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Happy Birthday, Prostitution Whore!!!
It's Danielle Staub's birthday next week and what better way to celebrate than to have a big party.
But where do former strippers like to hang out? Oh yeah, strip clubs! (the poles feel like home!)
Next Tuesday, The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is throwing herself a grand old birthday bash at Scores in New York City. If you were unlucky enough to get invited, you'll get the pleasure of enjoying defrosted Costco finger sandwiches as well as the musical stylings of Miz Staub!
Yep, bitch plans to belt out her lesbian love anthem Real Close to really set the mood for the party! How fun!
Where's our invite, bb?! We so don't want to miss this!
Tags: birthday, danielle staub, real housewives of new jersey, score, stripper
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lol Danielle rocks!
Her face is really hard to take. Ugh
Probably a lot more fun than any of your z-list shitfests. You'd fit right in here.
What a joke, her claim to fame is this trashy reality show and of course her porn video. So sad so very sad.
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Why does this shit look like a bad advertisement for Protein Shake?
I wonder if DisCountess LuAnn will show up and sing "Money Can't Buy You Class".
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How in the world did this ugly thing spawn her two pretty daughters?
She is famous for being a skank. What has our society come to? She looks like a Whoville escapee.
oh perez u are awesome with ur wicked sense of humor! lmao! so true wish i were a fly on the wall just so i cud sit back and laugh!!!
72?
maybe she'lll get on stage and shake her cooter jewelry for everyone! what an effin treat! stand back if you don't wish to be splashed!
OMG…is she going to have a viewing of her PORN tape too? Maybe we can finally figure out if that piercing was on a clit or a dick. Bwahahaa. She and Mary from DC housewives look like long lost "sisters" I have a feeling she's going to be the "Danielle" of that group.
SHE IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez.. She is not a prostitution whore !!!.. and I will be there tomorrow night.. so we can discuss how you treat my girl..