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Woman Who Called 911 Looking For A Date Speaks Out!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

Truer words have never been spoken from Lindsay Lohan this beautiful beast of a woman!

Yesterday, we shared a report about woman who drunkenly called 911 four times in search of love…or you know, a good lay.

This morning, the woman, Miz Bernadette Music, makes sweet melodies in our ears as she tries to explain herself and her drunkenness.

Check out the magic above!

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18 comments to “Woman Who Called 911 Looking For A Date Speaks Out!”

  1. 1

    She is some serious poor white trash

  2. 2

    That's one classy woman

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  4. 4

    sooo… 911 is NOT a Dating service?!

  5. 5

    Really… her boyfriends name in Jim Bob :P Of course it would be!!!

  6. 6

    Wow. I'm so glad she had a chance to speak out. Before hearing her side of the story I just assumed she was white trash.

  7. 7

    I don't know why people think Americans are a bunch of trash. She looks like a great lay.

  8. 8

    She must've asked her hairdresser for a Hilton cut.

  9. 9

    Yeah, because being an alcoholic is just so damn funny isn't it Mario? Come on..it's not funny to make fun of your relatives like that!!!

  10. 10

    How dumb can you get twat?

  11. 11

    norwood always keeps it classy.

  12. 12

    why does the Police Sgt. look like he's the captain of The Love Boat??? maybe that's why she called 911 looking for some LURVIN'…?

  13. 13

    I think my favorite part of this clip is watching her chug from a Big K soda bottle! Sweet mama, I bet those cops were DEFINITLY "salty" because they were getting any of that!

  14. 14

    What a dumb bitch. She should go to jail.

  15. 15

    Looks like her boyfriend punched her in the nose for that

  16. 16

    Soooo….is it just me, or does she look like a long lost daughter of Michael Douglas??

  17. 17

    She could have at least apologized for being a disruptive caller!

  18. 18

    She looks like she wanted some fish.