 26

    You wrote: "After allegedly impregnating ANOTHER Alaskan teen, Bristol Palin"

    Bristol did not allegedly impregnate anyone.

    Your writing is worse, even, than Sarah's: "from henceforth…" LOL!!!! what the? From henceforth? HAHAHAHAHA!

    Bristol thinks she deserves a man who will love her and her son. By that logic, Levi too deserves a woman who will love him and his son. Quid pro quo. No one is "better" here. The sexual activity was consensual. They surely do have a cute spawn!



  27. 27

    No she is MUCH to good for him. I feel bad for her.



  28. 28

    Re: shittin_condoms – Agreed! However, I really did have hope for her and Levi. Maybe one day she'll be a model becuase she really is beautiful!



  29. 29

    What the gorgeous and hilarious Kathy Griffin got to say about all this?



  30. 30

    Re: blsdjan

    no he could not have been charged legally maybe if her mom broke laws to do it.

    there is an age between i think 14 and 18 four years different that is not stat rape.
    as long as your less then four years older it is not stat rape.



  31. 31

    An what did this little girl do to deserve this? She's a kid dude. Does it make you feel big, you small minded jerk. Because she is Palins daughter, that makes it OK?

    How dare you attack and mock a child. There are girls every day whose hearts are played like this by boys who want to get laid.

    You are a steaming pile of shit Mario.

    If this were Chelsea Clinton, you would not dare.

    Re: PROF.Buk0wski ENGLISH PROF OF THE CENTU

    Word.



  32. 32

    Utter morons. Did they return to US Magazine the money they received for selling them exclusive rights to their trashy "love story"?? They both need to be sterilized, and to disappear from sight. And, sadly, I am sure this trailer park saga won't do a thing to erode Mama Sarah's fan base of similarly-situated low-life trash.