Lindsanity To Be A Published Author???
We knew. We KNEW it!
We knew as Lindsay Lohan toiled and sobbed her nights away at Lynwood prison, she would undoubtedly start writing things down so that one day it could be turned into a major bargain bin selling novel!
Oh what wondrous things do you suppose escaped from her mind and onto the pages of a her spiral notebook whilst being locked away???
Sources close to LiLo said that she "filled" up several notebooks while being put behind bars, spending most of her time documenting "every single thing about her life" in jail.
Ooo! Like what? LIKE WHAT???
Well, things like her relationships to her family, the strange noises coming from Alexis Neiers cell and sure-to-be best chapters - her dreams!
Yes, we said chapters, because LiLo has already expressed interest in turning the "journal" into a book for all the world to enjoy.
That girl is such a giver! Give, give, give! We don't know where we would be without her!
[Image via AP Images.]
Tags: book, journals, lindsanity, lynwood correctional facility, writing
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Completely useless human being.
Speaking of the bargin bin, isn't that where your books are?
jesus its not like she actually served time, she did 13 days in protective custody, wow
Yes because 13 days in jail is really book worthy. (shakes head in disgust)
She will probably find a good ghostwriter.
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She was in a 6×8 cell ..how interesting do you think her time in there was?
Are drugs involved in the writting of this newsblog?
I thought jail was to have time to reflect on your actions, and make wrong .. well right, or a turning point in life. Instead of "learning her lesson", Lindsay and Family have successfully turned this into an income, thanks to North America's fascination of watching people hit rock bottom. The week prior to her "surrendering" it was all over the media about Lindsay & Family shopping her story once she got out, for a 7 figure digit. Of course she was not going to reflect on the fact she was a drugged out has been, and rather try to cash in on her so called experience. Did you expect anything different, in all honesty if the offer was given, I'm sure the majority would do the same.
Of course. Ugh.
And if she does succeed in publishing a book, you'll no doubt be the first to give it plenty of coverage, Mario. Where would you two be without each other?
She can write?
Re: Kalon Aner – I agree! Without her and Lady Ga Ga you would have a half empty blog. Oh, well, you still have Mel Gibson!
If she does a porn tape, I would buy it
Jealous much Perez?
even if it doesnt sell, it'll still do better than both of your books combined
How big were the aforementioned notebooks? Like she had time to "fill up several notebooks" girlfriend barely spent 2 weeks in the clink!