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Why G.I. Joe 2 MIGHT Not Be Horrible

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Yes, G.I. Joe 2 is on its way, and yes, we said it might not be horrible (key word, of course, being MIGHT).

Here are some reasons why G.I. Joe 2 might not be unwatchable…

-Channing Tatum will be returning. That news is bound to bring at least a glimmer of hope.

-Sources say that Zombieland screenwriters Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick are writing the script….and Zombieland was pretty damn awesome.

-Director Stephen Sommers is returning. He’s got to be aware of how people felt about the first film, so maybe he’ll keep the plentiful criticisms in mind whilst directing this one.

-For G.I. Joe fans, you’ll get another opportunity to be re-introduced to characters that you loved from the series.

-It can’t possibly get any worse than the first film.

Will you be able to muster any level of enthusiasm for this sequel?

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15 comments to “Why G.I. Joe 2 MIGHT Not Be Horrible”

  1. 1

    the first film wasnt even THAT bad.
    anyways im geeked for a part 2..and i never miss out on a chance to see channing.

  2. 2

    the first was ok.. just ok… could have been a whole lot better.. but maybe just maybe it mite be better

  3. 3

    The first film was unwatchable. But because so many people went to see it before realizing how bad it was, it made enough money for a sequel. This is the state of moviemaking? Yeah, we know the first one sucked, so here's more crap. Suck it, moviegoers!

  4. 4

    But Channing Tatum was what I hated about the first one

  5. 5

    Channing never hurts the eyes, I'll say that for sure. There IS definitely room for improvement. Hopefully, they try to stick closer to the character profiles, and maybe they won't f@#$ up Cobra Commander this time around - give me my hood and chrome mask, please.

  6. 6

    Channing Tatum had the worst acting out of anyone that was in the first movie…so why would him returning be a good thing?…

  7. 7

    I was not impressed with the first one. Though it had the potential to be really good…it just wasn't… I say start with an entire different cast…Including Channing…SORRY!!!!

  8. 8

    I refuse to watch a sequel to a movie where ice sinks. The first movie made me want to end my existence. Christ mary please spare humanity from these movies.

  9. Jayro says – reply to this


    why are they even bothering? do they really think enough people are gonna go see it to make up the cost of making it? ugh the first one was so terrible. i'm still amazed at how bad that movie was. they must be extremely confidant in what they're doing to attempt a sequel to that thing.

  10. 10

    Channing needs to do more romantic flicks. He's good on the eyes!

  11. 11

    i'm glad they are making another one. it would be better if i was in the movie. i could be Channing Tatum's new love. lol… and Perez stop that, the first movie wasn't bad. you just think it's bad cause there wasn't any mushy lovey dovey story line in it.

  12. 12

    HUHH? GI Joe was Bad? Compared to the @#$#fest Transformers 2, GI Joe at least had a plot, the special effects were cool, and the acting was ok. GI Joe wasnt great, but at least it was decent. All transformers is about is these aliens with powers that could only transform into specific vehicles and battle each other on earth. Thats pathetic. Why Earth? Why not transform into a giant milkshake and freeze the sun, or transform into small little cockroaches and infest Vulcan before it blew up in the new Star Trek. Give Spock when he was a little kid something to do. Gi Joe was about Soldiers of fortune going after bad guys. Yes that makes sense. GI Joe is simple and kind of stupid but at least it makes SENSE.

  13. 13

    the first one it was the worst film ever!!! I mean c'mon was the most absurd justification, there's no history at all!!! don't spend money in that shit

  14. 14

    want G.I. Joe 2 to be better than 1?


    boom, instant win.

  15. 15

    If you actually want to make the second film watchable, the first thing you do IS CUT Channing Tatum! He can't act to save his life! The second thing is have NO WAYANS BROTHERS anywhere near it! Don't ruin the most iconic character in the cartoon Cobra Commander, and BLAM, instant win.