Levi Johnston has been kicked to the curb AGAIN by the Palins!
After allegedly impregnating ANOTHER Alaskan teen, Bristol Palin tearfully announced that her baby daddy is once again out of her life.
"It's over. I broke up with him. There's been no remorse. The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family. He's just obsessed with the limelight and I got played. Through this whole experience I know I need a man who's going to be completely honest with me and someone who loves me and Tripp and wants to be with him all the time. I also want someone who has religious beliefs and a good family."
That's right, gurl! You need someone who's going to famewhore with you - but on YOUR terms.
Bwa ha ha!
Speaking of famewhoring, Sexy Sarah, who is totally LOVING this mess, chimed in:
"I wish for Bristol to be able to move forward in life with her same forgiving, gracious, optimistic spirit, but from henceforth she'll know to trust but verify. Bristol is strong, she is independent, and she knows what is right for her
Such heartbreak and anguish! Boo-hoo!
We knew Bristol had to be dumb - she let that douchebag stick it in her without a condom, after all - but we didn't think she'd be STOOPID enough to take him back after everything!
But hey! Maybe third time will be a charm and they'll reconcile again, right?!
They certainly deserve each other!
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