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No Sharp Objects In Rehab For Lindsanity!

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We wonder if they think girlfriend's a threat to herself.

According to insiders at the UCLA Medical Center, where Lindsanity LOLhan is currently shacked up for her 90 day rehab stint, patients in the hard-pAArtying wacktress' ward are not allowed to receive presents that could do bodily harm.

Well, we'd hope not!!

Items like "balloons, breakables, and anything with sharp points" are banned, while suggest gifts include "soft, cuddly things."

LOLs! Those aren't safe, either! LiLo's going to rip those things to shreds while she detoxes!

But we are pleased to hear that they are monitoring her so closely - sounds like this center is much better suited to handle Lindsay's type of crazy!


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11 comments to “No Sharp Objects In Rehab For Lindsanity!”

  1. 1

    soft cuddly things are perfect for slipping drugs into. guess she'll get her fix after all.

  2. 2

    Thoughts? Your an asshole! You need to stop posting about Lindsay.

  3. 3

    I think they need to put a gag order on any one reporting on her / anyone who talks with her, so she can recover in peace.

  4. 4

    and no mouthwash- you can get a buzz from drinking that…

  5. 5

    There's nothing anyone can do for an addict unless the addict wants help. Lindsay has repeatedly denied having a problem, and does not want help. Therefore, this is an exercise in complete pointless futility. Maybe we can look at it as practice for when she actually hits rock bottom and seeks help.

  6. 6

    death by cutlery…

  7. 7

    We are so ova her…..C'mon Lindsay > WAKE UP GURL if not BA BYE!
    You are so PHONY and NEED HELP…ship her away.

  8. 8

    Well no fucking shit sherlock. How is this a shock? Why paint her out to appear more unstable than she clearly is by stating rules EVERYONE with half a brain already knew. You're such a fucking worthless asshole.

  9. Jaded says – reply to this


    Did Lindsey have a previous problem with sharp objects that you felt this needed a post. It's common knowledge that you can't have sharp objects in rehab, as it's possible to hurt yourself during the detox phase. If you weren't the stupidest person on the planet you would know that and would really need to make a post about it.

  10. 10

    SHE has that Lisa Rinna/Meg Ryan, 45 year old duck lip thing going on, and it creeps me out!! Isn't she like 24? Stop f-ing with your face!!!

  11. 11

    how is this news? this is common sense