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Drunk Woman Calls 911 Looking For A Date!

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Actually, it kind of is in your case. You just dialed the wrong number!

A drunk woman in Cincinnati was caught ON TAPE desperately calling 911 four times for help.

Her emergency? Not having a date.

Huh. Can't imagine why that would be so difficult for her!

Check out the tape of her sad, sad story above!

And by sad, we mean HIGHlarious!!!

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22 comments to “Drunk Woman Calls 911 Looking For A Date!”



  1. 1

    Fess up douchebag, that was you.



  2. 2

    Old, old, old news.

  3. Dusss says – reply to this


    3

    Sometimes… I feel like that too



  4. 4

    Hey…..I was lonely =(



  5. 5

    I swear this is like WEEKS old? Put the pipe down girl!



  6. 6

    Oh the hilarity. No, this is definitely not "old, old, old news". I live in Cincinnati and this just happened this past weekend, they were joking about it on the radio this morning. Such a shame that the only people you ever hear about from Cincinnati are Ochocinco, Nick Lachey, and this woman.



  7. 7

    That was Spencer Pratt voice! I just know it!!! lol



  8. 8

    Are you sure it wasn't you perez? We all know you're just as lonely.
    I mean really, who would want to date you? =P



  9. 9

    didn't they take lohan's phone away in rehab?



  10. 10

    I wanna drunk dial you ;-) I will look for you at courthouse tomorrow sugar. Maybe I can shake your hand. You are a wonderful writer and a smart businessman.

  11. ass says – reply to this


    11

    "Actually, it kind of is in your case."
    -
    Ummm, this is the first thing you say in your post, how are you already referencing something else? In other words, what the fuck are you talking about douchebag?

  12. ass says – reply to this


    12

    PS - This is ridiculously old. Nice "reporting" fucktard.



  13. 13

    Jesus I posted this aeons before you did.



  14. 14

    What an old post!MK had it on his website eons ago!C'mon!



  15. 15

    Sounds like Dina Lohan. She's missing Lindsay and just wants to get shtooped in ol' bung hole.



  16. 16

    Nevermind the lame content — having a lamer commercial before that crap takes the cake. HASBEEN IN THE MAKING!!!!! My, how you have fallen.



  17. 17

    I now know why Obama is part white and part black.
    What does he do best?
    Pandering!
    He is our Presidential Pander Bear

    And let's get real here. I would never want this to happen again, but what did we do with our Japanese population when we just THOUGHT that they were going to commit crimes against us in WWII?

    Well, not only do we know that when you cross our border without papers you HAVE committed a Federal crime, but what does our government do about it???

    THEY PANDER TO THEM! Can you believe this SH*T?

    What other country in the world does that?

    Jan Brewer has bigger ones than ANY one in Washington.

    We need to ship our Pander Bear to China since they own him anyway.



  18. 18

    Love the comment at the end "must be those handcuffs" LOLZ!!!!!!!!!



  19. 19

    That is just so wrong on ever level.
    www.thethrifters.net



  20. 20

    Chances are she's going to end up with someone before you ever find someone who is willing to sleep with you in the same bed. You fat lonely old fuck!



  21. 21

    Toooo dam funny! I was just reading my local news website, and there was this 57 year old guy who called 911 saying he needed a ride to the liquor store, LOL….He got a ride alright, straight to the downtown jail house



  22. 22

    The only date this lady will get..is a court date just for her stupidity.