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Time To Shut Up, Bristol!

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Here's the thing about Bristol Palin we think everyone should start to recognize:

Bitch is as big a fame-whore as effing Levi Johnston!

Face it, people! She got together with him for the publicity and now she broke up with for the publicity. She's doing interviews all over town, while her baby is probably off somewhere being raised by his uncle, Trig.

In a "new" interview, Bristol told sources that she considers herself "naive" to believe Levi was ready to settle down.

Translation - She was stoopid and didn't listen to her mother when Sarah Palin told her to get the whole fake-marriage-for-a-reality-show-thing put in a contract and signed in blood.

Then, Bristol goes on to say:

"I see that Levi's people equate me with a Bridezilla. This is not about me. This was about doing what was best for Tripp and making us a family."

Translation: "I wanted water lilies in the centerpieces, but Levi said they were out of season. I told him he was out of my vajayjay and he walked."

Seriously girl, you need to shut up now. No one cares if you had married him or that you're not. You're not getting any sympathy from America - just a continued dose of malice!

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63 comments to “Time To Shut Up, Bristol!”



  1. 1

    They rush to get the cover of People and make a quick 50 grand (or something like that) and then a week later call it off. The whole family needs to find real jobs.



  2. 2

    Translation: "I wanted water lilies in the centerpieces, but Levi said they were out of season. I told him he was out of my vajayjay and he walked."

    LOL nice

    he really just wanted to fuck sarah i would.. fuck bristol . sarah is where its at



  3. 3

    That's the pot calling the kettle black!



  4. 4

    Bristol is a slut and she's lucky that Levi ever let her suck his big beautiful monster COCK!



  5. 5

    Reality check Perez … YOU don't speak for America. In any way, shape or form.



  6. 6

    Mario,
    -
    After the 3 to 1 ratio of the blowout in Missouri against Obamacare, you can post about the Palin kids all you want.
    Obamacare went down in flames and was rejected by 71%!!!!!!
    -
    Missourians to Obama: "Can you hear us now?"
    -
    We're coming for you leftist, elitist, nanny-state, blowhards…the day of reckoning is upon you!
    -
    Thank you Missourians!!!!!!!!
    Thank you Arizonans!!!!!!!!!!
    -
    Thank you America for coming together on this one, to show the world we will not be enslaved, and our history is our treasured gift we hold most dear.

    -
    P.S. I'm sure you would have posted wishing Obama Happy Birthday, but no one knows when he was born.



  7. 7

    PEREZ you are a sick human being~ STFU already.



  8. 8

    You keep saying no one cares but I have read 2 positing about her just today made by you~ YOU CARE!!

    YOU SEEM OBSESSED~ jealous~ that levi didn't go for your O face?



  9. 9

    Stupid is as stupid does. Everything Palin needs to go the Hell away already!!!!



  10. 10

    Re: UberBling – Sarah is way too far past her "sell by" date to be considered truly hot anymore.



  11. 11

    Chapter 22 of the Wasilla Hillbillies:

    Why does Bristol need to press release the particulars of her personal life? She's proving herself to be every big of a media whore as her mother. All I have to say is don't complain when the negative attention gets out of hand. Can't have it both ways.



  12. 12

    Seriously???? She scored how many interviews and she complained that Levi only wanted money??? Girl is a fame whoring hypocrite



  13. 13

    Thank you, John McCain, for unleashing this family of troglodytes on us. You deserved the throttling you got in the 2008 election for this alone.



  14. 14

    I love Bristols big titties :)

  15. YUCK says – reply to this


    15

    typical white trash bullshit and this is exactly the reason why sarah palin is wrong for america. she cant even raise her daughter right. she speaks to this country like she is teaching a bunch of kindergartners. sarah palin is worse than the most ghetto black woman in america. hell she even shoots moose while drinking city light beer. all she needs is a fucking crack pipe, hell she probably has one and hides it from the cameras. she is ghetto, what a role model these pathetic white republicans have chosen for themselves, unwed teen daughter media whoring it up for the cameras. the only place the palins belong in is a reality tv show but levi would have to be on the show too. trash trash trash. all the minorities can have a good laugh at this low class skag.



  16. 16

    Oh shut the frak up, Perez. He´s having another woman´s baby. Would you marry that?



  17. 17

    you are such a douche! When reality stares people in the face, a person of character will admit they went overboard. this person has been shit on by a fucking asshole and all you can do is talk shit about her b/c you don't like her mother. you do the same when it comes to fox news, or any thing you disagree with. You don't look at the facts, you just have your biased, un-educated, un-intelligent opinion that you go with. Character my friend is doing what's right when no one is looking…..and that includes not purposefully misleading the un- informed/



  18. 18

    how come she doesn't own up to the down syndrome baby she had before tripp? you know, the one they say is sarahs ..



  19. 19

    PEREZ HILTON

    TRANSLATION = FUCKING STUPID DOUCHE BAG



  20. 20

    Please god make these people disappear. They're all white trash fame whores with Mama Palin leading the pack. They're all disgusting.



  21. 21

    Just wanna point out that his as you call it, YOUNGER AGED, uncle (I am sure you are refering to Trigg Sarah Palin's youngest son who has Down Syndrome) is older than him. Sarah already had him by the time Bristol had her son. The more she goes out and does interviews and talks to the press the less credibility Sarah Palin's "children of political figures are off limits" statement has.



  22. 22

    WHY are these nobodies getting press?!

  23. YUCK says – reply to this


    23

    Re: Tutone – oh really, you watch fox news, yet they were the ones blowing out of proportion that ladies edited video up so that she would get fired. fox news is just as bad as every other news outlet, everyone has their own agenda, I have worked for that louse rupert murdoch and I know what his agenda is and trust me, the truth has nothing to do with it. there is no integrity in news reporting any longer and especially not at fox news. news shouldnt even be associated with any of murdochs empire.



  24. 24

    Also, if ANYONE — especially Sarah — pulls that "children are off limits" stuff when people talk about Bristol, laugh in their faces. Once you've done interviews all over town and posed for the cover of magazines, you are fair game for anything . If you wanted your life to be private, you wouldn't be talking.

  25. buck says – reply to this


    25

    the liberal leftist media gave us Obama and now everyone has to turn to Fox for the truth. thank God for Fox News

  26. Jaded says – reply to this


    26

    This is a publicity stunt as well. They'll get back together once the other girl says that the baby isn't his. Or if she says it is, he'll be a good boy take care of the other baby Bristol will get jealous and decide to take him back because he's spending more time with the other girl and she's not getting enough press.



  27. 27

    Wow, who could have seen this coming. Those 2 crazy kids getting back together and now its all over. Does anyone really care about their trashy lives?



  28. 28

    Re: IfYouHaveNothingNiceToSay~SitNextToMe!
    "WHY are these nobodies getting press?!"
    -
    Mario was just giving you Libs a little red meat and a distraction for the day. He knows you like to humiliate Sarah Palin and her family, so you can feel superior and better about yourselves.
    -
    It's the distractions that he doesn't want you to think about:
    -It's the economy, stupid.
    -It's the unemployment, stupid.
    -It's the racism, stupid.
    -It's the open border, stupid.
    -It's unchecked illegal immigrantion stupid.
    -It's the no energy policy to keep America weak, stupid.
    -It's the anti-Israel policy, stupid.
    -It's the mosque in New York City stupid.
    -It's the nationalizing our private companies, stupid.
    -It's the fascism, stupid.
    -
    -
    Did you know Missouri passed an immigration law similar to Arizona's, a few years ago?
    Time for Obama to sue Missouri also?



  29. 29

    RE: luvstotango take a couple of your prozacs and get a grip on reality. As Joan Rivers always say intelligence has something to do with proximity to salt water. Missouri right smack in the middle of the country, Hmmmm

  30. YUCK says – reply to this


    30

    Re: buck – youre so fucking stupid fox news is not news its hate mixed in with convenient untruths. watch both sides of the story and grow a brain and decide for yourself what is right, fox news is nothing but a lying machine.

  31. buck says – reply to this


    31

    Re: YUCK – tried both sides… ran into liberal propaganda on the networks, CNN and MSNBC. They have pushed their agenda with false global warming data, ficticious racism attacks and conspiring with each other via the internet. At least American is waking up to the liberal media and understanding the destruction its causing in this country. The only problem is it took us getting Obama to realize it, that a big price to pay.

    By the way, regarding the claim that FOX ran an edited version of a tape and got a federal employee fired it absolutley ridiculous. FOX didn't even breath her name on the air until after the Obama administration fired her by jumping to conclusions themselves. But i guess watching a 20 minute video to get the facts is too much to ask afterall they didn't even read the HC bill, the stimulus bill or the Arizona law before acting.



  32. 32

    I LIKE HER BIG BOOBS BUT SERIOUSLY, SHE , LEVI AND SARAH ARE COMPLETE IDIOTS WHO HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING FAMOUS OR BEING IN POLITICS AT ALL. THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS A JOKE IF THEY WOULD PUT A MORON LIKE SARAH PALIN IN OFFICE, LET ALONE FOR A JOB AS IMPORTANT AS VICE PRESIDENT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT WAS MCCAIN THINKING NOMINATING A MORON LIKE HER. OBVIOUSLY HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT/LOVE THIS COUNTRY IF HE WOULD PUT THAT IDIOT ON THE BALLOT FOR SUCH AN IMPORTANT JOB



  33. 33

    IF HOPE SHE MARRIES HIM ANYWAY JUST BECAUSE I HATE THE PALINS BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID. IT WILL BE FUNNY TO WATCH HIM MAKE HER LIFE A LIVING HELL, SCREWING OTHER GIRLS, GETTING ARRESTED FOR POT,SHOWING HIS COCK ON CAMERA. SHELL WASTE 10 YEARS OF HER LIFE WITH HIM AND BY THE TIME SHE GETS SMART SHELL BE FAT UGLY AND HAVE SO MANY RETARD KIDS THAT NO MAN WILL EVER WANT HER. IT WILL BE SO FUNNY



  34. 34

    takes one fame whore to know one, right perez? LMAO!!!



  35. 35

    You're absolutely right, buck….thank God for FOX.
    -
    God bless Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Laura Ingraham and all the other conservative radio people getting the truth out.
    -
    I’m sure Baghdad Bob Gibbs will be able to spin the Missouri vote as a ‘positive’ on ObamaCare, and deny that it’s a referendum.
    -
    The media has overplayed its hand engaging in political protection and lost all remaining relevancy.
    Yup, they’re wearing this millstone all the way down to the bottom. Nice work MSM. can you say “glug, glug…..glug….”



  36. 36

    RIGHT ON!!! Luvs to Tango!



  37. 37

    You accuse Levi of being a fame whore and using you? Believe it or not Bristol he's made less public appearances than you and has spoken out less to magazines than you. She's a world class hypocrite and a drama queen. Your issue of hypocrisy aside Bristol, if Levi really was the fame whore you claim he is, you should have worked it out with him somehow than kicking him to the curb the first sign things get bad. As for him possibly fathering another child? The two of you weren't together and while he should have used a condom, the girl he was with knew what she was doing, its not like your the first couple that had this happen to you. So grow up and get some backbone and stop being a fucking hypocrite!

  38. YUCK says – reply to this


    38

    Re: luvs2tango – omg I cant believe how many stupid people are on this board. stupid. who the fuck cares if they build a mosque near ground zero. I am sick of this racist white agenda. I hope the sleeping giant arises come next election. delusional fox news/right wingers though the republicans had the last presidential election in the bag. the sleeping giant woke up that day and showed up at the ballot box. the right is wrong, the left is wrong. fuck this stupid country and now everyone wants to bash latin people, sounds like 1935 germany when their economy was bad and they decided to turn on the jews.



  39. 39

    not for nothing, but sarah palin is her mother. can you blame the girl for not listening perez?



  40. 40

    Re: buck – Funny how you "tried both sides" and ended up believing the people who lie to you. Name one lie you heard on MSNBC. I don't defend CNN. Now about global warming - so 99.9% of all actual scientists with PhDs agree on the facts and Fox News tells you something different and you believe them? Take your head out of your ass, man. You're embarrassing yourself.



  41. 41

    good one about the water lillies."

    I don't understand why Bristol moved back in with her parents. She's made a TON of money through television, speaking engagements, magazine interviews….why can't she get her own pad? Is she living at home so Willow and Piper can babysit?



  42. 42

    Bristol is fucking HOT I will marry her

  43. buck says – reply to this


    43

    Re: YUCK – oh and by the way, your words are spoken like a good liberal



  44. 44

    Re: YUCK
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    Yuck, you're what Lenin would call a "Useful Idiot".
    -



  45. 45

    Swallow Perez, your breath smells like you want Levi.



  46. 46

    btw, check out advertising dollars spent pro and con on the vote in Missouri on Prop C:
    -
    Those in FAVOR of Prop C (against Obama Care) $ 30,000
    -
    Those AGAINST Prop C (in favor of Obama Care) $400,000
    heh heh heh
    -
    Not a word from the lame media about the blowout in Missouri yesterday….if they don't write about it, than it's not true!
    It's why your media is dying and have become irrelevant.
    Have you heard anything from the White House Press Corpse lately?
    (crickets chirping)



  47. 47

    Hopefully the whole Palin clan crashes in a helicopter related accident.



  48. 48

    Why can't Bristol GO AWAY??
    Take her mother with her PLEASE!

  49. buck says – reply to this


    49

    Re: Crabbey – lets kill 2 birds with one stone…google 'global warming manipulation' and you will have your answer to MSNBC and the global warmng lie. I know liberals don't like facts or reseach for that matter but there comes a time when you have to comfront the truth head on. Eventually most liberals see the light and become conservative, good luck until then.



  50. 50

    P.S.
    -
    How could I forget:
    It's forcing socialized medicine down our throats, stupid!



  51. 51

    You're one to talk phaggot!



  52. 52

    Here's to getting our head out of our asses!
    -
    ClimateGate – This scandal began the latest round of revelations when thousands of leaked documents from Britain's East Anglia Climate Research Unit showed systematic suppression and discrediting of climate skeptics' views and discarding of temperature data, suggesting a bias for making the case for warming.
    -
    FOIGate – The British government has since determined someone at East Anglia committed a crime by refusing to release global warming documents sought in 95 Freedom of Information Act requests. The CRU is one of three international agencies compiling global temperature data.
    -
    ChinaGate – An investigation by the U.K.'s left-leaning Guardian newspaper found evidence that Chinese weather station measurements not only were seriously flawed, but couldn't be located. "Where exactly are 42 weather monitoring stations in remote parts of rural China?" the paper asked. The paper's investigation also couldn't find corroboration of what Chinese scientists turned over to American scientists, leaving unanswered, "how much of the warming seen in recent decades is due to the local effects of spreading cities, rather than global warming?" The Guardian contends that researchers covered up the missing data for years.



  53. 53

    HimalayaGate – An Indian climate official admitted in January that, as lead author of the IPCC's Asian report, he intentionally exaggerated when claiming Himalayan glaciers would melt away by 2035 in order to prod governments into action. This fraudulent claim was not based on scientific research or peer-reviewed. Instead it was originally advanced by a researcher, since hired by a global warming research organization, who later admitted it was "speculation" lifted from a popular magazine. This political, not scientific, motivation at least got some researcher funded.
    -
    PachauriGate– Rajendra Pachauri, the IPCC chairman who accepted with Al Gore the Nobel Prize for scaring people witless, at first defended the Himalaya melting scenario. Critics, he said, practiced "voodoo science." After the melting-scam perpetrator 'fessed up, Pachauri admitted to making a mistake. But, he insisted, we still should trust him.
    -
    PachauriGate II – Pachauri also claimed he didn't know before the 192-nation climate summit meeting in Copenhagen in December that the bogus Himalayan glacier claim was sheer speculation.
    -
    SternGate – One excuse for imposing worldwide climate crackdown has been the U.K.'s 2006 Stern Report, an economic doomsday prediction commissioned by the government.



  54. 54

    SternGate II – A researcher now claims the Stern Report misquoted his work to suggest a firm link between global warming and more-frequent and severe floods and hurricanes.
    -
    AmazonGate – The London Times exposed another shocker: the IPCC claim that global warming will wipe out rain forests was fraudulent.
    -
    PeerReviewGate – The U.K. Sunday Telegraph has documented at least 16 nonpeer-reviewed reports (so far) from the advocacy group World Wildlife Fund that were used in the IPCC's climate change bible, which calls for capping manmade greenhouse gases.
    -
    RussiaGate – Even when global warming alarmists base claims on scientific measurements, they've often had their finger on the scale. Russian think tank investigators evaluated thousands of documents and e-mails leaked from the East Anglia research center and concluded readings from the coldest regions of their nation had been omitted, driving average temperatures up about half a degree.
    -
    Russia-Gate II
    -
    U.S.Gate – If Brits can't be trusted, are Yanks more reliable? The U.S. National Climate Data Center has been manipulating weather data too, say computer expert E. Michael Smith and meteorologist Joesph D'Aleo.
    -
    IceGate – Hardly a continent has escaped global warming skewing. -
    ResearchGate

    ReefGate– Let's not forget the alleged link between climate change and coral reef degradation.
    -
    AfricaGate

    DutchGate
    -
    AlaskaGate



  55. 55

    Re: YUCK

    Get your facts straight. Fox never aired on word about that woman untill she had aready been fired by the WH.



  56. 56

    Re: YUCK

    Get your facts straight. Fox never aired on word about that woman untill she had aready been fired by the WH. Re: YUCK

    If you don't like this country like you seem to state. Feel free to use one of our other freedoms you most likely do not like. Leave this country and go find another that you think is better. We wont mind at all. Bye Bye



  57. 57

    Re: luvs2tango – mental case. Sarah Palin and her family humiliate themselves every time they open their mouths.



  58. 58

    They did the US for cash, Im sure they had no plans of getting back together, no less marry, the mag should sue.. The Palins are all village idiots..



  59. 59

    Re: TheMrsBradPitt – "Sarah Palin and her family humiliate themselves every time they open their mouths."
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    -
    -
    To get Reagan I had to put up with Patty and Ronnie.
    I guess to get Sarah, I'm going to have to put up with Bristol and Levi.



  60. 60

    I must give a round of applause to Flopbama for keeping Gitmo open and hiring George Bush's pick, General Patraeus.



  61. 61

    someone tell her that hooking up with some random guy from Illinois would be much more lucrative in tabloids
    i just happen to live in Illinois



  62. 62

    Like mother, like daughter. Sarah Palin is worse — how many books has she written about herself? She actually went on Kate With 8? They're all desperate for fame. It's pathetic.



  63. 63

    The only public service the Palins could perform at this point would be to drink cyanide.